[Forum Game] Survive the Above User's Attack

[TankiNoob2000 231]

I banish you

 

I chokeslam TBPM through the earth's core

[Guest]

I'm a ghost

 

TPBM crumbles into oblivion upon waking up from a wonderful dream.

[Person_Random 4,991]

That's normal.

 

PUM drowns in an ocean of tears.

[dupuy 318]

My dead body is washed onto the shore of an island that has plants on it that produce a spice. This spice is capable of reviving the dead when someone smells it.

 

TPBM is playing smoky m0 and wasp m0 in a pro m3 battle. He is a recruit and cannot change his equipment. He also has no access to supplies. All the m3 players are using supplies and they are all on the other team.

[Person_Random 4,991]

Sucks for me.  Doesn't matter, I take an L.

(I don't think dead people can smell though)

 

PUM is driven to insanity.

[P.4.R.K.O.U.R 329]

I kick out the driver, and drive back from insanity.

 

PUM jumped into a black hole.

[dupuy 318]

I have a jetpack and fly up.

 

TPBM, who cannot be a ghost and has no special powers, is shot in the head with a 40 mm cannon at point blank range. It goes through one side and out the other, destroying his brain and killing him instantly.

[P.4.R.K.O.U.R 329]

Respawning isn't a special power. It's a fictional power. :p

 

PUM is stuck in Minecraft (in real and as a human) and fully enclosed withing an obsidian closure as a newbie in survival mode. You don't have anything, no tools, powers, nothing except your own self.

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

I use a hack and get full diamond armor and a diamond Sword and Bow and escape

 

 

Tpbm posts a anti leftist comment on a CNN video

[dupuy 318]

I'm meaner when I want to be than any liberal could every dream of being :lol:.

 

TPBM is a Christmas tree (I'm running out of ideas!)

[Person_Random 4,991]

That sounds like fun.

 

PUM is forced to open one of three doors, a fountain of lava, a room with -456 C temperatures, and a room full of wild animals (pools of lava included).

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

Well I'm a Salamander so I hope I get the Lava

 

 

Tpbm is a pizza

[dupuy 318]

I transform from a pizza to a pizza eater.

 

TPBM is millions of miles in outer space, without any oxygen and no powers.

[Lose 881]

i find a satelllite from a twin Earth and sneak in

 

TPBM is forced to drink battery acid until their stomach deteriorates and they die

[Person_Random 4,991]

You could use an antidote, like something that just makes the poor person produce salt and water.

 

PUM accidentally fell into a pool of liquid nitrogen.

[TankiNoob2000 231]

I swim out as quickly as possible

 

PUM is forced to kiss a homeless person or else they will die

[Person_Random 4,991]

The homeless person is a hologram.

 

PUM is stuck in an airtight gas chamber with no way out (there is a locked trapdoor with a glutton sitting on the steel door)

[Lose 881]

i fart and breathe in that instead

 

PUM is about to get a free hug from Person_Random

[Person_Random 4,991]

AYYY that's MEEEE

 

A boulder has dropped 100 feet above PUM and he/she is immobile and cannot escape.  The boulder is falling at a rate of 50 feet per second.

[TankiNoob2000 231]

I teleport away.

 

PUM has to choose to fight a lion or tiger with no weapon

[Person_Random 4,991]

Pray and throw a rock.

 

PUM has guillotine placed so that the blade is grazing their neck.

[T.O.R_Skyline 111]

wait..what? dunno just gonna be unoriginal and say i'm immortal
player under me is on a highway and a truck full of heavy machinery equipment is coming with like 110mph towards him, and he has no time to escape .

[Lose 881]

i wake up

 

pum has to eat 2 bananas then chug sprite

[Person_Random 4,991]

Mmmm, I'm hungry.  Why don't I eat something?

 

PUM has to drink one potion to pass through the door ahead, but there are thousands of potions, and they have just stepped on the only safe potion, which evaporated while they were searching.  There is no more potion vapor left.

[dupuy 318]

I open the door instead of going through it; I'm not a ghost after all.

 

TPBM must live in Chernobyl for the rest of their life.