[Forum Game] Survive the Above User's Attack

[Auhsoj1 69]

I realize that it is impossible to time travel.

 

TPBM fails school.

[r_trooll15 841]

I am supported by family to get 100% in my summer school and I get a+

 

I hack the multiverse and collapse the time-space continuum and utterly erase TPBM from existence

[MJROCKS05 429]

I am supported by family to get 100% in my summer school and I get a+

 

I hack the multiverse and collapse the time-space continuum and utterly erase TPBM from existence

I use a time-machine and kill you as soon as you finished typing that post, you never had the chance to hack the multiverse.

 

I hack the multiverse, cause it to cool down to a point where even atoms cannot move, mend the laws of physics to the opposite to what they are today and destroy all time machines before posting this. TPBM has no chance of surviving this 

Edited January 19, 2018 by MJROCKS05

[r_trooll15 841]

I was you

 

TPBM will be eaten by a Dbonoe. Look at my story

[sensei_tanker 3,156]

What's a Dbonoe?

 

PUM will walk a lonely road, the only road he/she has ever known.

[Guest]

I walk on the road  :P

 

TPBM is forced to use smoky hunter m0 0/10 against 4 hardcore druggers. 

[Auhsoj1 69]

They glitch and can not damage me. :D
 

TPBM's most powerful speakers start playing a super loud song full blast.

[r_trooll15 841]

What's a Dbonoe?

 

 

Look at my story, "Mystery of a missing spaceship."

Hint: look at amateur writing section or at my topics.

 

 

 

 

 

 

I put them in the ears of TPBM

[bes146 281]

whats a tpbm ???????????

[Guest]

whats a tpbm ???????????

It stands for "The Person Below Me". Hence, you get TPBM.

[MJROCKS05 429]

Look at my story, "Mystery of a missing spaceship."

Hint: look at amateur writing section or at my topics.

 

 

 

 

 

 

I put them in the ears of TPBM

I'm deaf

 

Btw nice respsonse on my prv post trol

 

TPBM uses m0 smoky m0 hunter against twins+mammoth m4

[Auhsoj1 69]

Server Restart occurs.

 

TPBM's best acct gets blocked.

[r_trooll15 841]

Server Restart occurs.

 

TPBM's best acct gets blocked.

Blocked by a mammoth from driving into the void...

 

TPBM falls into the void

[Guest]

Blocked by a mammoth from driving into the void...

 

TPBM falls into the void

I respawn

 

TPBM gets run over by a shopping cart full of water bottles.

[r_trooll15 841]

I respawn

 

TPBM gets run over by a shopping cart full of water bottles.

I was in between the wheels

 

TPBM has a mammoth on their house. It caused total structural failure when TPBM was inside the house

[Fresh 2,395]

I was in between the wheels

 

TPBM has a mammoth on their house. It caused total structural failure when TPBM was inside the house

It was my twin brother that was inside the house. I was at the beach with my fiance.

 

TPBM is kissing his girlfriend's best friend. You get caught by your girlfriend and she lights you on fire.

[Guest]

It was my twin brother that was inside the house. I was at the beach with my fiance.

 

TPBM is kissing his girlfriend's best friend. You get caught by your girlfriend and she lights you on fire.

I wake up

 

TPBM gets attacked by awsipodthioasdtya[oiwehta

[Fresh 2,395]

I wake up

 

TPBM gets attacked by awsipodthioasdtya[oiwehta

I kill myself and resurrect a minute later.

 

TPBM has cancer.

[r_trooll15 841]

My immune system detects it and kills it. Everyone has cancer currently. However, in a vast majority of cases, the immune system is able to kill it. This is why many people with AIDS die from cancer. Genetically modified mice to have no immune system die very early from cancer. So, now you know.

 

 

TPBM gets too close to a black hole and is spaghettified. Ouch...

[Auhsoj1 69]

I wonder how the devs put so much work into perfecting that game function. Then I respawn.

 

TPBM eats a Tide pod. Just so you know, Tide breads down fats and oils so your insides will be liquefied.

Edited January 24, 2018 by Auhsoj1

[Tanker-Arthur 3,008]

I realize it’s a Tide Pod and spit it out.

TPBM will get killed in 7 days.

[C.O.N.Q.U.E.R.O.R 3,847]

I seriously did not need that image in my head. Like, for real, that is freakin' graphic.

 

After envisioning that image, I barfed and got it all out. All you anatomy geeks, shut up 3:

 

You are hacked into 493 pieces and put in separate metal combination safes, each with 4.79 billion possible combinations. Then each of your pieces is teleported into the Earth's core. You have 0.4 seconds before each of your individual sections is melted.

 

EDIT - Was posting for Tide pod...

Edited January 25, 2018 by C.O.N.Q.U.E.R.O.R

[Boeing_787 1,462]

^no worries, it happens :)

 

It was a dream and wake up

Above scenario happens to PUM in real life

[r_trooll15 841]

I am now without any body. Just a poor soul in ghost form...

 

TPBM is the pilot of a @Boeing_787 when it suddenly loses control and crashes into the fields of Pennsylvania from 35,000 feet. There are no survivers according to the news reports and everything is a charred mess in a crater from the impact of the plane. Then, a meteor hits the wreckage. TPBM was not dreaming and has no superpowers.

 

Edit: no ghosting either or twins or anything. You were on that flight. I made sure to kill any of your siblings and verify that they are dead

Edited January 26, 2018 by r_trooll15

[Boeing_787 1,462]

The above post was found to be a hoax, and nothing happened to me.

 

PUM wakes up inside the jaw of a crocodile