[Forum Game] Survive the Above User's Attack

[DragonOfStorms 2,706]

I transfigure myself back into a dragon.

 

TPBM is hanging upside down over a pit of noxious porta-potty sludge - and the rope is fraying. Quick, what do you do?

[MrCheezyPotato 850]

I look down into the remains of my fellow Potatoes and i cry until there is an ocean and all the water compresses the sludge into diamonds 

 

 

 

 

I find everyone who killed my peers, TPBM is one of them, and i shove them into a space shuttle and launch them to the sun

Edited February 26, 2016 by MrCheezyPotato

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

I am one of the salamanders from “The Chronicles of Narnia , The silver chair" so thank you for sending me back to my home planet this earth is much to cold for me

 

 

I shoot tpbm in both legs and arms then Shove them in front of a moving train

[MrCheezyPotato 850]

I am Hancock

 

 

I grab TPBM's car as they are going down the highway and i throw them across the city/town

[omrot 2,327]

omrot used Fly

It's super effective 

 

TPBM is put in a car driving at light speed 

[SUP3R_ST4R 1,205]

I use it to go to moon and see the aliens and come back i swicthed off hte car so it stopped

TPBM is dpped into poo 

[notkarpov 13]

Thanks, Im a hungry dung beetle for now... B)

 

TPBM is depressed for two months now because of no reason! (two months of depression = suicide attempts)

[omrot 2,327]

Im depressed because I fail at everything :( . I can't even commit suicide properly

 

TPBM creates a time machine and accidentally uses it to travel to when the earth was not created yet. Unfortunately the time machine doesn't work when it isn't plugged in

[warbird100 0]

I rub my hair every where to create a static shock powerful enough to charge it up.

 

warbird100 used MEME!

 

 IM A FIRING MAH LAZER (shoots inter dimensional laser)

[MrCheezyPotato 850]

I duck

 

 

TPBM has a part-time job at a farm, and while they are in the chicken pen, they transform into a chicken right before the farmer comes in to get dinner. He grabs TPBM with heavey duty leather gloves.

 

 

The farmer is a parallel universe Chuck Norris, so none of the chickens have been able to wriggle away from him

 

[yoyo360_GTO 265]

I died

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

 

 

 

 

I duck

 

 

TPBM has a part-time job at a farm, and while they are in the chicken pen, they transform into a chicken right before the farmer comes in to get dinner. He grabs TPBM with heavey duty leather gloves.

 

 

The farmer is a parallel universe Chuck Norris, so none of the chickens have been able to wriggle away from him

 

at the last moment Itransform back into a human (btw I am Bruce banner so i am very mad and hulk smash chuck norris)

 

 

 

I chop tpbms head off and give their head and body to wolfs

[omrot 2,327]

I use my charm to stop them, then we become friends and I live with the wolves for the rest of my life

p.s. As for the head, the wolves are very talented in stitching heads to bodies

 

TPBM has gone too close to the cave of Caerbannog and is about to be attacked by the Rabbit of Caerbannog 

[MrCheezyPotato 850]

No clue what that is, but right before im attacked i unleash my frusteration from all those buyer druggers and it becomes tame and i keep it as my pet

 

 

TPBM walks by the Jabberwocky while its EXTREMLY hungry

[omrot 2,327]

No clue what that is, but right before im attacked i unleash my frusteration from all those buyer druggers and it becomes tame and i keep it as my pet

 

 

TPBM walks by the Jabberwocky while its EXTREMLY hungry

 

There is no way you will be able to tame that rabbit. Watch THIS if you seek answers.

 

 

I lead the Jabberwocky to the cave of Caerbannog and let the rabbit finish the Jabberwocky off

 

I turn TPBM into a ginger and send him back in time to the Medieval times

Edited February 28, 2016 by omrot

[MrCheezyPotato 850]

There is no way you will be able to tame that rabbit. Watch THIS if you seek answers.

 

 

I lead the Jabberwocky to the cave of Caerbannog and let the rabbit finish the Jabberwocky off

 

I turn TPBM into a ginger and send him back in time to the Medieval times

 

Question: What if TPBM is already ginger? Woyld that make them blonde?

 

Note: this isnt an attack, just look at TPUM and ignore this

[omrot 2,327]

Question: What if TPBM is already ginger? Woyld that make them blonde?

 

Note: this isnt an attack, just look at TPUM and ignore this

Villagers at medieval times burnt ginger because they thought gingers were witches

[notkarpov 13]

Thanks for no attack,TPUM.

 

TPBM is stuck in the middle of a long skinny toilet pipe complex. ( Do not ask me how you got there [ cause I wont answer you]) B) :P

Edited March 1, 2016 by notkarpov

[MrCheezyPotato 850]

Thanks for no attack,TPUM.

TPBM is stuck in the middle of a long skinny toilet pipe complex. ( Do not ask me how you got there [ cause I wont answer you]) B) :P

A plumber finds me after everyone in a 70 mile radius cant get their toilet to flush

 

 

You Are Eaten By A Large Satan

 

 

i wrote it like that cause i got it from H_ _ _y W_ _ _ls

 

Someine take Guess

 

Edited March 1, 2016 by MrCheezyPotato

[MOO_I_AM_A_COW 110]

I use my magical knife and cut my way out from the inside simultaneously freeing the word of evil!

 

TPBM is holding onto the underside of a car traveling at 60 mph for 3 hours

[omrot 2,327]

Plot twist: The car is flying so I'm not getting hurt. I just wait for it to land

 

TPBM eats a poisoned ice cream cone

Edited March 2, 2016 by omrot

[MrCheezyPotato 850]

I only eat the ice cream, as i really hate eating the cones :P

 

TPBM is being attacked by infinite hordes of rabid bunnies

[omrot 2,327]

I use the Holy Hand Grenade to kill them

 

TPBM is pulled into a lake by a crocodile

[ethanisme 1,115]

Farted in the crocs face and made him pass out

 

Dora asked the player below me to marry her...

[omrot 2,327]

I tell her to look for the mountain that is right behind her and then i have about a day to run away

(The time it takes Dora to find a mountain that is right behind her is about a day)

 

TPBM is being run over by a pack of 1,000,000 angry hamster,following their evil leader, Lhamster