[Forum Game] Survive the Above User's Attack

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

I easily defeat it with a Starmie

 

I send every Pokemon to ever exist after TPBM , you can't catch them or tame them or anything, the attack you (no teleportation either)

[sythos 87]

I have 1 million master balls. 

 

Pokemon plague

[Pyre 3,485]

Pokerus. It makes me stronger.

 

PUM becomes Ash Ketchum.

[Guest]

I wake up

 

TPBM is forced to play Xonotic 

 

[r_trooll15 827]

I am whatever that monster is.

TPBM is thrown into a black hole

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

I am Chuck Norris

 

I throw TPBM into the vacuum of space

[TankiNoob2000 231]

I fly back to earth.

 

TPBM is gonna be eaten by Winnie-the-Pooh

[6Pack 259]

force field (against everything) :P

[CharanTheConqueror 0]

ha ha ha. TPAM didn't say anything

Edited October 14, 2018 by CharanTheConqueror

[Pyre 3,485]

ha ha ha. TPAM didn't say anything

[r_trooll15 827]

Hahaha TPAM didn't say anything...

Black holes rip PUM to pieces

[P.4.R.K.O.U.R 329]

Me ghosty...

PUM has a bunch of ghosts and Chuck Norris hunting him down.

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

I hire Ghost Busters and Bruce Lee to protect me

 

 

I smack TPBM

[TankiNoob2000 231]

I burn you

 

TPBM is gonna be eaten by Winnie-the-Pooh

[ShellShock_YT 0]

In a book! (No i actually have one) 

TPBM sees me kill Godmode_ON and laughs so hard he dies

... :ph34r:  :ph34r:  :ph34r:

[r_trooll15 827]

Ghosts have an excellent affinity for laughing, in fact there is literally no way that a ghost can die of laughing.

TPBM, however, is not a ghost and dies of laughing.upon his death, the ghost council decided he was not worthy of ghost status due to multiple counts of attempted ghost abuse and attempted phantom harassment

[Boeing_787 1,455]

I restore from a backup

 

PUM is destroyed

[Pyre 3,485]

I get better.

 

PUM is obliterated and annihilated.

[dupuy 318]

Fortunately, I just read those words out of the dictionary.

 

TPBM is in the world's deepest ocean trench without scuba gear (The pressure of the water would do in TPBM before lack of air.)

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

I'm a fish

 

 

 

 

I slap tpbm with a fish

[Guest]

I step out of the way

 

tpbm is forced to solve a mixed up Rubik's cube in 3 seconds or will otherwise implode from a internal black hole generator or (if a ghost) be attacked and captured by the Ghostbusters.

Edited October 21, 2018 by Guest

[thethiefofvictory 339]

Your internal black hole generator is very vulnerable to fire. And as it turns out, there's a fire nearby.

 

And when the device burns, an anomaly teleports the player below me, who is neither invincible nor a ghost, into the fire. Immediately afterwards, the device explodes.

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

I'm Hulk

 

 

Tpbm is a demon and has Doom Guy after them

[P.4.R.K.O.U.R 329]

I am P.4.R.K.O.U.R :ph34r:

Hope that explained everything.

 

PUM is in a moving centrifuge with 20g acceleration acting on him. He is just a normal human. Not a ghost or hulk, nor Chuck Norris, nor even P.4.R.K.O.U.R :ph34r:

[dupuy 318]

A normal human with ultra impact proof Kevlar and steel armor that can stop any known force on earth.

 

TPBM is shot with the world's most powerful cannon at point blank range. He is unarmored and unarmed, can not teleport, can not merely step out of the way, as the cannon is nuclear and has a 2,000 mile blast radius upon impact, and cannot use any special powers of any kind. He is literally a normal human being with no defense whatsoever. The cannon cannot malfunction and the shell must explode.