[Forum Game] Survive the Above User's Attack

[r_trooll15 827]

Ok, I'm now obese. 'Murica!!

 

TPBM is sucked into a black hole

[Pyre 3,485]

I luckily decided to wear my extremely-active-black-hole-resistant Armour that day :ph34r:

 

PUM donates his heart for an organ transplant.

[r_trooll15 827]

I'm a ghost ••

 

TPBM's heart stops because I have returned

[Boeing_787 1,455]

I had my M4 heart protection module activated. My heart is still 50% working.

 

PUM shrinks and gets flushed down the toilet

[Pyre 3,485]

I ride a sewer gator back into the light.

 

 

PUM is sat on by trolll (the fat guy :P)

[Magenta 5,165]

Adriel is light as a feather, so I survive.

 

PUM is dead in an universe where it's not possible to survive death.

[21985_the_master 422]

No problem I got used to it 

 

PUM sees outside trooll with MLG superpowers!!!!

Edited June 23, 2018 by 21985_the_master

[Boeing_787 1,455]

In a dream

 

PUM is affected with Hakankz Syndrome

[REDOUANE78190 836]

In dream too

 

PUM is very ugly

[Boeing_787 1,455]

Also in a dream

 

PUM loses the ability to dream

[ShellShock_YT 0]

pressed self destruct, got it back

 

TPBM gets his liver ripped out by an eagle every night only for it to be regenerated, and I killed Perseus (no dream, no "i wrote it on paper" or "i typed it" unoriginality plz)

[thethiefofvictory 339]

I declare it invalid because you have zero posts :p

 

I thereby announce that whosoever posts after me, the Announcer, shall be outlawed, disarmed of weapons and thrown in cold mountains because he dared to post. He cannot fight and is mute. This is not a dream, nor will someone rescue. (yeah, I posted. I doubt I'll do so again.)

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

The people who outlawed me realized they outlawed the wrong person, I find a cashe full of ever weapon I could dream of, I find a log cabin with an unlimited supply of fire wood and a wood stove along with WiFi and a Area 51 gaming desktop ( and the girl of my dreams is here to keep me company :D ), a God fixs whatever is making me mute cause he owes me a favour, and at some point I go outside my cabin and find a fully fuled helicopter and consider flying back to civilization

 

 

You are a normal Human stuck on a planet with nothing around for 999.999.999.999 miles except hard desert, you cannot teleport or fly and the Covenant is about to glass the planet you are on

[Pyre 3,485]

I phone the Imperial Navy to come pick me up. They squish the Covenant too while they are at it.

 

 

PUM is trapped on Mustafar without any equipment or powers. They cannot get help from anyone or anything there.

[Boeing_787 1,455]

I exit with the Esc button.

 

PUM is stuck

[giant05 207]

I do right click and unstuck button.

 

PUM will die in 10 seconds

[thethiefofvictory 339]

May it be so, then.

 

Whosoever posts below me can no longer play games, no matter what. No unoriginality, please ty.

[Pyre 3,485]

Im not a who, Im an "it".

 

PUM get 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 messages in their inbox, and has to answer them all.

[giant05 207]

I did it. 

 

PUM is there half dead lol

[thethiefofvictory 339]

There where? Invalidated.

 

PUM is thrown off Mount Everest. No parachutes, no superhuman survival abilities, no dreams, no rescuer and no Tanki tanks. No unoriginal ideas, no "I typed this".

[dupuy 318]

Fortunately, I am wearing high impact equipment(aka ten layers of wool

sweaters) and other equipment required for climbing large mountains.

 

TPBM is thrown from the worlds wildest stallion (horse) in just his underwear.( again no superpowers please.

[thethiefofvictory 339]

You don't seem to have noticed the small device implanted in my right ear, you know, the one that allows me to teleport? (No, this isn't a superpower)

 

Assuming that IS a superpower, I have another way to survive: you see, I have trained extensively to be able to ride horses and survive being thrown off one. Plus, I tamed the house, it's friendly to me. So I survive without injury.

 

My attack is this: PUM cannot play Tanki because every single computer, tablet, phone, basically every device in the world that allows one to play Tanki is rigged to burn up if he/she/it touches that device or tries to use it (so you cannot use it, not meant to kill you). No way to deactivate this. No superpowers, no dreams, no unoriginality.

[Pyre 3,485]

I go to a different world with very good internet connection.

 

PUM has each of his vital organs crushed. No replacements, no powers or equipment.

[Skepta 405]

All my vital organs only got crushed a very tiny tiny bit therefore I take no major damage (:

 

 

PUM doesnt know how to spell DVD

[Hex 11,520]

Luckily enough I paid attention in English classes.

 

PUM got a 6 month ban.