[Forum Game] Survive the Above User's Attack

[Lose 881]

i have a whole lot of fun.

 

PUM has to proofread a guide made by me

[TankiNoob2000 231]

I crumpled it

 

PUM is drowning in an ocean with nothing to help him and he can't swim

[Lose 881]

the ocean is 5 feet deep and i just stand up

 

PUM has to proofread an article and cant crumple it or damage it in any other way or do anything that would refrain them from actually reading it

[Guest]

the article had no spelling errors and was four sentences long.

 

TPBM gets attacked by the evil minions of adfkhjoaep

[Person_Random 4,991]

I couldn't find them; they were too small.

 

PUM receives an IV of water followed by an injection of potassium.

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

Cool

 

 

Tpbm must debate Ben Shapiro

Edited January 4, 2019 by fordmustang12345

[Lose 881]

i debate him and win

 

tpbm is forced to drink liquid nitrogen

[Person_Random 4,991]

Cool

HAHAHAHAHA LOL

 

PUM has a diet coke shower in a tub of Mentos.

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

I enjoy minty sweet awesomeness

 

 

 

Tpbm drinks Lava

[TankiNoob2000 231]

It's delicious

 

TPBM is getting chased by the Transformers with no way to stop them not even a rocket

[Person_Random 4,991]

I touch the transform button and watch as they drive off a cliff with satisfaction.

 

PUM has to eat the bricks that made the Great Wall of China (1000+ year old rice mushed with water to make bricks!)  Around 100 bricks should do.

[Boeing_787 1,455]

I had the instant-repair drone so I didn't die.

 

PUM gets all the attacks of this topic all at once.

[Person_Random 4,991]

But someone else already survived them... so I should too.

 

PUM has to Lzer fight a friend.

[Boeing_787 1,455]

I fight him... with a weak laser pointer

 

PUM is standing under a coconut tree and a big coconut falls on his head

[dupuy 318]

Well that saves the trouble of cracking the coconut. It's delicious, by the way.

 

TPBM is a salamander that gets hit by a coconut.

[Person_Random 4,991]

The coconut falls into a small puddle and becomes coconut water.  As for me, I'm part coconut.  No harm done.

 

PUM eats five watermelons (200lb ones) without stopping.

[dupuy 318]

What goes in must come out. So what if it comes out a little faster than normal?

 

TPBM is about to be eaten by a pack of 1 million wolves.

[Boeing_787 1,455]

Welp, I die.

 

JK, I had a very powerful sword with which I killed all the wolves

 

PUM falls into a tad put, gets stuck, and the tar hardens.

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

What's a Tad Put?

 

 

 

Tpbm falls into a Tar Pit

[Boeing_787 1,455]

I come out of the tar pit.

 

I push PUM into the tar pit.

What's a Tad Put?

 

 

 

Tpbm falls into a Tar Pit

I tried to type tar pit too but that came out instead

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

I come out of the tar pit.

 

I push PUM into the tar pit.

I tried to type tar pit too but that came out instead

lol

 

 

 

I call Chuck Norris to rescue me

 

 

Tpbm has to listen to It's Every Day Bro for 24 hours straight

[Person_Random 4,991]

I fell asleep.

 

PUM overdoses on spicy noodles and then has to run a mile.

[Lose 881]

i set my animation to run for an hour then rushed to the bathroom

 

PUM has to saw pewdiepie until t-series loses

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

Good I'm a 9 yr old

 

 

 

TPBM is thrown into the sun

[Person_Random 4,991]

It's gas and I went through it.

 

PUM has to read Log.