[Forum Game] Survive the Above User's Attack

[DS2001_8C 46]

I will happily dance because that won't kill me.

 

i threw it to you and now hes after u!

 

PUM is about to eat a cheese sandwhich

I will throw the ring in Mount Doom.

 

PUM is in front of the middle earth's best archer,Legolas and is going to be shot.

[Gunslinger300 45]

i have a body shield sorry

 

PUM is about to be run over with a 50 ton mammy

[Freezanator 26]

I use my jetpack to fly 100 feet into the sky.

The player under me gets thrown into a black hole while he/she was showering. (No equipment  :P )

[Ambitious 2,084]

I woke up from that dream.

 

I launched the KAMEHAMEHA wave for the PUM. 

[m6ttetu 288]

Avoid it

I Shot M10000 Rail to you

[DS2001_8C 46]

I was playing with Mammoth m100000.

 

PUM lands on a 'mine'.

[Shedinja 1,488]

You misspelled it; I landed on a 'mime'. After apologizing for landing on the striped stranger, I walk away unscathed.

 

The person below me is accosted by the mime, after it believed them to have thrown me upon it.

[Gunslinger300 45]

oops sorry i had a airplane standing by

 

 

PUM is about to be blown up with a grenade

[Inducer 12]

I swat it back at you with a tennis racket.

 

I stab a knife into your head.

[UNBEATABLE_JESTER 380]

Good thing you only stabbed that knife 1 nanometer into my head. :)

 

Me and the person below me go into outer space as astronauts. I rip off your helmet so you can't breathe and push you into the blackness of outer space

[Shedinja 1,488]

If you turn the computer upside down, I'm above you. (Space is weird okay.)  And poor Inducer down here has his head assaulted with many, many gamma waves. Ouch. 

 

You are forced to eat cheese until you have large enough ulcers to have stomach acid drip out.

[TriNitroToIuene 4,765]

My stomach will create another mucus layer.

You have to endure twenty-three hours of watching a compulsory snail race

[Shedinja 1,488]

What... that's a thing? I'm not the only one? ...*sniff* I think I need a moment... 

 

Seeing as the person below me happens to suddenly live right next door to me because, and I quote, "I dunno, flying squirrels", I invite them to watch with me. And by invite, I mean handcuff them to me when they open the door and drag them.

[PenguinNEWexp 11]

I manage to open my handcuffs by stealing their keys from Shed sneakily.

 

I launch a bomb on PUM's home after hacking army communication systems.

[UNBEATABLE_JESTER 380]

I hack into the system also and re-route the bomb onto PUM's house!

[tony990_Superstar 68]

I pack my bags and leave with everything I want to keep and move to Arizona.

 

I make acid puddles in front of the PUM's front door, back door, garage, and under all the windows while they are inside.

[DS2001_8C 46]

Well,i am staying at home for the whole day. :P

 

An atom bomb is going to expolde in PUM's city.

[PenguinNEWexp 11]

I'd order everybody in my city to escape. Or if that's not an option, I'd disable the bomb.

 

I destroy PUM's house with a heavy Soviet tank while he's asleep. 

[DS2001_8C 46]

Well,u forget that i also have tank with Ricochet so u're tank is destroyed.

 

I push PUM from a cliff.(He/She doesn't have a parachute).

[vegeta_2 52]

I have super powers. :/

 

I drop a Mammoth on my PUM's tank. He/She is trapped, what are you gonna do? :P

[Shedinja 1,488]

Since the Bernoulli and dispositional gravity laws don't function in Tanki Online, I simply drive my tank around until you are knocked loose. 

 

I mail you one cardboard box packed to the tape with fire ants every day for the rest of the person below me's life.

[UNBEATABLE_JESTER 380]

Sneaky sneaky, but the right when I open the package I close it so quick only 3 ants get out. I stomp to kill one, smash another with a stick, and finally shoot the last fire ant with my M3+ railgun. Luckily after the first time opening the package I realize you might send more. All the rest I throw into my incinerator. :)

 

I hire 5 personal contract killers to all go into the PUM's house to kill them in their sleep.

[DS2001_8C 46]

Well,u forgot to give them the address :P

 

PUM is surrounded by killers who want to kill him. :lol:

[PenguinNEWexp 11]

I'd simply shoot each one of them with a gun before they can react. 

 

I hack PUM's house security systems, his Tanki account, and his internet, and expose his secrets and order everybody to kill him.

[rippr 21]

that was my holiday home, that account was my alt, rippr2, and i dont think i own the internet... everyone to kill me huh? GIANT SPIDER TO THE RESCUE!!

TPBM gets chopped into thin slices by a majestic sword called Rippr.(ps. He tried saying "rippr" with an 'E'...)

Edited June 16, 2015 by rippr