[Forum Game] Survive the Above User's Attack

[r_GaIaxy2 8,611]

I'm a shadow... Don't need a space suit for.... reasons

 

PUM is in the middle of a Poly CP

[thunder_da_best 24]

i win every battle and get every gold 

not really an attack

 

 

 

 

TPBM misses a 1000000 gold box

Edited December 23, 2015 by thunder_da_best

[joe123_Superman 430]

A railgun flipped me imto it. TBPM got thrown into a black hole :rolleyes:  B)

[lausaj 765]

But you don't realize there is another hole In the opposite direction. So I come out from there

 

Tpbm hit by a fast bouncer( cricket)

[DragonOfStorms 2,706]

Good thing I'm...

 

 

JOHN CENA!!!

 

 

TPBM is attacked by Chuck Norris.

[fire.wraith 7]

Chuck Norris Explodes.

 

TPBM is attacked by the Walrus Invasion!

[thunder_da_best 24]

they where eaten by robot sharks

 

 

tpbm was erased form existence's 

Edited December 26, 2015 by thunder_da_best

[Kroboski88 94]

error 404: sentence has a spelling error so nothing happens

 

TPBM was pinned under an infinitely heavy rock to the ground

[Penguin40 1,714]

Hhh this is tough to escape... I manage to call my friend who blows off the rock with explosives. (that are specially designed to NOT hurt humans) I quickly run off.

 

Le player below me is killed by a malfunctioned tank running him over and shooting him. And btw he loses his teleportation devices in the process, and the shots were able to penetrate bulletproof vests.

[irfaan12 4]

I hack the tank into rescuing me  :D

 

U miss a 500000 gb

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

Not much of an attack so. I follow around the person who caught the goldbox and destroy him and only him for the rest of his tanki carear

 

 

Obama and Justin bieber and Miley Cyrus show up at tpbms door

[Penguin40 1,714]

Hhh not really an attack at all, I just tell them to go out and they do.

 

Da player below me is shot down by a hijacked FBI agent turned terrorist, and is hijacked into becoming a terrorist.

[marc.jp_44 20,837]

I'll just tell them to go back to where they belong (in a story book) and I'll get an Isida to help me.

The person under me gets banned forever from Tanki/Forum because of hacking.

[Penguin40 1,714]

Hhh I don't know how to hack °-°

 

The person below me is killed by an apparent scientific research accident.

Edited December 28, 2015 by Penguin40

[personia 4,036]

Nope, I'm a hamster, and they never die from science.

 

Person under me gets put in a microwave and nuked for 15 hours.

[Capable 4,614]

Nope, I'm a hamster, and they never die from science.

 

Person under me gets put in a microwave and nuked for 15 hours.

I couldn't fit in the microwave it broke

 

Then the microwave went on fire and bursted at the person below

[personia 4,036]

I couldn't fit in the microwave it broke

 

Then the microwave went on fire and bursted at the person below

The dam that is near the town that I live in breaks and the fire is put out. 

 

PUM is drowned by the flood from the dam.

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

I'm one of those super awesome spycars that can turn into a boat. I survive

 

Tpbm though is locked in my house (garage whatever) when this happens and drowns

[canadian_tank 226]

I am god and i can never die

 

TPBM is about to suicide, what do ya do?

[kkkkk3157 937]

Call the suicide #, 1-800-273-TALK, and ask for help.

(Thats for USA and Canada i think)

 

PUM had 50 ppl sit on top of them

Edited December 28, 2015 by kkkkk3157

[Penguin40 1,714]

I sneak away after setting off a harmless explosion.°_°

 

Le player below me is murdered by an assassin for hire, hired by his best friend.

Edited December 28, 2015 by Penguin40

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

My ghost haunts him for the rest of his life

 

Tpbm dies of "natural " causes

[Penguin40 1,714]

Hmm. The weird way you wrote "natural" is suspicious. I realize earlier that the natural cause is someone repeatedly poisoning me, and I avoid him and expose him.

 

PUM's house is blown off at night. °_°

[rocketstar31 3]

It turns out I was on a business flight to California that night. Bad luck. Although i do recall a quiet boom...

 

----------------------------------------------------**Diabolical Plan Coming**----------------------------------------------------------------------------

 

I nuke whoevers below me with a fighter plane THEN I also nuke everything in a ten mile radius to be on the safe side. Before that i also use Fortified Assault Intelligence Lowdown (FAIL) to check where you are. Any survivors/mutants will be destroyed. I take no chances. By the way, I also moniter all transport such as flights,cruises etc. so I will find you. Finally, you cant walk as a result of the fallout. I wish you good luck.

Edited December 28, 2015 by rocketstar31

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

I'm s friend from Mars we are resistant to radiation and can survive nuclear explosions

 

*chops tpbms head off*