[Forum Game] Survive the Above User's Attack

[Erty1235_tanki 44]

Luckily I had a hard hat on and it just bounced right off. :)

 

I force the below person to eat cyanide I'm sorry!!!!!! :( :p

[Quarks 2,255]

I spit it out.

 

You fall down a seemingly bottomless pit, but it has spikes all throughout that are poisonous, so one scratch kills you. And you can't fall through them, they have no clear order or path.

 

And to shed

 

You are very welcome, I needed an outlet of momentary genius :P And thanks to google maps for distance and Wikipedia for iCBM info. :o

 

[Shedinja 1,488]

I use my riot shield to surf down said toxic channel, snapping the needles as my shield impacts them. I then slowly and painstakingly trawl my way back up, taking care not to wound myself on any of the severed stalagmites. After climbing out, I wash my hands. That poison stuff is kinda itchy on unbroken skin.

 

Too tired to attempt murder creatively, I hire a fat dude to jump off a one-story roof when you're walking by.

[Alfimador 1,403]

when I saw a fat guy over me I used anti fat guy tactic, used a long needle on my hat

 

I shot sniper on the user below me

[classyplebs 1,786]

I dodge the bullet 

 

I drop a nuke on the person below me

[Quarks 2,255]

I install anti missile defense systems.

 

I obliterate your entire body, and cloning has not been invented yet.

[rippr 21]

It was a dream....

I steal TPBM's complete stock of chicken and manage to consume all of it...

[drazeruzumaki 5,021]

i dont eat chicken

i cook all the coke in the world and then drink it...

[Quarks 2,255]

well, since I was not attacked, nothing happened.

 

I destroy the time-space continium. WIth you in it.

[drazeruzumaki 5,021]

i DOGE, DOGE DONT DIE

i destroy the toilets in the world

[Pro_Banger 6]

I just piss in a lake instead so I don't die

I am Godzilla 2.0

[drazeruzumaki 5,021]

i call the ghostbusters (godzilla edition)

i make my monkey poop in ur house

[Quarks 2,255]

I cleaned it up from the tile.

Black hole. Everywhere. If you answer this incorrectly, you will be subjected to an explanation of why you are dead. Think carefully here...

[drazeruzumaki 5,021]

i poop in my toilet

i drop a thug monkey bomb B)

[Pro_Banger 6]

it is a dud.

I make everyone homeless

[alexPKC 0]

i found a job, saved money, and became an internationally known billionaire.

i stab tpbm in the throat several times with my karambit knife. (and no i didn't miss. i hate people who do that. i mean the rules say not to say that...)

Edited October 3, 2015 by alexPKC

[alexPKC 0]

a lot of these are lame. for the most part this game has been ruined

[BlueNinja1027 46]

i found a job, saved money, and became an internationally known billionaire.

i stab tpbm in the throat several times with my karambit knife. (and no i didn't miss. i hate people who do that. i mean the rules say not to say that...)

Scientists create technology so they can transfer brains to different bodies. My brain is transfered to a donated body.

 

Tpbm is tied up in a car that will explode in 5 minutes. All the doors are locked, the windows are unbreakable, the car will explode no matter what, and the car body can not be broken. What do you do?

Edited October 4, 2015 by BlueNinja1027

[Quarks 2,255]

Use my pocket knife to cut the rope, and since I am in the car, I unlock the door, stroll out, and then run away with minutes to spare.

 

TPBM will die. Reincarnation does not exist.

[Cor7y 13,862]

I will wake up from my dream.

 

TBPM has Ebola and he is alone in the world

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

I'm Christian God gives me a mirical .. then i find out there was one more girl on earth so we repopulate the world (and enjoy doing it lol) ;)

 

tpum is strapped in a chair Justin biber (idk how to spell it ) music blasting .the chair is unbrakeable. ur tied with titanium. u can not kill ur self. no friends can get to u to help. u can't go deaf and u will never die.

 

Escape THAT!

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

I'm Christian God heals me (takes away the Ebola) .. then i find out there was one more girl on earth so we repopulate the world (and enjoy doing it lol) ;)

 

tpum is strapped in a chair Justin biber (idk how to spell it ) music blasting .the chair is unbrakeable. ur tied with titanium. u can not kill ur self. no friends can get to u to help. u can't go deaf and u will never die.

 

Escape THAT!

 

 

 

(Mods plz don't ban me)

[Zene-Nightblade 4]

a mod comes and bans ya, so u never say/do this.....

I remove a gun from my pocket and shoot the heart<3 of the below dude

[rippr 21]

Well since the objective is to *survive* your situation, (which includes the clause "u will never die") I'm not really in any danger but since your question also mentions bieber, I roll (tied to and with the chair) towards him, kill him and get rescued by every person, animal, plant and machine(don't tell me I'm nuts, I already know that and by machines I mean mikes, voice recog. systems etc.)  that can hear for the great service I issued.

 

After my great escape, bieber's voice box is transplanted onto a plant and is stuck in TPBM's auditory nerve and provided  with metric tonnes of fructose, sucrose, glucose and O₂

[Zene-Nightblade 4]

u have to survive mine.......

-.-