[Forum Game] Survive the Above User's Attack

[canadian_tank 226]

I m the owner of the ak gun company and also called the Canadian Air Force to use 5 f-18 Hornets

 

 

The person below is about to burn up in 3,2,1 while re-entering the atmosphere at 50,000 miles per hour

Edited August 18, 2015 by canadian_tank

[projectkronos 24]

I'm inside a shark so I'm fine.

 

TPBM gets eaten by a shark in a sharknado.

[LeGrimReaper 18]

Im Chuck Norris so bring it on

 

You get shot by my m3 thunder with damage drug

[Shedinja 1,488]

M3 Hunter + Rustle + Double Armor = "Stop it, that tickles."

 

I shove you into my outstretched foot while you're caught off guard, causing you to careen forward into a deep vat filled with quick drying cement. I then pull the plug on the rotary, beginning the solidification process.

[Gunslinger300 45]

i have a bottle of water and make the cement wet again *im batman*

I throw a barrel of TNT in your window and a tear gas grenade

[Shedinja 1,488]

Miraculously, you tried throwing them both at the same time. The barrel of TNT dispensed its materials on top of the grenade, stifling any gasses it could have ejected. I still have a huge mess in my living room, though. I guess that's still kinda inconvenient.

 

So, I hire the person below me to do it. That mix might be a bit unstable, though... don't want to disturb it too much.

[projectkronos 24]

I just light it on fire and run. I removed it, that's what you wanted right?

 

The person below me gets caught in the blast.

[Gunslinger300 45]

i have Godmode_Ons paint  so im immune to fire 

i send a drone with a missile at your house

[projectkronos 24]

I shoot the drone down with a shotgun and then sell t-shirts.

 

I convert all the money I make into pennies, and then drop it all on TPBM.

[canadarules 1,938]

i avoid your attack and have a huge butterfly net in whic i caftch all the pennies make a profit

with the profit i buy the looney tunes crew to go hunt TPBM

[Guest]

I call cops and they get arrested

 

I blow up the unvierse on TPBM

[canadian_tank 226]

I m a alien from universe 007, not your's

 

 

 

You r in the most intense generalissimo battle and u have a only have wasp m0 with 0 crus and 0 double armour and have a rail m3 shooting at u wat do u do and u can't leave

Edited August 21, 2015 by canadian_tank

[projectkronos 24]

I take cover, and as soon as the rail shot goes off I pop back out and take a potshot at him.

 

The men in black appear at TPBM's house to disappear him.

[AK-Patriot 3]

Oooohhh.

 

I turn invisible. so they never find me.

 

then I decide to shoot TPBM at point blank with a shotgun.

[projectkronos 24]

I previously replaced all your shells with blanks, so there's nothing but a flash and a boom.

 

I show smile.jpg to TPBM.

[r_K0Z0 166]

I order a nuclear strike ..

Bye bye  -_-

[projectkronos 24]

The attack never happens because you didn't respond to me.

 

I show smile.jpg to TPBM.

[ofek_carmon 2]

I dont get what you just said, so I guess I take a shield and deflect whatever it was and continue to attack the person underneath me with a Magnum S&W 500cal.

Edited August 26, 2015 by ofek_carmon

[canadarules 1,938]

i steal the shield

shove it so far up your back end that ...something may happen ok

[projectkronos 24]

I have bulletproof underwear.

 

I show smile.jpg to TPBM. If TPBM doesn't know what it is, then Google it for crying out loud.

[r_K0Z0 166]

i spill coffee on your pc idk

[projectkronos 24]

I don't know if that was an attack, or defending yourself... but you clearly have no idea how to play this game.

 

My creative capacity utterly drained by dealing with such foolishness, I just throw a brick at TPBM.

[dilsharox 2,395]

i catch it & throw it away

 

i punch TPBM

[CoolSiddie 63]

I took a pillow to save myself...

 

 

I will shot AK47 at the person below me

[dilsharox 2,395]

im wearing a bullet proof jacket

 

i will drop a nuclear missile at TPBM