[Forum Game] Survive the Above User's Attack

[Heles 9,220]

.... how u know where i live  :D

I will bomb up tanki HQ (it's a joke for people who will take this serious)

[Penguin40 1,714]

I predict it and shoot you. 

 

I find out where you live and shoot you when you are in the supermarket. 

[Shedinja 1,488]

You hit one tiny bulletproof vest on my body the exact size of a bullet.

 

I throw a nest of paper wasps at you as you walk down the street.

[AngeIs.And.Demons 1,988]

I dodge them with my super ninja skills.

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I throw a water balloon at you :D

[LeGrimReaper 18]

I use my ultra expensive military flamethrower and vaporize it :D

 

I throw a nuclear bomb at you

Edited July 27, 2015 by LeGrimReaper

[colindestroyer77 45]

It's a fake from the Hiroshima museum from World War 2

 

I make your house collapse on you.

[LeGrimReaper 18]

Im gaming in a double floor bed so the roof wont hit me 

 

I make your keyboard spit fire

[Shedinja 1,488]

I spill a nearby cup of water onto it to douse the flames. "Glad that's over! I sure saved my computer from inevitable destruction!"

 

You trip in front of a set of road spikes. Also, you put on a corn dog costume without armholes that day. Uh-oh.

[Earth 1,091]

I have water with me, i chill down everything ,-,

PUM is taped to a chair and forced to listen and watch ..Justin Bieber

hhh

[hansn12 371]

it was looking justin bieber from far but it was u when i watched it from near.

 

PUM is tied with string on the railway track and the train is coming near ...

[LeGrimReaper 18]

It is loony tunes and the train is actually bugy bunny with carrots :D

 

PUM gets a virus inside his brain that forces him to do crime

[ALEKSEJ0077 150]

I never get caught MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.

 

PUM attacked by Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, A Bear and Zombie Mutant Goat.

[Indian_Tanker 468]

"Initiating self-destruct sequence in 5...4...3..."

 

PUM I take your tanki account .

[Gunslinger300 45]

i have it linked :D

 

PUM is about to be assaulted by a mad flea!

[Shedinja 1,488]

Flyswatters don't just work on flies.

 

I hire a wild train to get off of its rails and attack you while you're on a walk. 

[caproz 61]

I never go out for a walk, so i survived! I will pass my life playing tanki drinking beer eating fries chicken wings without walk until an heartattack will drive me to the moon silence.

PUM From the silence I throw you the moon on your head!

[Shedinja 1,488]

I self-destructed. My tank, at least. I grumble in annoyance from the other side of the computer screen.

 

Logs of cheese tumble from a forty story window... and you're directly beneath them!

[Kroboski88 94]

this giant who happens to love cheese starts running towards it and eats up every single log of cheese saving me from being squashed

 

we're on a space trip together and I force you to go outside with nothing on in the middle of space

[Shedinja 1,488]

Thank goodness for Chaos Control. As I teleport back inside the space vehicle, I see you, having braced all of your weight against me, tumble out into space with an 'O' of surprise etched across your face. I shut the access hatch and pilot along my merry way.

 

I'm not looking where I'm going and land the craft directly on top of you.

[Penguin40 1,714]

I lay a mine on the spacecraft, blowing it up. Then I lock you in a cage.

 

I take the entire US, Russian and German army to raid your house. Your house is blown up with you in it, sleeping. 

[m6ttetu 288]

I will take the army of Mars and destroy 'em all :P

 

I use Godmode_ONs army to beat u in 100vs1 and u got wasp&smoky m0

[Penguin40 1,714]

I hack GMO and get him blocked.

 

I make you a reporter without you wanting to become one. Then you get blocked

[m6ttetu 288]

I ask help and they block you

I decrease ur posts to 0

[haz791 27]

i get 10 000 posts :D

 

 

 

i shoot a gauss gun a fire bird a thunder an acide and coalition sv those can melt a titanium in a femtoseconde :D

[projectkronos 24]

In a string of incredible coincidences, the heat from the Firebird causes a slight course redirection of the gauss gun, hitting the Thunder shot mid-air, the explosion of which launches the acid into the coalition sv, which dissolves.

 

I pay a shipload of pirates to beat up the poster below me.