[Forum Game] Survive the Above User's Attack

[omrot 2,327]

I put myself into a a hammer-viking and smashed the wall to get out

TPBM has a leather ball hit by chris gayle which is falling on himself

I move aside 

 

TPBM gets a fork stuck in his throat (don't ask how it happened)

[r_AshTheGreat0 104]

Its a microscopic fork made of ice cream. I just drink some water and my throat gets cleared.

I shove a HUGE mammoth M3 down TPBM's mouth.

[MrCheezyPotato 850]

Im a T-1000, so i just shape-shift around it until its behind me and im fine

 

I strap TPBM onto a Wasp M0 and throw it into a M4 drug war

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

After I enter the drug war a press "P" cut the straps holding me into the wasp m0 and go to my garage and enter my epic Mammoth+Vulcan M4 XT + Zeus combo and beat everyone from pure amazingness B)

 

 

I stick tpbm into a German concentration camp in 1943

[r_AshTheGreat0 104]

You dont have a time machine. epic fail :lol:

I am a wizard and I cast a spell on TPBM which will make him/her fail epicly

[zaintahir 458]

I quit tanki :3

 

Put a virus in his computer,makes his mouse or keyboard or power button NOT work , Put him against druggers.

[MOO_I_AM_A_COW 110]

I unplug the computer.

 

TPBM is being shot out of a hammer against a mamoth. You are a tiny bug.

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

I'm dead anyway cause I was dead when I shot out of the barrel

 

I stick tpbm into a German concentration camp in 1943 (no need for a time machine )

[MrCheezyPotato 850]

Im German :3

(Wow, you really seem to like Natzis :P)

 

I kidnap TPBM and give tyem plastic surgery so they look like a copy of Hitler, then i send them back in time to the end of WW2

 

I also kidnap the real Hitler and lock him away in a prison thats in the Bermuda Triangle

[teejay_tanker 95]

I escaped hitler from the jail and i killed him so that it looks that the hitler is dead and then i have a plastic surgery to look like i want to

 

TPBM is tied to a shark and 200 kg of explosives thrown into a mouth of active volcano from 10000 feat without a parachute and dies by eating a poisonous chocolate  (+ there is a meteor shower at that time on that area)

[r_MaquinaDeGuerra0 207]

I use my poison to kill the shark and get inside it body to wait the meteor, when meteor explosion hit me ill fly so i will the top of the volcano so i survive

 

TPBM Is 1000k meters under water (depth sea)

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Edited April 2, 2016 by r_MaquinaDeGuerra0

[MrCheezyPotato 850]

Im in the Nautilus

 

 

TPBM decided to play golf on a windsurfboard in the middle of the Pacific during a thunderstorm with the remains of their boat and crew members surrounding them and there are tigersharks circling them

[GeeVuh 1,647]

I whack the sharks on the nose with my golf club. 

 

 

TPBM is inside a shark's stomach, being slowly digested by gastric juices.

[omrot 2,327]

I use my special "Anti-Gastric Juices Spray" and just live happily ever after inside the shark

 

 

TPBM is deep inside a cave and suddenly, a huge stone ball chases him 

[lausaj 765]

I will drink red Bull and break the stone xd

 

Tpbm a fat person attacks you

[redwall2000 65]

I make him use the ant power up and I run away.

 

A atom attacks you

[omrot 2,327]

I make him use the ant power up and I run away.

 

A atom attacks you

An atom attacks me pretty much every millisecond. It's really tiny so I just flick it with my fingers

 

TPBM looked both ways before crossing the street but right in the middle he sees a car driving at 130 km/h heading toward him

[lausaj 765]

Jump into the sky like superman

 

Tpbm what would you do if you are right in the middle of a ocean alone with only a small boat which is damaged and not working

[MrCheezyPotato 850]

I put my face underwater so the fishes can see them then they all have a heart attack so i get them for food. Then i use the fish oil to light a huge bonfire in the water with my pure hotness and someone thats eating a taco in Kansas sees the light so they call the coast guard

 

 

 

TPBM is a fish when they see me put my face underwater

[omrot 2,327]

Im a potato lover so your cheezy face charms me

 

Lava is poured on TPBM's face

[r_AshTheGreat0 104]

You poured the lava on the face of my portrait.

 

I throw the super hot portrait on TPBM's face which is not a portrait

[omrot 2,327]

You threw it on a painting of me (it shows the whole body so technically, not a portrait)

 

TPBM gets in a cave with 2 million poisonous snakes

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

I am Deadpool and I also have a flamethrower

 

 

 

Tpbm gets shoved out of a airplane at 30.000 feet and has no parachute or anything that let's them fly

[l.Eat.My.BuIIets 483]

I am Deadpool and I also have a flamethrower

 

 

 

Tpbm gets shoved out of a airplane at 30.000 feet and has no parachute or anything that let's them fly

Use fly hack.

 

 

Tpbm will be put into a cave full of Semyons, and do not have a flamethrower.

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

I say Hey former CM and pull out my Laptop and wifi hotspot and start playing Tanki while he watches and sees my epic skillz

 

 

I lock tpbm into a bank vault