[Forum Game] Survive the Above User's Attack

[Tanker1928374655 133]

_{I only suffered minor bone fractures... so I live :D}

_{I take a nuke and throw it on you. Lol}

Edited December 30, 2014 by Tanker1928374655

[Shalamer 135]

"I am Titaaaaaniiiiiuuuuuum. Sorry, nothing happens. 

 

I send an army of minions to raid your pantry so you starve.

[Shedinja 1,488]

Thank God for 7Eleven....

 

You are transformed somehow into a blob of chocolate, and my friend here is gettin' hungry... (Trust me, if you're a blob of chocolate when he;s around, you ain't gonna survive.) 

[Loackie 269]

Cyanide! GL :3

 

Meanwhile, I force your mind to start getting a life.

[Shalamer 135]

It does, so I now have two xD

 

I send you to Shutter Island. 

[Shedinja 1,488]

Eep. Good thing there's Chaos Control :3

 

You are not able to touch an electronic device of any type for the rest of your life. If you do, you will be teleported to a whitewall room out in space somewhere.

[MrNewb 2]

I live my life in tragedy

 

I sent u into space without a spacesuit 

Edited January 2, 2015 by MrNewb

[Zooson 7]

held my wore a scuba suit and had a super heater

 

to next person below me hit with a meteoroid  

Edited January 3, 2015 by Zooson

[HeavyDestructor 1]

I fired missles to intecept the meteoroid.

I use the most powerful thing ever to destroy every thing

[r_GaIaxy2 8,611]

You cant destroy light so you cant destroy a shadow :P

 

I use my ninja skills to karate chop you into alot of pieces

[XXgamercool_TURBO 14]

im good at fruit ninja (game) so i dodge. 

I drop so many goldboxes in your match you die of happieness

[Kid95 67]

Then it was all a dream. So I survived

 

Killed the below user by throwing a piano at him from above

[r_GaIaxy2 8,611]

I play it as it falls down and then the piano grows wings and lands both of us safely

 

I throw you off a 100 storey building

[was24_en 1]

I drop a fire ball on the person below.

[SUP3R_ST4R 1,205]

Used nitro and ran I make a fall of stone rain!

[was24_en 1]

Blocks stone rain with a shield, and drops heavy computer.

[r_GaIaxy2 8,611]

Puts a may under neath it so it doesnt get damaged and then plays tanki on it. 

 

Drop a rain of meteors on PUM

[Jboymark53 508]

i run faster then speed of light, so when one was about to hit me, i can dodge it.

 

i launch fire balls and TNT in catapults with perfect aim.

[Shedinja 1,488]

Hey! Stop attacking my life-size cardboard cutout of me! >:L

 

In retaliation. I go to my local post office, and mail my attacker a pair of squirrels. Every, I mail more squirrels, with each shipment gaining more squirrels at an exponential rate. Soon, your town is overrun with squirrels. Squirrels in your grocery market, devouring the produce. Squirrels at your local gun shop, chipping apart everything to wear down their teeth and make their nests. Squirrels chewing on the cable lines. Squirrels riding paper planes, blocking out the sun. Squirrels in your cabinets. Squirrels under your house. Squirrels in your plumbing. Squirrels in your vacuum. Squirrels everywhere. 

Edited January 25, 2015 by Shedinja

[r_GaIaxy2 8,611]

I move next door to you and ask you how you can afford all that shipping cost

 

I Throw a house on you while you are riding a row boat in the middle of the ocean

[lovretos 59]

i died, and asked God to make me live again, s he did that.

i throw you from plane to Chernobil

[R_O_M_I_O_O 170]

I have a parachute :D

 

I brutally throw kinfes on person below meh.

[r_Ultimate013570 21]

I trip on a wire as you try to kill me and they miss

 

I put a bomb in your room

[yolMafia 104]

I disarm it

 

I put cyanide in your food

[Shedinja 1,488]

Good thing my sister ate it first. :ph34r:

 

You suddenly are compressed into a cube about six inches around.