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You know you've played too much Tanki Online when...

It takes you 5 hrs to go through... "My content", "Content I follow", and "Personal messanger" on the Tanki Forum every day

 

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When someone goes to a vacation, returns and says- "it was a great experience", and you say, "really?, how many times did you lvl up?"

Or ask "How many supplies, crystals and which passes did you got in super bonus?"

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1. You call the police "mods", to be arrested "banned", and crimes "bannable offences".

2. You call money "crystals".

3. You automatically assume all sales in shops to be 25% off.

4. You know more about Russian public holidays than you do the public holidays of your own country.

5. When you want to learn Russian as your second/third language.

6. When one of your favourite insults is to call someone a "recruit".

7. When the only thing you can think to make when playing with lego is tanks.

 

Carry on! But don't post dumb things like "when you have 1,000,000 experience points" or whatever. We all know you've bought too much experience played too much Tanki then. But what other things are symptoms of you playing too much Tanki?

1. No, I don't call police like that, no, I don't call to be arrested to be banned, and I do not call crimes bannable offences.

2. No, I don't call money crystals

I'll just say No or Yes from now in this reply

3. No

4. No

5. No

6. No

7, No

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When you reach the rank I have now, I had no idea I would EVER reach a rank like this, not even close to this one.... And now I have the rank before the last rank pre-rebalance, it's just... unbelievable

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When you just can't stop playing, even an addiction to another game (Minecraft ^^) hasn't been able to let me completely playing Tanki.

--> I'm back people!  :lol:

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When you just can't stop playing, even an addiction to another game (Minecraft ^^) hasn't been able to let me completely playing Tanki.

--> I'm back people!  :lol:

Welcome back! :D

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When you hear a tank moving sound from the game and your not playing it....

 

lol happens all the time i be on facebook and i swere i hear the motor in the background

When you say I used drugs in front of your friends.

lol happen more then once

 

When someone gets bitten by a wasp and you ask, "What modification was it?"

 

lol really funny .. bye the way its m3 with mcroupdates

when you go to your friends house and say "is that vacuem clean m3 yet"

lol so flipen funny made my day

 

1.) When your on vacation to a beach and its 95 degrees outside the water crystal clear and the waves rolling away from the beautiful sunset and you realize OH SHOOT I FORGOT TO COLLECT MY DAILY BONUS

2.) When someone asks you what are your goals in life you think to yourself "to have a full m3 garage and drugs to last a lifetime"

3.) when you watch sports you call them clans instead of teams

4.) when watching a high speed chase on TV you start yelling at the police RETURN THE FLAG

5.) when you classify people as certain types of tanks (bullies twins mammy) (cute little girls wasp shaft)

6.) when your dream at night is to be sitting atop a throne made of gold boxes leading your clan to victory

7.) when someone disses someone else I am now in the habit of saying SNYPED

8.) when at the end of a sports game you say gg instead of good game

9.) when you imagine which gun could do the most damage to a school (hint hint the answer is twins rapid fire plasma ouch your math teacher wont survive that one)

10.) when you are looking at something you are thinking which map does this look like

11.) when you see someone is really skilled and call them a hacker i cant tell you how many times i have been playing a game with a friend and said he's hacking

12.) when your parents think your doing homework but your really playing tanki

2,11,12. i can relate too

 

when you're playing 2 hours or more in tanki online

lol thats nothing try going to day no sleep lol playing this game ,then you see a gold and say wth i dont want ti im bored

 

you no you play too much when you have good ansers to this topic

 

 

when you win the lotery and scream i got the gold box and go buy a tank

 

lol the lottery is so me: i'd would so do that do that

You know you've played too much when you use a Calculator to calculate what you will and/or can buy.

 

everyday i do this , vise versa as for trying to figure out how many mor ppl i need to kill to rank..exp{270372 /280000, minus 270372 form 280000,then divide that number bye ten ,then give your self a goal like kill 500 ppl a day and ill rank up in a week lol

when you play and get up you relize you have been playing for 3 days

 

lol not yet for three dya striage but iv gone two day no sleep playing ,PS i wanted something m2 on sale that wasn't my rank

When you wake up in the morning to find that your computer has mysteriously vanished and a book is lying in its place.

 

omg im gana do this to my kid

When you see an plane and think "aaargghhh it's a fly hacker!!!".

 

lol

When you start to make a tanki online song.

my freind has made two already , so sad

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When you just can't stop playing, even an addiction to another game (Minecraft ^^) hasn't been able to let me completely playing Tanki.

--> I'm back people!  :lol:

Welcome back Dutch mate ;)

--robbie56

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