[Forum Game] Survive the Above User's Attack

[MOO_I_AM_A_COW 110]

I don't have a phone :p

Tpbm is eaten by rabid monkeys

Edited April 23, 2016 by MOO_I_AM_A_COW

[shonu123 1]

He comes alive again and tries to kill you with a tank

Edited April 23, 2016 by shonu123

[The-Operator219 1,929]

I hop into the turret and slit the crew open with scalpels.

TPBM needs to weave through a room filled with radiation to get to their precious loved ones.

[DevereEdwards1 79]

I turn around and never look back.

TBPM is at the roof of one of the twin towers during 9/11.

 

Sorry about my insensitive 9/11 jokes, but that happened before I was even born, so I don't understand the severity of it all.

 

[Hamish_Fatcat 7]

I fly away on an eagle

TPBM drowns in a dumpster outside an abortion clinic

[The-Operator219 1,929]

I eat the unborn fetuses.

TPBM is strapped to a chair in a room with a severely drugged Spongebob Squarepants.

[Rayyan 3,415]

hhhh I make it fat with water??

 

 

TBPM is in the room where cedrics gonna kill him..

[BNICE1 70]

I offer him a Generalissimo account with a full M4 garage and 10000000000 drugs to not kill me. He accepts . Quits tanki. And no lifes tanki all day

 

 

. I wipe out tpbms garage . Make them a generalissimo and then give them nothing but Smoky+Hunter M0 and green paint . They also have no crystals and are banned from buying any crystals :)

[The-Operator219 1,929]

I just leave my account open, I already have my email attached.

TPBM is being hunted by a group of sentient cacti for the high crime of eating my pineapples.

[teejay_tanker 95]

i used my flame thrower to deffend my self ( works everytime)

TPBM is processed in a paper recycling factory

[need.higher.rank 3,491]

I won't go there

I will explore him with all my mines I have almost 400 mines

[r_P1zZa1230 2]

But supplies are forbidden  :blink:

TPBM will spontaneously combust into flames.

[Hypocrisy 6]

But the fire gets extinguished by Freezes, my Repair Kit, and a fire extinguisher :D

 

TPBM will be sent into space without any protection on.

[The-Operator219 1,929]

I wait for my comrades to find me and drink Dr. Pepper.

TPBM is trapped in a room with Superminecraftkid without earmuffs.

[A_R_A_K_E_L_Y_E_N 503]

I am M4 drugger.... i can take anything

Ill just chat with him.

tpbm has the state of florida pulled between his ears

[mydoom.exe 5,154]

I eat it with a mysterious magical power. Yummy.

 

tpbm overdoses on applesauce.

[SmexierGiraffe 194]

I cannot overdose on something that doesn't not exist in my country

 

I travel to TPBMs country and throw a Nokia 3310 at their head with the precision of the worlds best sniper. And they are stuck to the ground so they cannot move

[mydoom.exe 5,154]

That dimension supports life.

 

TPBM angered Chuck Norris.

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

I'm Bruce Lee

 

 

Tpbm has 30 DD M4 Shafts pointed at them

[mydoom.exe 5,154]

Imma hax0rz ;o

 

tpbm spammed the forums while several admins watched.

[jijangero 1]

I am John Cena. You just can NOT ban me.

 

TPBM  has got 360 noscoped from a 4 year old screaming kid.

[notkarpov 13]

I took the foam bullet from the ground, calmed down the screaming boy, said,"Good job!" and gave him the foam bullet back before hiring the 42 division 1M dollars to hunt jijangero down(like a BOSS)! End of story.

 

TPBM just touched an atomic mine.

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

It was a dud. REKT!!!!!!!

 

Tpbm makes Chuck Norris AND John Cena mad at them(no you cannot be The Hulk or Bruce Lee)

[notkarpov 13]

Did you say "...mad at them"??! What do you mean by them?? Oh well, I'm Deadpool, just in case. You never said I can't be Deadpool!

 

TPBM Has been sitting in an activated electric chair too long!!

[arnav0506 2,777]

Well I had a Lightning Conductor beside me.. which was attached to the chair. I survived :P

PUM has been ambushed by 3 thunder-mammoths (which are m3s) with emerald on them and PUM is a Twins-Wasp m0. SURVIVE :D