[Forum Game] Survive the Above User's Attack

[tiger_of_malaysia 271]

i called my fellow fffuuuu face and he saved me from the humiliation.

TPBM is going to be tortured by Justin Bieber's songs...

[dogm45 10,593]

Well I die from Justin Bieber' songs but I had to come back in order to keep the game going!

I mailed the person below me a Justin Bieber poster signed with all my love and all your friends seen the poster. Need I say more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Edited May 31, 2013 by dogm45

[marc.anthony 101]

I complain to the police saying they shouldn't be allowed to put such scary pictures on posters and they arrest J.B.

 

 

TPBM gets banned from life for 2 milleniums.

[MTAOTHE 19]

I know mod he will un ban me

Edited May 31, 2013 by MTAOTHE

[mkkmkk999man 4]

Player mkkmkk999man has been banned for a MONTH. Reason: Reference to sexually explicit content, Point 2.10

Edited May 31, 2013 by JamesM10

[spartan343 8]

Player spartan343 has been banned for a MONTH. Reason: Reference to sexually explicit content, Point 2. 10

Edited May 31, 2013 by spartan343

[M3_rail_mkkmkk999 5]

Player M3_rail_mkkmkk999 has been banned for a week. Reason: Flooding Inappropriate Images on the forum

Edited June 1, 2013 by MizARee

[r_kikkare0 28]

U can keep your grass, I don't buy. :)

 

I'll make a time machine that effects to the next person in the way that when he attacks to the next person, his/her own attack goes against of him/herself by full power and can't hurt the next person at all.

[dogm45 10,593]

I accept the attack on myself at full power.

The person below me I wish you all the luck in the world!!!!!!!!

[M3_rail_mkkmkk999 5]

Player M3_rail_mkkmkk999 has been banned for a week. Reason: Flooding Inappropriate Images on the forum

Edited June 1, 2013 by MizARee

[MTAOTHE 19]

I throw it awey.

person below me is frozen by my and it cant move

[tiger_of_malaysia 271]

i called a firebird m3 to unfroze me.

TPBM stay on a skyscraper and a damn terrorist try to collide the skyscraper with his jet...*no offence though*

[KiwiZaphod 53]

"Do. Or do not. There is no try" The terrorist does not - in the manner of Guido Fawkes, the original Epic Fail Guy, so I shrug, and walk away unscathed. Meanwhile the gentlemen or lady below me unfortunately has the strong nuclear force locally nullified, and sort of melts into a quark-gluon soup as the fundamental forces that bind their protons and neutrons together fails. Much to the amazement of the high energy physics community, who have spent frankly a great deal of tax payers money trying to do that exactly kind of thing at places like CERN. Good luck with the sub-atomic existence.... <EDIT - oops - misquoted Yoda. That would *never* do.>

Edited June 1, 2013 by KiwiZaphod

[vanshajwore 324]

dude i dont understand what u said that means i survived

TPBM is locked in a toilet and its door is made of heavy and thick iron. u dont have any way to get out

[KiwiZaphod 53]

dude i dont understand what u said that means i survived

TPBM is locked in a toilet and its door is made of heavy and thick iron. u dont have any way to get out

Try google, or even Wikipedia - you might learn something. Anyway - I stand on the toilet and flush myself down - you know, like they do in the Harry Potter movie. TPBM is a Death Star technician just as Luke Skywalker drops into the Death Star trench for that final run...

[tiger_of_malaysia 271]

easy...the death star has a 'friend or foe' detection. it detected me as a technician and cancelled it final run.. :)

TPBM is gonna be sucked by a giant high-bypass jet engine on testing!

[Attackers-UsuallyWin 0]

Dirty fuel caused the engine to self-destruct.

 

TPBM falls into a sea of shark infested custard.

[tiger_of_malaysia 271]

the sharks are my friends! it wouldnt eat me alive... :wacko:

TPBM is gonna be crushed by a large log!

[monkeyburn 13,525]

Although you may be friends with the sharks, I once saved a beaver's life (long story). Ever since then, me and the beaver have been inseparable. Hearing my distress call that only beavers know, they quickly rush to my aid - pulverizing the log with their hungry jaws. I live to glue the person below me to a tree with honey, right beside a giant fire ant colony..."Ouch! Needless to say, a very slow and painful way to go."

[M1A1Crosby 0]

the Ants are allergic to me and decide to worship me and set me free!

TPBM Falls into hell and is burned by the invisible yet eternal flame!

Edited June 3, 2013 by M1A1Crosby

[SpreadLoveNotHate 374]

I fell with another tanker with freeze. He keeps me alive. But, TPBM is scorched with the flames.

[UAA619 97]

I ran so fast around the fire that I created a vacuum so the flames couldn't burn as there was no oxygen.

The person below me got eaten by a great white shark.

[jonathanjoseph 71]

I'm Hercules...

TPBM is dumb and deaf.

[r_BLASTOISE-T120 241]

i'm godzilla i step on you, now you're flat as a pancake :P

[monkeyburn 13,525]

Godzilla is also a friend of beavers, so I do not get killed. This scares the living "sh" out of the person below me. They climb a 150 foot pine tree to escape the inevitable. Only the beavers chew at the tree base..."TIMBER!!!!" - "SPLAT!!!" - Instant death.

Edited June 4, 2013 by monkeyburn