[Forum Game] Survive the Above User's Attack

[thunder_da_best 24]

?x00 so it dose nouthing

a house fell on u

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

I am iron man mark 44 (a.k.a hulkbuster) and it was a bouncy house

 

tpbm goes to Hiroshima...... on August 6th 1945

[DonuldTwump 0]

I may have been the person who dropped the nuke (still went to Hiroshima) and flew away as I dropped the nuke.

 

The earth swallowed TPUM up and the universe/multiverse imploded simultaneously. It's not a dream, and this killed all your clones off by the radiation emitted before the calamity.

[DonuldTwump 0]

Oh yeah, and TPUM Has no twins/lookalikes/people/thongs that look like him either, as I hunted them all down, knifed them, and trapped their corpses in concrete and tossed the blocks in the sea.

[DonuldTwump 0]

*things, not thongs. That was a hilarious typo.

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

Well sense you said TPUM you killed your self so I do nothing

 

TPBM gets hunted by hitler (and he is in a Panzer) in real life and it is not a dream and it is jot ur twin/lookalike

[DonuldTwump 0]

I give Hitler a pistol. He thanks me and commits suicide (Hitler actually did commit suicide).

 

I drop you in front of a really pissed JOHN CENA! And lock you two in an inescapable room. I took JOHN CENA!'s brain and replaced it with a computer, yet allowing him to retain his physical capabilities. I am controlling him. He is unhackable. You Aren't dreaming. You haven't got any twins/clones/lookalikes. Oh yeah, did I mention JOHN CENA! had everything-proof armor on? It covers his entire body. I AM NOT DRUNK OR ON DRUGS!

[notkarpov 13]

...but you are dead... B) B) B)

and a bit crazy with your writing expressions.

John Cena does nothing...

I get out of the room (cause I'm a boss) and go to your base...

I drop your corpse while wondering why you are dead and lead John Cena to the hospital for his brain. The end.

 

TPUM ate 99 wedding cakes.

Is this easy? I hope so...

[Penguin40 1,714]

I throw 'em away.

 

I invite you to my house but secretly mine the entrance. The mines do not give any sounds

[notkarpov 13]

I accept the invitation (thank you). We go into the house, but TPUM wants to go first. He steps to the entrance...

What will happen next?

[Penguin40 1,714]

I'm not so silly - I simpy drag you to the entrance instead *_*

 

I teleport you into the uninhabited parts of Greenland - without any way to teleport back.

[notkarpov 13]

OK, I will just live there and expand my knowledge of the place I am in until I find a habitant place :D B)

[notkarpov 13]

TPBM lost his job :P

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

I find a much better job as the CEO of apple

 

Tpbm is surrounded by nuclear mines and if they move even 2 inches they will blowup (and no teleporting. Waking up. Being immortal. Having a helicopter pick u up. Having a jetpack. Or simply flying off like Superman or ironman)

[notkarpov 13]

I (the immortal guy)used my jetpack to call the helicopter to pick me up. I teleported away from the mines and flew to the helicopter before waking up!

 

#DurpForU :D

[thunder_da_best 24]

not an attack

tpbm was pushed out of a 50 story building  

[Cor7y 13,862]

Easy, I have a parachute avec moi.

 

Explosive poo is dropped from nowhere on the user below.

[DonuldTwump 0]

That was sarcasm (Couldn't resist given your username).

 

TPUM Is a cockroach and gets squished. PLEASE THINK OF A RESPONSE THAT IS CREATIVE AND HAS NOT BEEN USED BEFORE!

[Cor7y 13,862]

I go to cockroach heaven, kill the cockroach God, take his spellbook, say magic words to revive myself, have the person who squashed me tortured by making him/her listen to Justin Bieber's songs for an eternity, and go back on Earth. Voila!

 

Person below me is in a fight with Chuck Norris.

Edited January 10, 2016 by Cor7y

[notkarpov 13]

I will give him a nice dinner and he will be satisfied.

 

PUM is dead. :P

[thunder_da_best 24]

dead with what

 

oooohhhh

 

dead with 10 shaft 00 (infinity)

[Peyton2956 6]

u were using a shaft m0, while i had shaft m4, so i shot back and killed u

 

 

i locked u in an inescapable room with no oxygen, the temperature was 900000000000000, and i slightly opened a window and shot u with a sniper, and if u survived that the roof came down to crush you, and the roof had giant spikes on it

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

Fortunately I was in a M1.000.000.000 mammoth + thunder with a 1000% protection paint so I blasted my way out and killed you

 

 

Tpbm is Justin Bieber

[Peyton2956 6]

Fortunately I was in a M1.000.000.000 mammoth + thunder with a 1000% protection paint so I blasted my way out and killed you

 

 

Tpbm is Justin Bieber

actually i didnt say u were in a tank so u didn't survive

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

actually i didnt say u were in a tank so u didn't survive

Fine. I teleported out of the building before you shot me and teleported you into the building just as it fell down

 

 

Tpbm is Justin bieber