[Forum Game] Survive the Above User's Attack

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

There's enough cement to absorb the blast, and cement is fireproof so the napalm just sits there.

TPBM is an illegal immigrant and being chased by Donald Trump.

*shoots him with ak47 *

 

Puts tpbm IN a nuke then drops it on there house

[projectkronos 24]

If I'm in the nuke there's no room for fissile material, so it does nothing.

TPBM finds themself in Shrek's swamp, right in front of Shrek. Prepare to get shrekt scrub, your time is ogre.

[volcano2014 10]

Luckily im carrying cat food, and bribe puss'n'boots to save me.

TPBM is attacked by twenty of the worlds greatest assasins all at one time.

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

Well luckily there all in video games soo..... I'm good

 

Tpbm is surrounded by billions of nuclear mines in real life and there is no one to help u cause if anyone gets with in 10 ft of the mines they will all blow up

[awesomewarrior1 208]

I just teleport away:)

 

After surviving the terrible attack in a spectacular way, I decide to put my teleporter to use once again. I teleport to TPBM while he is in the toilet, open the door, and stand there laughing hysterically for a few seconds before teleporting back to where I came from. (A lot of people were able to witness this event).

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

I'm Elsa I simply conjure up an ice dress before I reach the door :lol: :) yeah no the teleporter malfunctions imploads and exploads before u can teleport me

 

I strangle tpbm using "the force" I am also Darth Vader

[Quarks 2,255]

I am Captain Jon Luc Picard, in a different universe and dimension. Warf also stabs you in the back, so yeah.

 

You get bombarded by enough gamma radiation to vaporize a planet, and there is no lead, and no, you can not be hulk nor abomination, as they were subjected to less gamma radiation.

[zaintahir 458]

I left the battle and immediatly got transported to the planet of EN1 :P

i poisoned the air so no living thing would survive....

Edited November 25, 2015 by zaintahir

[projectkronos 24]

By a lucky genetic quirk, I am resistant to the poison.

 

I backstab TPBM. (I'm playing Spy, so backstabs are instakills)

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

Respawn

 

Zombie apocalypse in hell and ur trapped in a titanium cage that only zombies can get in/out of

[seriol_killer 7]

i get into my flying car and shoot it with my laser cannons and drive to my planet

 

 

i shoot next person with my laser cannons

Edited November 26, 2015 by seriol_killer

[Shadow-of_death 683]

I'm a ghost so the laser beams passed through me

 

In order to show the world that cannabalism was wrong I ate the user below me

(It would b awkward if no-one posted now)

Edited November 26, 2015 by Shadow-of_death

[Palm-Face 378]

I burst out my spines just like those fishes that turn into a ball with spikes.

 

I dunk the person below me into a 20 feet deep bucket filled with lava.

[thunder_da_best 24]

i have a lava proof suit

 

 

i destroy the entire exsistince

(im pritty sure the end cause nouthing can fix that) 

[projectkronos 24]

Your terrible spelling prevents you from doing that.

 

I kick TPBM into a well and shout "THIS IS SPARTA!"

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

I am iron man when u kick me I just hurts ur foot. I laugh and fly off to save someone

 

After I fly off from someone's stupid attempt to kick me into a well I spot tpbm acting like a terrorist so I shoot him with the m3 railguns in my palms of my suit incinerating him instantly

[Quarks 2,255]

I am not a terrorist, that was the guy next to me.

TBM is erased from existence.

[projectkronos 24]

Good thing I'm TPBM then.

TPBM gets shreksterminated.

[LeGrimReaper 18]

I like green

 

Guy below me gets one dollar but has to pay $2

[DragonOfStorms 2,706]

I steal all your money.

 

TPBM is incinerated by a multitude of dragons

[Penguin40 1,714]

Problem is, the dragons didn't know who to target, and they ended up targeting their leader. Thank to me hacking their brains.

 

I launch a raid on the person below me, and trap him by destroying the car he is in with a fake volcano.

[DragonOfStorms 2,706]

They had no leader. Anyways, the volcano was fake, so I'm OK.

 

I force the user below me to watch Dora the Explorer until their brain leaks out their ears.

[MentallyDeranged 740]

^will use hat like peter cech to prevent this.
 
 
god would like to take your heart and soul :D

unfortunately no gateway for this problem.

 

[mohid1593 266]

I prayed for god to change his mind and he did

 

Tpbm os forced to jump in a pool full of pirahnas

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

They are plastic toy piranhas

 

Tpbm goes skydiving in Hawaii and ends up floating down into an active volcano