[Forum Game] Survive the Above User's Attack

[Legacy 754]

Railgun M7 with DD (Double damage) and BOOM

 

I attack PµM using my laser sword

[Boeing_787 1,455]

The power of the laser is not mentioned, so I will go ahead and assume it to be no more powerful than a typical laser pointer. I am not affected at all, just a bit annoyed at you for shining that laser at my face!

 

TPBM just happened to be on a volcano sightseeing during his vacation, when all of a sudden the volcano begins to erupt.

[Sid2910 48]

It was a plastic fork, leaves a scratch

I become GodMode_ON and join the 1vs1 invitation PUM put up in the chat box (Don't say that you leave the battle -_-)

[Boeing_787 1,455]

Unfortunately, the battle was taking forever to load for me. While I was still loading the map, you became impatient and left.

 

PUM is trapped inside a 4 by 6 box with all sides made with 3 feet thick solid concrete. PUM does not have any food or water left.

Edited April 5, 2017 by Boeing_787

[BRO0088 1,724]

I  order food & water by  VIA phone -_-

 

I kill the PUM

[Boeing_787 1,455]

I was testing my new time machine when you killed me, so I was actually in the past when you did so. Therefore I wasn't affected, and I stop you from doing it again.

 

PUM is surrounded by angey and hungry lions

[noaches232 28]

I'm in a zoo; I can't be eaten  :P

 

PUM has Ebola.

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

I die and come back as a ghost and haunt you

 

 

 

I nuke the whatever planet you are on

[mydoom.exe 5,154]

Jokes on you, I'm on a separate area of land from the place you nuke.

 

TPBM has all of Tumblr and 4chan hunting them down.

[Boeing_787 1,455]

Websites cannot hunt people, so I am safe.

 

PUM has been exposed to a lethal amount of radiation, and is expected to die within the next hour.

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

Jokes on you, I'm on a separate area of land from the place you nuke.

 

TPBM has all of Tumblr and 4chan hunting them down.

dude . You realize I said I nuke the PLANET not state or country . I nuked the entire planet you where on

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

I'm Hulk . It just strengthens me even more

 

 

I headshot TPBM irl

[Boeing_787 1,455]

Headshot is not a verb, so I escape unaffected since your message made no sense in English.

 

TPBM fell into a volcano that was erupting. This happened in real life, and he didn't have any protective clothing on. He fell into magma

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

*wakes up* what a nightmare!

 

 

I'm Chuck Norris and I punch TPBM

[lightningmode_On 26]

i was just crushed by him, but i was alive. doctor gave me artificial hands and legs to move XD

 

TPBM was encountered in a dark forest with a Magnum

[Boeing_787 1,455]

The magnum was being controlled by a noob, so it kept missing while I escaped to safety.

 

Pum is in his sleeping clothes when all of a sudden a wormhole appears and he finds himself in the Mariana Trench, where the water pressure is extreme.

[awesomewarrior1 208]

I was in a strong submarine, so the water pressure does not affect me.

 

PUM is sleeping when all of a sudden he is teleported to the middle of a circle of 6 m3 rail guns. All of them have double damage. While pum is still asleep, the rail guns all shoot at the same time.

[Sid2910 48]

My bed is made up of glass. It just gets deflected

PUM is tied to a chair with rope and is locked in a room. And then he is made to listen to Justin Beiber Songs....

[ThE-KiNg-Of-LeGeNdS 30]

My firebird burned the music first, cause that's most brutal, then the ropes.

 

PUM is close to an april fools gold with monster kill

[BRO0088 1,724]

I use a jump hack & disappear poof

 

I use a nail cutter to skin the PUM

[Quarks 2,255]

You can't skin someone with a nail cutter, nug

 

Your head has been blown off, by by

[Magenta 5,165]

my faithful followers used the time machine - one of my inventions - and took me to the future, where they restored me.

 

TPBM swallowed a Potassium cyanide tablet by mistake and dies

[r_fire-keeper0 9]

I swapped it for your paracetamol

PUM touched a golden frog without protection

[Drazox 665]

I don't touched a  golden frog without protection but I want to touch!

 

PUM dislike Tanki X

[awesomewarrior1 208]

Yes, I do.

PUM is being chased by a guard dog and has nowhere to go. This happened in real life when he was awake