[Forum Game] Survive the Above User's Attack

[MrCheezyPotato 850]

I call in my fleet of hawks and and battalion of snakes and they devour all the hamsters

 

 

 

TPBM is standing in a huge pit of Cesium, then the volcano beside it erupts and it starts to rain at the same time

[TheMask321 159]

i trapped the shot from the railgun into my pipe of railgun.

 

below person will become deep fried bar with my hot anger

[MrCheezyPotato 850]

i trapped the shot from the railgun into my pipe of railgun.

 

below person will become deep fried bar with my hot anger

what? I nevr said anything about railguns

[tony990_Superstar 68]

I shove you and you fall down a bunch of steps and break your neck, instantly killing you, and I skip all the way home.

 

Person below me is allergic to peanuts and I just made him eat one and swallow it :)

Edited March 3, 2016 by tony990_Superstar

[MrCheezyPotato 850]

My doctor is a liar. I am literally half man, half peanutbutter. I bet iv eaten more peanutbutter than youv ever imagined. Think of a city.....then it starts to rain and hail everywhere...hails the size of your face....but the hail is peanuts...and the rain is peanutbutter.....iv probebly eaten more than you can see in your head at one time. I once made a pyramid with empty peanutbutter and peanut jars(it was AWESOME looking :D)

 

 

I shove TPBM into a peanutbutter jar then threw it into an ocean of raw onions, beef jerky, and bacon then i used my anger to fry it all as if it was a pan. Then i compact it all into delicious sandwich and i never need to eat for the rest of my life :D

I did this because TPBM tried to mug me.

 

Warning: DO NOT try to do what TPBM tried doing. You will regret it. I always carry a sharpend pen in my sleeve and a homemade mace in my pant-leg

[omrot 2,327]

I robbed you because I'm poor and hungry so we shared the sandwich, I ate the inside, you ate the outside

 

TPBM uses his computer too much and gets cancer from the radiation

[tony990_Superstar 68]

Computers don't have that much radiation and it isn't a think to joke about anyway...

 

TPBM is falling from a skyscraper

[MrCheezyPotato 850]

I have a wing-suit so i fly over to a bunch of people who are beating someone else up and i scare out of them right before i kick them all in the groin. The guy i save gives me 2 grand as a thank you and i use it all to bribe the devs to let me have the Red Suit paint :D

 

 

 

TPBM randomly warps onto the Titanic several min after the last lifeboat launches

[omrot 2,327]

I randomly warp back lol

 

I tie TPBM to railway tracks

[tony990_Superstar 68]

The knots are loose so I easily escape.

 

TPBM is on a train and it is heading straight for a wall. You're at the front of the train and can't move back. All of the walls on the train are made of steel so you can't break through them and jump out, and even if you could you would be electrocuted by the railroad tracks. The windshield is made out of Maxi Glass and you can't break through it. There are no doors. You can't time travel and you can't magically fly out of the train.

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

*teleports* (teleporting isn't magically flying out of the train and if it is *wakes up*)

 

I cement tpbms feet and drop them in the dead sea

[MrCheezyPotato 850]

I happen to be extremly bouyant and a great swimmer, and the saltiness really helps even more to keep me afloat

 

TPBM's Wi-Fi breaks

Edited March 5, 2016 by MrCheezyPotato

[MOO_I_AM_A_COW 110]

*static*

 

TPBM is tied by his hands and feet to a rope carried by a helicopter over a pool of starved sharks. You are covered in bleeding cuts, dripping into the water :).

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

That is just a very very realistic dummy that includes realistic looking blood and stuff .I then shoot down the heli down with a missile

 

 

I bury tpbm alive in a small titanium box and then stick the box in a vat of quick dry cement (it is also wheiled shut)

[MOO_I_AM_A_COW 110]

I brought plenty of food water and Brought a phone and call for help. They find me and dig !e out.

 

Tpbm has been impaled by quick acting poison darts in the eye.

[x_SV1K_x 0]

I am a butterfly and the 'eye' was merely a painting on my wing, also I have spend many years building up an immunity to all poisons.

 

Tpbm was squashed by a Moon sized bolder.

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

That was a life sized holograph of me

 

 

I'm a cannibal and I sneak into tpbm's house in the middle of the night . Shoot them 10000 times in the head then behead them. Then gut them . Butcher them . Then cook them and enjoy my meal

[MrCheezyPotato 850]

You die of lead poisoning, so then i constantly harrass you in the afterlife and i get even.*

Im also an interdimesional being who cannt die from anything, and i can re-form with my body parts if they are chopped off

 

 

*Why bother haunting someone if you can eternally annoy them and they cant do anything about it? :P, and because of being interdimensional, i can haunt ghosts

 

 

I use my super cool ninja skill to cook TPBM into a philly steak and share it with my dog

Edited March 12, 2016 by MrCheezyPotato

[amasamas31 0]

The person you ate was my twin brother

 

TPBM I went back in time killed his grand grand grand father

[teejay_tanker 95]

-hey that's unfair-

 

TPBM said he liked justin beiber in front of non-gay crowd

[TheMask321 159]

what? I nevr said anything about railguns

actually i was thinking and typing and till then many users had posted so :D

[omrot 2,327]

-hey that's unfair-

 

TPBM said he liked justin beiber in front of non-gay crowd

The "non-gay" crowd consists of my two goldfish

 

TPBM gets in a fight with a sumo

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

I'm Chuck Norris and The Hulk in one . That sumo has no chance

 

 

Tpbm is the only one left on earth after a violent Nuclear holocaust after World War 3 and is slowly dying a horrible painful death

[MrCheezyPotato 850]

I slowly manage to get my hand to mu pocket, where i take out a ring. Then i stick my thumb uo to the sky and a minute or so later a spaceship comes and rescues me, and because they are a higher intellegence they are able to save me from the radiation poisoning

 

TPBM is locked in an airlock then ejected into the vacume of space

Edited March 12, 2016 by MrCheezyPotato

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

I'm a alien and I have a jetpack . #rekt

 

 

Tpbm has to live in america while hilary clinton in president (idk if she isn't yet)and is her personal assistant