[Forum Game] Survive the Above User's Attack

[giant05 207]

It was a dream so easy.

 

I was alien.

 

PUM can't breath being human in real life

[Pyre 3,485]

I climb out of the water.

 

PUM has too manee smoakes.

[Boeing_787 1,455]

I don't understand.

 

PUM's brain is hacked.

[Person_Random 4,991]

Wait, you mean I have brain cancer?  So I call someone and tell them to debug it.

 

PUM has fallen into a pool of super glue.

[Boeing_787 1,455]

I am wearing a protective suit that repels the superglue (like hydrophobic). I can easily get out.

 

PUM mistakenly ingests a substance of toxicity, and is distanced from medical-professionals.

[giant05 207]

I'm called ToxicPlant xD 

 

PUM is what he wants

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

So im a big, um........... Nvm

 

 

Tpbm has to eat 1,000,000,000 hotdogs in the next minute or they will die

[Boeing_787 1,455]

I wake up from the dream.

 

PUM is obligated to learn the dvorak layout in a week.

[Person_Random 4,991]

But I don't and I just type nonsense.

See look here: asklwoijn nkaema,. oaike

 

PUM has tripped on a tripwire and fallen face first into hydrochloric acid.

[Pyre 3,485]

It was diluted.

 

PUM ingests a rock bigger than himself.

[Boeing_787 1,455]

Impossible.

 

PUM falls into a volcano

[Pyre 3,485]

It was inactive.

 

 

PUM sets a bomb to explode in one hour, puts it in his mouth, then sleeps for two hours.

Edited June 17, 2018 by Pyre

[Boeing_787 1,455]

It failed to explode.

 

PUM wakes up in an active volcano

[Skepta 405]

I luckily decided to wear my extremely-active-volcano-resistant Armour that day

 

 

person under me is sucked into a black hole

[Boeing_787 1,455]

I luckily decided to wear my extremely-active-black-hole-resistant Armour that day

 

PUM falls into the abyss

[Pyre 3,485]

Didnt specify which abyss. I fall about two feet off my bed.

 

 

 

PUM is skronched under a cement mixer.

Edited June 20, 2018 by Pyre

[railguniz4noobz 2,394]

I travel to the fourth dimension and evade the cement mixer.

 

PUM is sent to the first dimension.

[snipe3000 678]

I create a business empire there, corner all the first dimension markets and then every one from all other dimensions come to first dimension and buy my stuff.

 

 

PUM is stuck playing forum games on the TO forum.

[Pyre 3,485]

Better than Biology.

 

 

PUM has to go to summer skool.
 

[BlackEliteEnemy2 250]

I just burn it to ground.

I shoot you with my Magnum and DD

[giant05 207]

I used my Titian and armor 

 

You started levitating in the END! :D

[21985_the_master 422]

And then I shoot in the other side and I came back so I survived.

 

PUM fights with a hacker in Duality map.What are you going to do????

[Pyre 3,485]

I report him.

 

PUM is forced to 1v1 Spy. If you lose, you die. (waw that rhymed!)

[sensei_tanker 3,098]

I won because Spy is probably just a no-skill buyer...

 

PUM is forced to love tanki 

[giant05 207]

I already am. :ph34r:

 

PUM is too fat