You know you've played too much Tanki Online when...

[328497 0]

I had a dream once where the map Sandal was full of gold. I got all of them, then right before my eyes they all came back. They just kept coming for ever. Then began the nightmare. I went to the map moon silence, and a million gold boxes started falling, then all of a sudden they stopped. In mid air they stopped and just floated. So I went to my garage and got rail gun and wasp and a nitro. Then I went back to the map with unlimited, unreachable, amazing gold. I went to blue team's territory and used nitro and ran up a ramp. The gold raised up, staying about two feet from me, so I shot myself into the air, and I keep shooting but the gold kept raising higher. I was up so high the map looked like an ant, and all of a sudden there was a loud bang, like two tons of steel crashing into each other. The gold stopped. One more shot with my gun and it all would be mine. Out of no-where a drugger with thunder and viking appeared. My gun was almost fully reloaded,and then he shot. All I see is white, and then there is a small, rusted tank lying in the ground. Then a head stone appears.

"328497"

"Died of being selfish and trying to get a prize only a god should obtain."

Edited June 2, 2013 by 328497

[jokjinari 160]

When you're watching Cyber sport Live steam on Full-screen and attempt to press Tab to see the scores.

 

I have done that more then once. :lol:

[meronnatu 151]

:rolleyes:

[r_destroymachine0 5]

when you're playing 2 hours or more in tanki online

[Meliora 1,652]

when you're playing 2 hours or more in tanki online

That doesn't even make sense...

[lizerdgirl108 397]

when you're playing 2 hours or more in tanki online

2 hours isn't even that much....

[Who_Boss 154]

When you get a critical hit you get shocked :0

[Scientist 4,224]

I know this one is really funny:

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When you want your mom to give you your favorite clothes and you say: "Mom, give me my favorite combo".

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:lol:

[Who_Boss 154]

Loooooooool

[jet-fighter-319793 1]

for twins users your space bar is stuck and wont pop up

[Scientist 4,224]

for twins users your space bar is stuck and wont pop up

yep, right.

[jet-fighter-319793 1]

the oringanal is

 

when you hear your aunt is adoting twins you say hope your space bar doesnt stick

[jet-fighter-319793 1]

i had a dream i was driving down the high way in subway in a wasp a rail combo when th gold box falls i cant stop for it then all a sudden i go for it im 10 feet in front then my tank just jumps over it then a mamoth thunder spawns right on top of it

[jet-fighter-319793 1]

you no you play too much when you have good ansers to this topic

 

 

when you win the lotery and scream i got the gold box and go buy a tank

Edited May 26, 2013 by jet-fighter-319793

[jokjinari 160]

When you can actually come up with a reply to this topic.

[r_The-Player20 313]

When you try to poop a mine when someone is following you. ^_^

[r_The-Player20 313]

When you say you love to drug and kill people to your friends without thinking when the teacher is standing right next to you. I almost got kicked out of my school :/

 

funniest yet

[Mr.SV.ENS 738]

5. When you want to learn Russian as your second/third language.

:blush:

 

When you see a wasp or hornet and directly think of Tanki

Edited May 26, 2013 by Mr.SV.ENS

[Resident_Evil_22 4]

funniest yet

thanks

[r_DidYouKnowThat0 1,662]

You know you've played too much when you use a Calculator to calculate what you will and/or can buy.

[I.D0M 601]

You know you've played too much when you know that mammoths aren't extinct.

[ExtremeKiller26 443]

My teacher was telling me about the great fire of london. She said, "It was so big, that it looked like a weapon burned it." I instantly thought about that Firebird+Viking wallpaper, where it burned that entire city.

[XxlutherxX 1]

'Your grades start falling down in school'

That's exactly what is happening to me, now I play less.

[XxlutherxX 1]

You know when you have played too much when someone comes and says to shut the computer and you realise how long it's been.

[jubidubi228 2]

You don't have a life anymore and miss every important event, when all you think about is Tanki online, when in every game you use tanks...