[Forum Game] Survive the Above User's Attack

[sensei_tanker 3,098]

I'm not a mod so i am unharmed.

 

PUM has 5 seconds to escape the gravitational pull of a black hole while being chased towards the black hole by intergalactic space monkeys that can break your spine by touching you. 

[EmpiresAndAlliesPro 174]

Im a pro. PROS DONT DIE.

 

PBM dies due to my godly powers.

[Heles 9,220]

I am not religious, i dont believe in godly powers  

 

Trapped in a room full of supernatural creatures? 

[Apolloold 333]

i am a supernatural creature, and destroy the young ones you trapped me with.

 

I disconnect your wi-fi.

 

gg.

 

 

 

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[thunder_da_best 24]

i am a supernatural creature, and destroy the young ones you trapped me with.

 

I disconnect your wi-fi.

 

gg.

 

 

 

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1 YOU CANT CLOSE TOPIC CAUSE YOU NO FOURM MOD 2 I just reconnect my wifi

pum is locked in a nuclear reactor with a no crashing system and it cant be a dream you cant teleport and you are frozen in time 

Edited August 27, 2016 by thunder_da_best

[Apolloold 333]

1 YOU CANT CLOSE TOPIC CAUSE YOU NO FOURM MOD 2 I just reconnect my wifi

pum is locked in a nuclear reactor with a no crashing system and it cant be a dream you cant teleport and you are frozen in time 

 

woah! I was jk :P

 

I

 

Am

 

Chuck

 

Norris

 

I punch a llama and frame PUM, so the llama spits in their face, and they are choking on the saliva.

Edited August 27, 2016 by Apollo

[r_Valk8 2,086]

Super Man saves me

 

PUM is trapped in space with only 1 minute of oxygen left

[Apolloold 333]

I hitchhike my way too a space oxygen bank, with a lovely Swarzonian couple and their son, who are going to see their parents over at DB-1073-QR43. They make a slight detour and take me to ER-54-0P7-Z where I get a ZncldsjwoDKjsofdjw (translated loosely: SpaceBreatherz) which allows me to convert almost any matter into breathable oxygen. I also pick up a book named HjdodODLdnk (translated loosely: How to Get Back Home) which gave me directions back to earth. I hop onto an Inter-Planetary Train (carrying oxygen, death rays capable of destroying solar systems, hats; the usual stuff) which takes me to Neptune. From there, I use a death ray I definitely didn't steal to blow the blue planet up, and use the blast from this to travel on a trajectory to Earth. Once I'm close enough, I use the ZncldsjwoDKjsofdjw high pressure oxygen storage to propel myself into Earth's gravitational field, then use the same pressure to slow myself down, before hitting the ground.

 

-sigh- why cant you people just keep deaths simple? -_-

 

PUM is shot in the face by death ray which was definitely not stolen from an Inter-Planetary Space train.

Edited August 29, 2016 by Apollo

[Boeing_787 1,455]

It bounces back to you

[EmpiresAndAlliesPro 174]

i survive the death because um... there was no death to survive.

 

PUM needs to survive death.

[Boeing_787 1,455]

Not possible

Pum has death chasing him

[EmpiresAndAlliesPro 174]

Death dosen't exist. I'M ALIVE.

 

PUM needs to survive a trillion psycopaths with steel armour and muscles as strong as machokes +with axes that are stronger than chainnsaws on steroids.

[Apolloold 333]

Its cool, I'm one of them. Roger (leader of the Machop Steel Armour Axe Chainsaw Steroid Psychopath Association - or MSACSPA for short) is mah best friend.

 

Heat death of the universe.

[Boeing_787 1,455]

No worries, assuming the parallel universe theory is true I go to another universe

 

Another Big Bang

Edited August 30, 2016 by Boeing_787

[Apolloold 333]

meh, i like hot weather. its only a few hundred billion years before its my perfect temperature :D

 

youre tied up to a wall, and a Hammer-Viking, both m4, with DD is ready to rek your little wasp. mwhahahahaha.

 

(I thought I would go back to TO :P )

[TheContractKiller_GT 374]

umm the player lags and shoots in the wrong direction

 

 

you are about to get wrecked by the winter soldier...

[Apolloold 333]

I ease him gently into cryogenically freezing himself until researches can find a way to rid him of his brainwashing (thank you Marvel Wiki xD )

 

PUM is attacked by swarms of children in white sheets pretending to be ghosts.

Edited August 30, 2016 by Apollo

[R3VOLUTION 20]

I used firebird m3 and roasted them (sorry bout being so cold hearted).

 

 

 

 

Player beneath me was thrown into a void between the universes.

[Guest Maserati]

I use some of my magic and get out ;)

Player beneath me is thrown into space and is about to be hit by a soaring meteor.

[Boeing_787 1,455]

It happened to be made out of cotton

 

Pum is on life support and about to be unplugged

[Heles 9,220]

Nah, my family would plug it back in. Always there, supporting me until i die of brain cancer :) 

PUM life is on the edge by having 90% of brain and lung cancer spread? 

[Apolloold 333]

Cant get cancer in what chu don't have ;)

And I'm a fish. No lungs, just gills.

 

PUM is about to be 'PUM'melled (don't worry, I hate me too) to death by stones thrown by the mighty Gaia, god embodiment of the Earth.

Edited August 31, 2016 by Apollo

[r_Valk8 2,086]

I use a lazer beam which kills the gaia and then dodge the stones using super speed and tatics.

 

PUM under me is trapped in a cage and cant get out no matter what helps him .

[Apolloold 333]

I defy laws of physics and become a 2D form of myself, and slip through the bars.

 

PUM is in an elevator Solange Knowles.

 

#OldSatireComingBackBaby

[R3VOLUTION 20]

I am not affected because I have no idea what you are talking about.

 

PUM is being sniped by 39 shafts in Dusseldorf, you can't get out!!!