[Forum Game] Survive the Above User's Attack

[Blazing_Wolf 21]

I chuck the stick as far away as possible.

 

I fire an Orbital Strike at you.

[Shedinja 1,488]

Good thing you threw that stick really far. I went to go chase it for some reason, but it had-a already esh-ploded. :3

 

You destroyed my entire city, so I sic half the population of Kashyyyk on you. (I have powerful persuasion there, bud... ;))

[PenguinNEWexp 11]

I don't know where you live, so I never attacked you in the first place.

 

I kidnap PUM and ShedInja.

[thebettamaster 1]

A unicorn saves me from you.

A pack of rabid dogs chase you to a cave filled with hungry lions where you are devoured on the spot.

[PenguinNEWexp 11]

I pet the lions and they scare the dogs away.

 

I bomb PUM.

[delnina2 1,570]

I go to the bombshelter. 

 

I drop 100000000  Water Bloons :D   . 

 

( Let's take over on Pizza vs Icecream topic xD ) 

Edited July 6, 2015 by delnina2

[PenguinNEWexp 11]

I have a nice bath. And I survive. I didn't even have to do anything!

 

I ambush PUM's house with the reporters and kill him.

[Shedinja 1,488]

I'm still trapped in PenguinNEWexp's basement. Fortunately, you didn't do a well enough sweep down there; I found a small coin, filed it down to a point on the concrete, and cut through the bonds imprisoning me. Surprise splashes over your face as the small trapdoor suddenly splinters into thousands of pieces in front of you and I burst into the room. You're stunned for long enough for me to grab the knife you were coming to murder me with and chuck it at your foot. With you stuck firmly in place, I then proceed to flee and call the authorities.

 

I summon exactly sixty-four blue whales to embargo you within the insurance checkpoint building you went to see this afternoon.

[Penguin40 1,714]

I never went to the insurance checkpoint building! So nothing happened to me.

 

I corner you with African lions, Siberian tigers and elephants. A total of ten of each. They charge at you and leave no escape possible. 

[Shedinja 1,488]

They can't fit through the conveniently-opened emergency drain gate I was standing on. The thing's about 20 inches across.

 

In retaliation, I call my friend Jarid and have him drive a very large truck into the side of your residence. The damage is considerable. Casualties may or may not have been avoided. He's Jarid. Who knows.

[Penguin40 1,714]

How do you know where I live, Mr. Shedinja? If you don't know where I live, how can you attack me? Anyways, I get out and order your friend to go away and he does so.

 

I kidnap PUM by hiring four reporters to do so.

[St.Guardian 514]

@GoldRock , @hogree , @Fen-Harel , @Thekillerpenguin kidnap me and start questioning me about how I am so good at Tanki Online. They say I am worth 10,000,000,000,000,000 crystals in Tanki and they will hold me until they get the crystals.

However...I bribe them with 10 pounds of gold, fried chicken, Dictator m3 and fish. They set me free yaay!

 

The user below me is forced into a nuclear test site. There, a neutron is absorbed by a uranium-235 nucleus, turning it briefly into an excited uranium-236 nucleus, with the excitation energy provided by the kinetic energy of the neutron and the forces that bind the neutron. then boom boom

Edited July 7, 2015 by St.Guardian

[bugspray 6]

I quickly get in my space ship and leave the milky way and see the explosion as i flee.

The  person below me,

I lock you in a 4 foot thick steel cage and throw you in the ocean, you have  oxygen left for only about 20 minutes or so...

Edited July 7, 2015 by bugspray

[Ambitious 2,084]

Eat the cage, yum.

 

I locked you in a Bieber fan room.

[St.Guardian 514]

im not beiber...so girls had no interest in me (as usual) ;)

 

 

User below me is sent to the darkest, deepest edge of the universe where there is no light, no oxygen, no food, no water, no life, no superheroes, NO escape

Edited July 7, 2015 by St.Guardian

[Penguin40 1,714]

That's something illogical. So that never happened in the first place. 

 

I force PUM to play WoT forever and ban his Tanki account. So he has to play WoT.

[bugspray 6]

I email tanki they give my account back

The person below me,

They get a recruit account and cant email tanki because tanki's email's password has been changed and the staff does'nt know the new one...you cannot rank up anyway or make a new account or take someone's account.

[Penguin40 1,714]

I hack my own account and retrive it.

 

I shoot PUM. 

[UNBEATABLE_JESTER 380]

Your water gun doesn't do much, in fact... I kind of like it ;)

 

The PUM has been lured into a pitfall trap with spikes on the bottom and razor-sharp spear tips. PUM falls into it. You are not Jesus and do not just walk over it -_-

[thebettamaster 1]

 They were made of soft rubber. :D :D :D

I put a bunch of very, very poisonous snakes in your house and you get bit lots of times and I stole your phones so you cannot call for help.

Edited July 8, 2015 by thebettamaster

[Shedinja 1,488]

Good thing I have these awesome things called neighbors and Pest Control. Someone else likely has a phone to call them. Meanwhile, one of the neighbors hurries me over to the hospital.

 

You accidentally glue the Ring to your finger while putting it on. See, this is why Krazy-Glue has a warning telling people to keep it away from children.

[TriNitroToIuene 4,765]

"AAAAAAAAAGH! Get it off me!" *shakes fingers vigourously and would have sent the ring flying had it not been stuck tight with Krazy-Glue*

I take a Hammer and smash the ring off and I peel of the Krazy-Glue labourously and give its lid to Mike Brickowski. My hands may be crushed and blistered, but atleast they're Kragle and Ring-free.

 

I nod off while driving a truck along a one-laner and you happen to be directly in its path with nowhere to go.

[vanshajwore 324]

i lay down and let your truck gently pass above me..

i keep you in a prison with justing bieber sitting in front of you and singing while you are handcuffed

Edited July 12, 2015 by vanshajwore

[TriNitroToIuene 4,765]

I'm born deaf so all I see is a hideous looking boy making weird movements with his lips.

I trap you in Narnia and make the Queen sentence you to death.

[Blazing_Wolf 21]

I distract her with an exact copy of myself, then create a reversed portal to get out.

 

I put you on a piece of Quebracho wood and send you to a sawmill, bound and gagged. (That wood is the hardest in the world, so good luck trying to break it.)