[Forum Game] Survive the Above User's Attack

[Jboymark53 508]

i have a thing that cuts trough every possible material so i used that.

cannons fire from EVERY direction at YOU

[Nathan1100 3]

To bad i'm I micro-midget, i'm only 3 inches tall

 

There is a psycho-killer at your front door with an ax.

[fptp 85]

I.....give him cookies and he leaves

I burry the player under me and he can not breath of eat

[Shedinja 1,488]

I'm a Ghost/Bug-type, I'll just phaze through you. :ph34r:

 

I pelt the person below me with crayons for a week, and he can't do anything about it.

Edited February 18, 2015 by Shedinja

[Tecko 6]

I used the crayons to make a wax candle  :D

 

I dropped the world onto the person below, only to find himself drifting in space

[deadtoyou 2,502]

I'm Atlas, so I am holding the world anyway. :D

 

 

 

 

 

I threw up on the user below me, and my puke is poison.  B)

[Shedinja 1,488]

1.) Good thing they have steel umbrellas.

2.) Dude, you might need to see a doctor if your vomit is poisonous. :wacko:

 

I put you in a box in space. The box is slowly filling with gasoline. 

[DarkShadow916 304]

Lucky thing I am a Shadow not a mortal ha

I posses the person and force him to self destruct

[Shedinja 1,488]

You can't possess what you can't catch. :ph34r:

 

I give the person below me a soda.

 

It's an RC cola.

[deadtoyou 2,502]

*Gulps it down in 3 seconds* 'MURICA!

 

I give the PUM a lit TnT from Minecraft.

[greyat 2,972]

/gamemode c

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All the atoms that comprise your body suddenly suffer complete existential failure.

Edited February 20, 2015 by greyat

[Shedinja 1,488]

I'm a Ghost/Bug type. Atoms? What are those?

 

You transform into Justin Beiber over night.

[swede1 1,726]

But I woke up to find out it was just a dream.

TPBM had to take over as Community Manager from Semyon and went insane and jumped off of skyscrapers to his death.

Edited February 20, 2015 by swede1

[magnaboy2 656]

But then my flying pony came to save me as he would have nobody to play with if I wasn't there ;-;
And ofcourse he had to poop(Giant iron poop ;-; ) in mid-air and that's what TPBM will have to survive l:<
 

Edited February 20, 2015 by magnaboy2

[deadtoyou 2,502]

:o aaaaaahhhhh!!!!! *clunk*

 

*I drop to the floor, but there was no floor, so I just kept falling..........*

(My body is the attack, @swede1. :P)

Edited February 21, 2015 by deadtoyou

[golden5648 1,686]

BTW my body in the defence so nothing will happen...  :P

 

I am your father and the principle of ur school and gonna slap you on school.

 

How'll da survive?  :P

[Shedinja 1,488]

BTW my body in the defence so nothing will happen...  :P

 

I am your father and the principle of ur school and gonna slap you on school.

 

How'll da survive?  :P

Call the DV hotline. :/

 

I punch your salad. :ph34r:

[tanker538N 394]

I dun even eat salad :P (rarely :ph34r:

I put EVERYTHING harmful onto PUM

[golden5648 1,686]

BTW i'm god so these harmful things are like small tickles to me (even less).

 

I kill u.

Hw'll da surviv'?

[tanker538N 394]

Well.... i dun believe in YOLO so...... im a zombie :D

 

Me and gold tag team, we r both gods how will ya survive ?

[magnaboy2 656]

I'm a Titan,higher then God (:
Feel my fist of pain xD

[deadtoyou 2,502]

*avoids fist of pain, then feints left and delivers brutal blow to magnaboy2*

 

 

I am Justin Beiber and I sing at the top of my lungs to the PUM. :P

 

How will you survive that? :lol:

Edited February 23, 2015 by deadtoyou

[Shedinja 1,488]

Laugh at you, because you're Justin Beiber. Your attacks only affect 7-year old girls...

 

I use my telekinetic abilities to throw the Moon at you. :3

[deadtoyou 2,502]

I'm Superman, so I freeze the Moon with my super-weird-freeze-breath-that-I-don't-use-in-Tanki-for-some-reason. :P

 

*Drops Poisonous Snake*

Edited February 27, 2015 by deadtoyou

[Shedinja 1,488]

I'm Superman, so I freeze the Moon with my super-weird-freeze-breath-that-I-don't-use-in-Tanki-for-some-reason. :P

 

*Drops Poisonous Snake*

So... you're NOT a fan of Freeze, I'm assuming.

 

Also, dude, Bug type + Wonder guard = Nothing. Also, I'm carrying a Lum Berry, so don't expect any status side affects! >:3

 

I very discretely turn your alarm into an air-raid siren. TEN TIMES louder than air-raid siren is supposed to be.