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I seriously did not need that image in my head. Like, for real, that is freakin' graphic.

 

After envisioning that image, I barfed and got it all out. All you anatomy geeks, shut up 3:

 

You are hacked into 493 pieces and put in separate metal combination safes, each with 4.79 billion possible combinations. Then each of your pieces is teleported into the Earth's core. You have 0.4 seconds before each of your individual sections is melted.

 

EDIT - Was posting for Tide pod...

Edited by C.O.N.Q.U.E.R.O.R
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I am now without any body. Just a poor soul in ghost form...

 

TPBM is the pilot of a @Boeing_787 when it suddenly loses control and crashes into the fields of Pennsylvania from 35,000 feet. There are no survivers according to the news reports and everything is a charred mess in a crater from the impact of the plane. Then, a meteor hits the wreckage. TPBM was not dreaming and has no superpowers.

 

Edit: no ghosting either or twins or anything. You were on that flight. I made sure to kill any of your siblings and verify that they are dead

Edited by r_trooll15

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The piranhas go for a school of bass, and I make my escape.

 

TPBM gets sucked into a black hole and arrives 74.825485639 million years into the past. He walks into a clearing, where a Tyrannasaurus Rex ambushes him and gobbles him up. Inside the T-Rex’s stomach, digestive enzymes dissolve TPBM into a nutrient rich substance, fulfilling the T-Rex’s hunger. Mmmmmm........

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The piranhas go for a school of bass, and I make my escape.

 

TPBM gets sucked into a black hole and arrives 74.825485639 million years into the past. He walks into a clearing, where a Tyrannasaurus Rex ambushes him and gobbles him up. Inside the T-Rex’s stomach, digestive enzymes dissolve TPBM into a nutrient rich substance, fulfilling the T-Rex’s hunger. Mmmmmm........

You just wrote that on a sheet of paper, no harm done

 

TPBM is forced to watch Dora the Explorer for the rest of his/her life.

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but i resist the force and get a gtx10 :p

 

TPBM is robbed of his acc 

then his acc gets destroyed

all crys wasted

nothing left

and the world gets destroyed

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Well, my rank wasn't that high anyway, and I have a good alt. As for the world getting destroyed, everyone dies and tanki doesn't matter anymore.

 

All of TPBM's turrets are tangled like this one permanently.

 

 

 

 

Tangled_Turret.png

 

 

 

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Y'all can't handle this

Y'all don't know what's about to happen baby

Team 10

Los Angeles, Cali boy

But I'm from Ohio though, white boy

 

TPBM has to listen to Justin Beiber for the rest of his/her life.

 

 

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