[Forum Game] Survive the Above User's Attack

[Peyton2956 6]

no he's not i hate justin bieber

 

TPBM has to listen to justin bieber for 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 years

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

I'm go deaf first

 

Tpbm is bad luck Brian

Edited January 19, 2016 by fordmustang12345

[ManoWar_awesome 26]

My name is not Brian.

 

Tpbm gets trampled by Man o' War

[bonecrusher2222 2]

But my friend shaft sniper him out

Tpbm fell into the pit of tatarus ( comes in Percy Jackson and lightning thief book.

[bonecrusher2222 2]

Cannot escape evil there

[TheFireBullet3000 2]

But my friend shaft sniper him out

Tpbm fell into the pit of tatarus ( comes in Percy Jackson and lightning thief book.

I wouldv'e died of blueness looking at it. Oh wait YOLO, so....

 

TPBM Dies

[projectkronos 24]

I become a lich.

 

I use my magic to obliterate TPBM.

[Peyton2956 6]

My friend Timmy counters ur magic with his magic

 

TPBM has to fight EVERY OTHER TANKER IN THE GAME with no allies and can't escape and TPBM never respawns but the others do and the battle doesn't end until TPBM dies 

 

BTW TPBM cant leave the battle, cant refuse to join the battle, the battle is mandatory, and there is NOWHERE TO HIDE

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

1) that is impossible no map would ever fit that many players

2) I am @Godmode_ON with M4 mammoth+thunder + fully drugs

 

Tpbm Has to fight chuck Norris and is about to get roundhouse kicked in the face

[projectkronos 24]

I'm Bruce Lee.

I summon Cthulhu to eat TPBM.

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

I'm Bruce Lee.

I summon Cthulhu to eat TPBM.

https://imgflip.com/i/xxeb3.

 

via Imgflip Meme Maker

Edited January 24, 2016 by fordmustang12345

[deadmanrising 715]

I'm Bruce Lee.

I summon Cthulhu to eat TPBM.

And i summon batman, batman always wins, need i say more?

 

Tpbm gets thrown into a cage of lions

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

There is only one lion in there and he is Aslan (from the chronicles of Narnia)

 

Tpbm gets dropped into a volcano and is also tied with steel chains gagged and has their feet dipped in cement and are left until the cement dries and then dropped into the volcano

 

Also they have no super powers (super strength. Laser eyes. Or being mutant like mika from the books The Roar and The Whisper)

Edited January 25, 2016 by fordmustang12345

[Penguin40 1,714]

Hmm, I simply take out my mother's phone (which I luckily had at the time) and call a friend who rescues me *_* And that is before I get kidnapped hehe

 

I force the player below to play a video game they despise *_* no way available to shut the computer down

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

I have an Xbox not a computer so ur attack does nothing

 

"Drops nuke on tpbm"

[Penguin40 1,714]

1- Whatever

 

2 (your attack)- Hmm, again, lack of creativity. What I do is - I remove your order to drop a nuke, so your attack fails because the order has been canceled.

 

3-(my attack) I visit you and meet you, but suddenly, I take your computer (no need to say you have something else, cause I'll take anything) and play. You want to play with me, and quite suddenly, a man comes in and shoots you down, and I run off, alive.  

[marc.jp_44 20,837]

I rise from the dead.

 

I expose you to 18 hours of Justin Bieber's 'Baby' without headphones and full blast in your ears. You are handcuffed and can't make it any softer.

[Dutch_thesoccerlover 18]

Yea okay im  defintely dead  -_- But next time make sure those headphones are charged :D

 

I make the person bellow me to go shopping with MY MUM  :P

[squirlltalkrocks 1,663]

hmmmm I place a dummy of me in the wayyyyy back seat with yes or no voice installed

 

 

person below me has to do my school in 1 hour

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

I am ur teacher

 

 

I kidnap tpbm tie them up with titanium chains gag them and throw them into a giant vat of quick dry cement just before it dries (again no super powers)

[Gigalink 116]

I live in texas where basically everyone has a gun and you would have been shot by me, my family members, or my neighbors, or the cops if you get lucky!

 

tpbm is super glued to the toilet seat in their bathroom.

[Penguin40 1,714]

I luckily have a sword at the time which I use to remove the glue *_*

 

I tell you to play a game you love and have made a lot of progress in, then I give you my account in it. Then, I report you that you stole my account *_*

[projectkronos 24]

I hack the NSA and retrieve proof that you gave your account away. Then you get banned for sharing your account.

 

I challenge TPBM to a game of Hearthstone, but he has to play Shaman and can only use the basic cards.

[Jurisnik_PZN 5]

pff no problem i played 1000 h of hearthstone so survived

 

i sent my 2 guenea pigs on the guy below after not feeding them for 2 days (yo dead now buddy)

[Penguin40 1,714]

Meh. You forgot my secret weapon - cancelling order. I use it and revert everything back to normal. 

 

I ask you to visit me, and you do. However, I shoot your car tyres and then blow your car up with a bomb my henchmen plant on your carbefore you reach me. You manage to escape, but I manage to mask you and mindjack you so you act like you blew the car. Police therefore arrests you. And I clean all evidence and stop doing anything else.