[Forum Game] Survive the Above User's Attack

[Delta_88 17]

I'd be digusted

I run you over with 100 Maybach 62 automobiles (each one weighin' in at 6129Ibs... or around 3 tons... heaviest automobile since 2003)

[Brainiac98-2 40]

It makes me angry as you rush towards me. I get real mad. I turn into hulk. I'll let you figure out what happened after that. :D

 

 

TPBM got hulk-smashed

[r_Firingsniper0 1,215]

I use time machine to kill the breeder of Hulk

 

You are forced to dance  6000 hours

[Brainiac98-2 40]

It's physically impossible for me to Dance.

 

TPBM is hanging by a rapidly weakening rope, over the top edge of the Empire State Building

Edited July 31, 2013 by Brainiac98-2

[FaaiqBilal2 16]

I die

Next person gets married

[azteck5 1]

suicides

TPBM gets raped

[I.Devastation 2,053]

Avoids it by leaking phesis

Gets Lhamster to nibble you :lol:

[Aero.v2.0 1,456]

Mixes rat poison with shampoo

Gets EddyBeGood to attack Thor with banhammer

[I.Devastation 2,053]

Eats them.

Gives FBI a sandwhich and in return he kills you.

[r_Firingsniper0 1,215]

FBI is a company.

 

going to be bombed.

[I.Devastation 2,053]

FBI is a company.

 

going to be bombed.

Eats it.

 

I mean FBI as in the consultant.

Drops Fire

[Brainiac98-2 40]

I'm aquaman. I resist fire. XD

 

TPBM has a rare disease that kills the victim if they breathe

[I.Devastation 2,053]

Sticks a corck in his mouth

TPBM is dead

[Delta_88 17]

go on with me life

what if someone sent nukes to hit every single city in your country?

[r_Firingsniper0 1,215]

If then, raph would be angry you shouldn't do that.

 

 

what if you ate sandwich

[Brainiac98-2 40]

I... just eat a sandwich? 0.o

 

 

TPBM is held by arms and legs by thick ropes, all spread out over a running chainsaw, with no power switch, and no way to stop it.

 

 

and slowly moving DOWN on it. :D

[shadewarttt 3,350]

I become ghostfreak and pass through your ropes.

You r on a plane crashing down, no parachute.

[r_DidYouKnowThat0 1,662]

I jump out and swim through air molecules.

 

The person below me gets taxed to death.

[KnightATd1 3]

Used tax shelter/off-shore account trickery.

 

Sped time up to 10x the universal pace around TPBM so that his/her structure/body entirely degrades within seconds...

[FooMama 2]

Im in the GATEKEEPER device (Halo Expanded Universe) so i can control the speed of time and slow it back down to normal.

The person below me was hit by a M3 Hornet with someone in it DUI.

[KnightATd1 3]

It's Tanki... no damage to me.

 

I draw my sword (think medivally) and point it at your neck.

[King.Ghost 44]

i take my enmergency gun from my back pocket and shoot you 

 

 

I point my gun at you

[KnightATd1 3]

I laugh, say "You don't want to do that, son.", and then cleanly, quickly disarm you.

 

I crash your computer with a vicious virus.

[DeoxyriboNudeicAcicl 97]

I reallocate my universal IP and reroute the files into a never ending loop.

TPBM has AIDS for his entire lifetime and is about to die.

[KnightATd1 3]

But my lifetime will probably intersect the discovery of the cure for AIDS!  :)  :)

 

I rig the moon with epic machinery to crash into Earth at TPBM's house...