[Forum Game] Survive the Above User's Attack

[Anuj10 16]

I'm a vegetarian.

 

I force you to dive 500ft and make you suddenly emerge without decompressing, and now you are drifting in and out of consciousness and you're heart rate has slowed dramatically. 

[Shedinja 1,488]

I have no heart. I don't even need to breathe. Though the pressure of all that water might crumple the hollow shell that is my existence.

 

You are forced to speak in binary code for the rest of your life. You can only think, act, and speak in basic 0 - 1 binary. There is no way to reverse this without gravely wounding yourself and wind up as a vegetable. How will you cope?

[DonutsForLife 292]

I have no heart. I don't even need to breathe. Though the pressure of all that water might crumple the hollow shell that is my existence.

 

You are forced to speak in binary code for the rest of your life. You can only think, act, and speak in basic 0 - 1 binary. There is no way to reverse this without gravely wounding yourself and wind up as a vegetable. How will you cope?

I won t... xD

 

 

Ok, how will you survive,

 

8 years without tanki/tanki forums? :o

[Shedinja 1,488]

I wouldn't XD

 

I drop a seismic charge on the person below me.

[WarMonkey51Austin 68]

I'm a ghost.... it's not funny

 

I force the below player for touching/ looking at electronic devices forever

Edited December 17, 2014 by WarMonkey51Austin

[Shedinja 1,488]

Hey, I do that for a living, bro XD

 

I force the person below me to listen to the F.U.N. song until they go deaf.

[slash1524 74]

Deaf is better than dying

The person below me gets thrown out of an airplane without a parachute.

[atharva.s.jadhav 15]

I landed on tress (soft one)

 

The below me tanker is swimming underwater without oxygen mask (2400m below sea level) .

[millartery 11]

I smash my laptop. :P

 

 

 

 

and I tell mum the person below me did it (you aint going to survive mate!)

[Shedinja 1,488]

Hello? I have Wonder Guard, bro...

 

I inverse gravity of the person below me for three years.

[SicTransitGloria 76]

I go to space. LOL what gravity?

 

I load you with chemistry homework.

[emilsa5 2]

i am chemistry teacher my students will do it for me

TPBM  exploded in car having dynamites

Edited December 18, 2014 by emilsa5

[Truthteller 4,204]

It bounces on the floor and goes straight up to you and  I LMAO

Drops a yummy sandwich for the hungry user below me

Edited December 18, 2014 by Truthteller

[r_beiwa0 2]

What you saw was the passenger on the left, got caught by the airbag.

Me as the driver am sitting on the right side.

 

You got a heart attack after receiving a major bonus.

[Shedinja 1,488]

Heart attack? I'm 16, I'll recover.

 

I come to the person below me's house and drop off a bucket. You walk outside and pick up the seemingly empty bucket, when suddenly:

Plot Twist! A hose sprays flaming spiders on you! What do you do?!

Edited December 18, 2014 by Shedinja

[slash1524 74]

I welcome them to my home, and make them my pet.

the person below me gets thrown to place empty and dark, where you can't feel or see anything.

[WarMonkey51Austin 68]

I'm a ghost.... it's not funny

     ^

     I never feel anything anyways

 

the person below turns into a shark

Edited December 19, 2014 by WarMonkey51Austin

[r_beiwa0 2]

A game shark ...

 

If only that were true !

 

The person below got caught by an avalanche.

[Shellfire_tanki 1,820]

I used my jet pack to escape the avalanche.

 

The person below me is in the center of a supernova(Thats enough heat to vapourise EVERYTHING(including diamond and C60))

[Fredazsiraf 1]

I ask Matthew McConaughey to save me, becouse he can escape from a black hole, so the supernova is nothing for him.

 

The person below me sees on his PC's monitor that a fatal error has occured, so he commit suicide

[r_beiwa0 2]

Yes, I perform the suicide of another tanker who dares to engage me with a lightweight.

 

As an act of grace I let him kill someone below first.

[Shalamer 135]

I'm a heavyweight, so I just smush him.

 

I send an army of Chuck Norri to surround your house and throat-punch you to death

[HeavyDestructor 1]

It appears my BUNKER is surrounded by M3 mammoths with M3 firebird. Chucks are burned to death...

I then send these mammoths to kill the PUM along with Nuclear Missiles

[Shalamer 135]

I have an army of Chuck Norri waiting, so nothing happens, since they are all clones of CHuck Norris

 

I send Smaug to burn down your village (with you in it).

Edited December 30, 2014 by Shalamer

[thunderousrailgunner 1,934]

Smaug ??
I Hit Him With My Hammer And Kill Him