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Omg this sounds like something Turpz would write

stop making alternate accounts Turpz...

Once again,Turpz someone at my school

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How to communicate with Russians.

Rule Number One

- Use hands to form gestures relating to the situation at hand. Be warned they may be violent when approached with Haste.

Rule Number Two

- When in trouble, shake your hands with a displeasing look as if constipated. The Russian will back away slowly realising your ******edness.

Rule Number Three

- Avoid taking their Vodka while asleep. Be polite and knock them unconscious then remove the preferable drink of your own desire.

Edited by Ein_Necro

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