[Forum Game] Survive the Above User's Attack

[KnightATd1 3]

The spectators applaud as Aslan, our circus tiger, reenacts his hunting skills on me inside my heavy-duty protective suit. The act soon ends, and we both take a bow.

 

TPBM is hiking in the woods when suddenly a wild Meowth attacks!

[ajaytonymathew4 2]

Throws pokeball

 

Eats a potato chip and orderrs you to starve

[r_Firingsniper0 1,215]

I hate chips.

 

TPBM is not nice.

[Delta_88 17]

I don't care a damn

 

Hires a army to kill/destroy everyone/thing you ever loved

[r_The_R0 1]

You don't have money.

 

TPBM's cookie is stolen.

[DeoxyriboNudeicAcicl 97]

I don't care, I have thousands more.

 

TPBM is being devoured by grotesque worms from inside out. MWAHAHA

Edited August 13, 2013 by DeoxyriboNudeicAcicl

[KnightATd1 3]

Their eating me gives me a raging fever, and since they can only survive at temperatures near 99 F, they die.

 

TPBM drinks a poisoned glass of chocolate milk.

[DeoxyriboNudeicAcicl 97]

Too bad you didn't put enough poison in it. I only get a fever.

 

TPBM has been blocked from tankionline.com/en forever!

[r_Firingsniper0 1,215]

I go to tankionline.com/ru

 

TPBM is blocked from all of Tanki websites, servers, sites related, YouTube videos, and all dirty videos.

[r_DidYouKnowThat0 1,662]

I change my identity, then clean all videos.

 

The person below me is bombarded with :

 

1. Atomic Bomb.

2. Cobalt Bomb.

3.Dirty Bomb.

4.Neutron Bomb.

5.Nuclear Bomb.

6.Hydrogen Bomb.

7.Eectromagnetic Bomb.

8.Tank Bomb (Slap Bomb)

9.TNT

10. Suitcase Bomb.

11.Fireworks

12. Stink Bomb

[r_Firingsniper0 1,215]

Please don't talk about bombardments and wars. I just saw a Documentary that has a history of the Bosnian War, which had at least 100 thousand people who died in it.

 

And the Japanese journalist who died by "random shooting" in Syria. 

 

Seriously, wars maybe a bit bad in games and all that, but I don't think a war is to solve some problems.

 

Please don't make jokes about wars, there maybe some families who lost their friends, families in wars. 

[DeoxyriboNudeicAcicl 97]

.I think you just killed this topic. But I think it's not ok to joke about them, but the general discussion is ok.?

Edited August 14, 2013 by DeoxyriboNudeicAcicl

[r_DidYouKnowThat0 1,662]

:mellow: Now back on topic.

 

The person below me is attacked by Darth Vader.

[DeoxyriboNudeicAcicl 97]

It was a 3-D movie, it seemed like it but no.

 

TPBM is about to become food for a bunch of piranhas

[Endurance 543]

I sliced them all with my sword before they could eat me.

 

TPB has been captured by Pirates and they want him/her to walk the plank.

[KnightATd1 3]

Challenge their captain to a 1v1 duel. Bust him up. Take control of the ship.

 

TPBM has been teleported out of whatever he was in or holding into the center of the sun.

[DeoxyriboNudeicAcicl 97]

It was a model of the sun.

 

TPBM is strapped to a giant wheel and the wheel is turning very fast repeately crushing them

[Brainiac98-2 40]

I'm strapped on the INSIDE of the wheel since it's hollow. so I don't die.

 

 

TPBM is in a 1v1 with Chuck Norris.

[EliteBomber1213 9]

You couldn't say I wasn't allowed to use weapons  :P

I shot him down with my P90. Ha.

 

TPBM is about to be dipped in hot oil with NO WAY OUT.

[KnightATd1 3]

"NO WAY OUT."?? There is always a way out.  :angry:  :angry: 

My posse busts through the door and provides cover fire so that I can free myself and swing to safety. The main boss is still alive, so I grab a sword and take him on. With everyone down, we then make a quick exit.

 

I, the principal of your high/middle/etc school, have just caught you breaking the rules and am about to call your parents.

[Endurance 543]

I wouldn't care as I am "Too cool for school". Anyways, what would my parents do? XD

 

TPB has been abducted by aliens, they have taken him/her to their planet. How will they escape from the aliens?

[Dyrus_destroyer 0]

They take a mammoth and firebird drugg up, they have major resistance, their health is droping, they go to the garage, come out with alien technology, they run out of bullets take a travel to the fourth dimension and rip them in pieces, take a starship that tey have stolen from the alien overlord save earth, just like in HL2 get back in time before they were abducted, get ready for that and kill them, voilla the earth is saved. And then they make a tanki online 2.0!  :)

 

our sun is collapsing, and the only thing we can do is to invent a teleporten in 48 hours, set your theories on how would you do that.

[marc.anthony 101]

PRÄÝ

I stick a hornet's nest in your mouth.

[Brainiac98-2 40]

the nest was empty.

 

TPBM is upside down in mammoth. pressing delete kills you. you are on a flat surface too, so no hills to get pushed up to help flip over. also, a shaft M3 is trained on you ready to fire.

[r_Firingsniper0 1,215]

I HACK!

 

TPBM is in the air in middle of sky diving, with all parachutes dead, ripped, and unable to use.