[Forum Game] Survive the Above User's Attack

[manofbelgium 18]

For some reason, I have (DPS(NuclearMissile)+1) HP. (==>DPS(NuclearMissile)=243)

 

I give TPBM a flesh-eating dodecahedron.

[bossman161 276]

swords? I use flame m3 and watch the swords go molten. I give TPBM 1000 goldboxes.

[Shedinja 1,488]

I thank you heartily for the million crystals, put your name on my Christmas card list, and head home.

 

I rig a large billboard to fall from its platform and into the highway you're traveling when the GPS from your specific vehicle nears it.

Edited September 4, 2015 by Shedinja

[projectkronos 24]

I remove the batteries from my GPS and unfold my paper map.

 

I give TPBM a poisoned pear candy.

[slycleaversmart 1,154]

No idea what a TPBM is so I guess I just died :P

I am about to drop a hydrogen bomb on your house what will you do?

[Erty1235_tanki 44]

 

I did invincibility hack and now no one can kill me mwahhahahahahaha :D I then killed the person below me with infinite reload hack on rail gun xt!!!

Edited September 5, 2015 by Erty1235_tanki

[JamaicanLeaf 0]

The tanki ban-hammer whammed you off the game before you could attack, and therefore I escapd EZPZ :lol:

I then proceed to throw leaves at the person below me. They're made from a mixture of Coke, Mentos, Acid, An M3 Mammoth and some Sulphuric acid.

[Shedinja 1,488]

I knew this riot shield would come in handy some day. And they called me crazy for carrying it around all the time...

 

I become your shadow via sending my consciousness into your surrounding darkness. I then use it to choke you in your sleep.

[Gunslinger300 45]

I have a Iron neck brace on and you cannot break my iron neck hh

 

I have sent Godmode_ON to your house to capture you 

Edited September 6, 2015 by Gunslinger300

[fireblaster_tanki 0]

Mad genius and his friend come and set thousands of mines in the house and we do parkour to fly out when godmode comes he gets blown up and we survive.

 

TPBM is assualted by the top 10 clans in thier sleep and wake up to find hundreds of railguns pointed at him with mines on his bed and they incinerate you. Lmao

[Shedinja 1,488]

"Oh no! They destroyed my tank! Oh, but that's okay, because I respawn and get my tank back!"

 

I toss you a cracked baseball with a nest of Brazilian wandering spiders living within it. Quick! They're all over your hand, and they're not looking happy! What do you do?! 

[T_.ank 54]

I DIE AND I GO HEAVEN. 

 

I DONT ASK QUESTION TO THE BOTTOM USER, WHAT DO YOU DO ?! :O

[Quarks 2,255]

You have not given a question, you have died. I bribe you with chicken, get a question, and then effectively negate it with genius.

 

I am driving over your unprotected flesh with no armor on the outside, inside, or mines around you in my m4 mammy. And BTW, there are approximately 20 minuteman nukes headed your way. 

Alt+MAlt+N

Edited September 17, 2015 by Quarks

[Shedinja 1,488]

Yes, you are indeed roving over a pat of my flash. I got rid of a hangnail earlier, and you just happened to drive over it. And for the nukes... I paid Kirby in three pounds of potato chips to follow me around for a day. Since you're launching them there missiles from across oceans, I have a bit of time to call him, have him come down here, and open wide for his extra pay. I bought him an extra two pounds of Lays afterwards.

 

Since I ran out of cash to buy potato chips for Kirby's services, I simply throw a fresh bar of soap under your moving feet and hope something happens.

[Fred_a_zsiraf 0]

Oh, sorry boy, nothing happened... Im really sorry...

 

I take my pinchers and hiding under your table, until you fall asleep... Then i jump out and cut all of your comuter's and wifi router's internet cables... Now try to survive... <_<

[Quarks 2,255]

Yes, you are indeed roving over a pat of my flash. I got rid of a hangnail earlier, and you just happened to drive over it. And for the nukes... I paid Kirby in three pounds of potato chips to follow me around for a day. Since you're launching them there missiles from across oceans, I have a bit of time to call him, have him come down here, and open wide for his extra pay. I bought him an extra two pounds of Lays afterwards.

 

Since I ran out of cash to buy potato chips for Kirby's services, I simply throw a fresh bar of soap under your moving feet and hope something happens.

OK then, this is for Fred, I go to my school, log onto my Chromebook, (btw, chromebooks suck) and do JS, or even better, go to my room, grab a book and, wait for it, read.

 

And here you guys go, I destroy the universe, and there are no alternate dimensions, parallel universes, or black holes to hide in, have fun.

 

And to Shed,

 

I rebuttal of defense against my missiles, which, as you will see, does not hold  Kirby is in Cambridge university (probably, I think) And there is no way that you would be able to get him here in time, as that is hours away, and since I am launching from the US ( let us presume that it is where I live, even though there is no base in Massachusetts, let us assume there is).  It would take the minuteman missiles approximately 3 minutes for boost, 93 for maximum altitude, and another 2 minutes reentry. Fully calculated that is approximately 98 minutes minimum, or maximum of 5, 249, 2 again, for 256, at absolute maximum. So 1.5 hours to 4.3 hours. Probably less, due to being in the same country. I might have to launch them from Russia, due to to small of a range, so around 2.5 hours for it to land.  Now consider the time it would take Kirby to get here. For the sake of this, let us presume this is a weekend with no extra work needed to be done, as weekdays are out of the question, and you answered on a weekend. Now, you live in Nevada, so an Intercontinental flight from Cambridge, to the closest airport, Boston, is 3,265 miles. IF he somehow gets a flight the moment you called to Boston. So the amount of time it would take to 6.3 hours to cross the Atlantic, this is not including customs, getting a passport, and all that fun stuff. So the the missile would have landed and committed Nuclear holocaust before Kirby even made it to Boston, you have died. But to continue to humor you, I shall continue my calculations. From Boston to Las Vegas' McCarren airport is 4 hrs. 45 min away at 500 mph. Boulder city is 19 miles away from the airport. At a constant 60 miles an hour, he would be there in 19 minutes. The total time is about 11 hrs, 24 minutes, so the bombo would have struck twice, maybe even 3 times, depending on the speed of the strike. Your dodge does not work, in fact, it fails miserably, as there would be a nuclear holocaust in Boulder City, twice. The better idea, drive as far away from boulder city as possible, or install anti-missile defense system would have been better to surviving my attack. Also, even if being followed by Kirby made sense, the explosion, force, and radiation would make him useless. And for driving over hangnail, funny, and well done. You have been killed, destroyed, irradiated, and incinerated.  A shame really, I enjoyed your articles. :D

 

Edited September 21, 2015 by Quarks

[dilsharox 2,395]

im in a parallel universe 

 

i destroy eveything

[Quarks 2,255]

im in a parallel universe 

 

i destroy eveything

I specifically said no parallel universes, so you are dead, so nothing happens to me.

 

You tripped and now you ded

Alt+MAlt+N

[dilsharox 2,395]

 

I specifically said no parallel universes, so you are dead, so nothing happens to me.

 

You tripped and now you ded

Alt+MAlt+N

 

then im stuck between 2 universes 

10000th post :D

[Quarks 2,255]

what is your attack?

[Shedinja 1,488]

I have no assault aimed towards me, so I suffer nothing.

 

Out of boredom, I sprayed the person below me with melted aluminium from a heat resistant hose. 

[Alfimador 1,403]

I have no assault aimed towards me, so I suffer nothing.

 

Out of boredom, I sprayed the person below me with melted aluminium from a heat resistant hose. 

I placed a reflecting mirror which hit back the enemy

 

I threw a empty chips packet 

[dilsharox 2,395]

i catch it & throw it away

 

punches PUM

[Shedinja 1,488]

 

And to Shed,

 

I rebuttal of defense against my missiles, which, as you will see, does not hold  Kirby is in Cambridge university (probably, I think) And there is no way that you would be able to get him here in time, as that is hours away, and since I am launching from the US ( let us presume that it is where I live, even though there is no base in Massachusetts, let us assume there is).  It would take the minuteman missiles approximately 3 minutes for boost, 93 for maximum altitude, and another 2 minutes reentry. Fully calculated that is approximately 98 minutes minimum, or maximum of 5, 249, 2 again, for 256, at absolute maximum. So 1.5 hours to 4.3 hours. Probably less, due to being in the same country. I might have to launch them from Russia, due to to small of a range, so around 2.5 hours for it to land.  Now consider the time it would take Kirby to get here. For the sake of this, let us presume this is a weekend with no extra work needed to be done, as weekdays are out of the question, and you answered on a weekend. Now, you live in Nevada, so an Intercontinental flight from Cambridge, to the closest airport, Boston, is 3,265 miles. IF he somehow gets a flight the moment you called to Boston. So the amount of time it would take to 6.3 hours to cross the Atlantic, this is not including customs, getting a passport, and all that fun stuff. So the the missile would have landed and committed Nuclear holocaust before Kirby even made it to Boston, you have died. But to continue to humor you, I shall continue my calculations. From Boston to Las Vegas' McCarren airport is 4 hrs. 45 min away at 500 mph. Boulder city is 19 miles away from the airport. At a constant 60 miles an hour, he would be there in 19 minutes. The total time is about 11 hrs, 24 minutes, so the bombo would have struck twice, maybe even 3 times, depending on the speed of the strike. Your dodge does not work, in fact, it fails miserably, as there would be a nuclear holocaust in Boulder City, twice. The better idea, drive as far away from boulder city as possible, or install anti-missile defense system would have been better to surviving my attack. Also, even if being followed by Kirby made sense, the explosion, force, and radiation would make him useless. And for driving over hangnail, funny, and well done. You have been killed, destroyed, irradiated, and incinerated.  A shame really, I enjoyed your articles. :D

 

 

I think this just made my day. I don't think I've ever seen someone put so much effort into proving that I died. I-I'm not even disappointed, I'm just fascinated.

 

i catch it & throw it away

 

punches PUM

 

My guts hurt a bit, but I'm still alive.

"Oh, dang... my Kraken got loose again."

[Cor7y 13,862]

Dodges

 

Drops a brick