[Forum Game] Survive the Above User's Attack

[DragonOfStorms 2,706]

He surrenders to my pro-ness B)

 

TPBM is attacked by carnivorous potatoes.

[MrCheezyPotato 850]

They realize that im their leader so they stop, but as a punishment i eat several of them so they dont make the same mistake again :P

 

TPBM goes to a cemetary that has many statues in it... TPBM blinks, and suddenly they are all right behind him/her...

[bossman161 276]

I laugh like a lunatic and swing a sledge hammer shattering all the statues (sheesh seriously the weeping angels are STATUES, JUST FREAKING SHATTER THEM!)

TPBM suddenly gets crushed by a 1,000,000,000 crystal box, which weighs several thousand tons, when TPBM tries to catch it.

[MrCheezyPotato 850]

I spend it all really quickly by buying all the items in the game and mu them to m4

 

 

TPBM is walking in a dark allyway when 2 figures aproaches them. One of them is wearing clothing with question marks on them and has a staff that is topped with a question mark, while the other seems to be a ugly/scary looking clown who says "Let's put a smile on that face!"

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

Man ain't i lucky that I just happened to be carrying my machete and my colt 1911 and my AK-47 and my flamethrower! First I stab them all multiple times then I shoot them all in the head multiple times then just to make sure that their dead I set them on fire

 

 

 

Tpbm is strapped to a giant metal table thing that has a giant 100000000lb weight above it that is falling on them (no being Superman or Mr.incredible)

[Anonono 1,233]

So I can be Magneto then?

 

TPBM has no arms, hands, legs or feet and an Atomic bomb is being dropped onto themselves.

[omrot 2,327]

I sent my drone to hack the bomb's system

 

TPBM is strapped to a tree and a mammoth is running towards him

[opidude 437]

cut straps with knife and eat the mammoth with salt

TPBM is getting chased by El Hamster

[omrot 2,327]

Distract him with potatoes and take over the newspaper

 

omrot uses confuse on TPBM

[MrCheezyPotato 850]

Distract him with potatoes and take over the newspaper

 

omrot uses confuse on TPBM

1. Ha, im too brilliant to be confused so easily.....hey, a squirrel!!! *grabs squirrel and cooks it then has it as a side to some mashed potatos*

 

2. O.o

That is a sin beyond all sins!! Never take advantage of a potato, no matter how stupid!!

 

 

 

TPBM tries to grab a cookie, but im waiting inside the jar with a hacksaw

[DragonOfStorms 2,706]

Am I ever glad that Dragon scales are nearly indestructible.

 

TPBM is strapped to a speeding cars roof. While the car is being chased by the police. And the military.

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

I use my awesome pocket knife that I luckly had in my pocket and could reach then I cut the ropes that are holding me and I then knock out the driver of the car stop the car ending the chase and get awarded with a medal of bravery

 

 

I stalk tpbm for the rest of their life while wearing a hockey mask and eventually sneek into their house and murder them in their sleep silently and then trap their soul in a thing that holds souls (:P) and sell it to the devil where they become his personal slave

[MrCheezyPotato 850]

HA! You cant sell my soul to the devil! I already sold it! :P

 

I send my army of Potatoes (note that i out an uppercase P) to create a wormhole machine under TPBM's house so that it is obliterated(i guess the entire world would be too...)

[DragonOfStorms 2,706]

Potatoes have no hands.

 

TPBM is trapped in a concrete cube with nothing bit a table and a saw... :ph34r:...

[MrCheezyPotato 850]

Its Minecraft, so i make a wooden pickaxe from the table and mine myself out

 

 

TPBM is going to Canada to visit their father in a Cessna Carvan when the pilot has a heart-attack while they are over an extremly large forest. TPBM does not know how to fly, so they let it continue flying by itself in hopes that they qill see some sort of civilisation until it is low on fuel, in which point they try to land it in a long L-Shaped lake. Because they arnt a pilot, the plane crashes horribly and they cant grab a survival bag before they have to crawl through the cockpit window and swim to shore. The only things they have are some money, a watch, a raincoat, and a hatchet...

[omrot 2,327]

I'll find shelter, wait for the tornado to lift the plane's tail from the water, take the survival bag that is in there and call for help

 

TPBM is strapped in 200 km/h driving car, heading toward a wall full of spikes

[MrCheezyPotato 850]

I hit the brakes :P

 

TPBM has a brillient friend who had just finished working on a project, but it is powered by plutonium cylinders that he got from a gang. When TPBM gets to their friend, he is just about to test it when members of the gang come in a VW Van so they can get their plutonium back. TPBM's friend is shot up so TPBM takes the invention their friend made and tries to escape, the invention was a highly modified DeLorean, but the gang mambers are comeing towards him by then...

Edited February 24, 2016 by MrCheezyPotato

[DragonOfStorms 2,706]

They will regret attacking a dragon.

 

TPBM is trapped in a sinking car, what do you do?

[omrot 2,327]

Break the window and swim to shore

 

I force TPBM to drink orange juice after brushing his teeth

[squirlltalkrocks 1,663]

its not really an attack. I just drink it

TPBM has just heard an atomic bomb will hit his city in 5 minutes

[omrot 2,327]

It was just a rumour

 

TPBM wakes up inside a huge metal ball with no entrance nor exit

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

Well lucky for me that I just happen to have laser eyes that can cut through 4 ft thick titanium

 

 

I stalk tpbm for the rest of their life while wearing a hockey mask and eventually sneek into their house and murder them in their sleep silently and then trap their soul in a thing that holds souls (

 

devil where they become his personal slave

[MrCheezyPotato 850]

I cant fit in the thing that traps souls cause my ego is too big and has a really irregular shape :P

 

btw its not very dense

 

 

TPBM wakes up in a space shuttle that is about to enter Venus's atmosphere

Edited February 25, 2016 by MrCheezyPotato

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

*activates hyper speed to get away from that planet*

 

 

Tpbm is in a fight with Bruce lee and Chuck norris

[omrot 2,327]

I am just in the audience watching the two of them fight

 

TPBM turns into a fly and gets trapped in a swamp