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When you are yelling at the screen at some noob that is blocking you from scoring with the flag...

Then your wife smacks you with the frying pan and tells you to shut up.

Then you try to rationalize the reason you where yelling at the noob to your wife who absolutely has no idea what you are talking about because she doesn't play Tanki.

Then you tell the wife "you don't understand..I am a legend in Tanki"

Then she says .."what...a legend in your own mind"

and you say thats good enough for me.

mean while the whole time you been arguing with your wife 3 gold boxes fell right in front of you and that noob you where yelling at ....well he got all 3 boxes because ...welll you where being a noob

:blink: DOH

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when you are running in a game of tag and you see a tree and you pick up pace, expecting to go through it, and the next thing you know you're in the hospital with a bloody face and a broken nose.

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when you are getting mad at the friend list and its all little tanki  players and you can`t play with them and its not just once but about 20 times each week the same guys ..until you say yes they never leave you alone..they need to get this stopped and changed to only accept the ones you want not all....or i`m throwing my computer out the window i have had enough

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My interesting think in school that i do is when a teacher doesn't pays attention to what students to in the class just doing his/her job in the class, and also the lesson is boring i draw into my free notebook Gold Boxes pictures with 4-5 tanks in small-medium maps. 

 

Fun think to do tho.

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When you congratulate someone on ranking up to 15. I seriously did respond with "Congrats!" some time ago when someone told me it was his birthday... >.<

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when tanki works its way into your dreams every night and your thoughts everyday and when you start seeing health bars and energy bars above cars and people

 

its already happening to me  :lol:  :lol:

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