[Forum Game] Survive the Above User's Attack

[drazeruzumaki 5,021]

I clearly survive it since i had the energy to dive into a pool even after ripping out my intestines

 

TPBM geta his head chopped off

Edited March 20, 2016 by drazeruzumaki

[omrot 2,327]

As said before i turned into a zombie therefore i still live without my head

 

Headless me chases TPBM

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Which question did I not answer?

Edited March 20, 2016 by omrot

[Kroboski88 94]

if you have no head you cannot see me and where I go so I run to safety

 

I bury TPBM 10 metres under the ground with no air for them

[omrot 2,327]

I'm supposed to be buried with no air. You see, I'm a zombie

 

TPBM is a mine and an M3 mammoth is about to step on him

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

I quickly transform myself into a mammoth+vulcan XT+Zeus and say “what are you looking at fool" and the other mammoth runs away cause of my pure awesomeness .

 

 

Tpbm is surrounded my thousands of Zombies .naked .and without any weapons at all (no you cannot be a zombie)

Edited March 20, 2016 by fordmustang12345

[omrot 2,327]

Being a zombie really pays off sometimes  ;)

 

TPBM runs into a heavy drugger while having 0 drugs

[MrCheezyPotato 850]

I piss him off by useing my real SKILLS to kill him instead of cheating and makeing myself overpowered, then i say that in the chatbar

 

I use skillz

 

 

Btw, TP2UP said you cant be a zombie

Edited March 21, 2016 by MrCheezyPotato

[DragonOfStorms 2,706]

I haven't posted here for a while, I'm gonna - hold on, no attack for me to dodge? :(

 

TPBM is tricked into eating pickled... stuff. Like really gross, random stuff.

[MrCheezyPotato 850]

Like twinkies? God those things are weird....just like poptarts, oreos, watermelons....ect...

 

Plus, those things are deep-fryable :D

 

Well, i just eat them anyways...

 

 

TPBM tries my amazing smoked, then roasted over a bonfire, steak tips. Thats how good they are ;)

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

I eat you delicious steak after I carefully make sure they are not poisoned (e.g I make you eat one first )

 

 

Tpbm gets thrown into a 50 foot deep hole (you are alive) and then gets quick drying cement poured into the hole with them (no you cannot dig a tunnel out)

[omrot 2,327]

I become one with the cement and it lets me just fly through it

 

 

TPBM walks over a thin bridge in the forest and breaks both of his legs when he reaches the middle 

[AllOne 156]

I learn how to survive life in a perpetual handstand.TPBM eats a poisoned salad.

[Ultromod 8]

Im immune to poison

 

TPBM is being grilled

[MrCheezyPotato 850]

I make sure to grab some BBQ sauce :D

 

Then i use it to put out all the flames

 

 

 

TPBM is sent back in time to WW2 and is strapped to Fat Man and Little Boy

[drazeruzumaki 5,021]

But but... Time travel is a paradox thus i dont die.

 

TPBM is caught in a nuclear explosion

[teejay_tanker 95]

well i my body absorbs the radiation and i become a mutant

TPBM has sex with someone and realizes that the other person had aids

[drazeruzumaki 5,021]

I always use a C Thing.

 

TPBM gets eaten by a tiger.

[AllOne 156]

I shrink like ant man and come out through the anus.TPBM got his skull crushed by a gorilla.

[drazeruzumaki 5,021]

gorilla crushed a melon by mistake ,thus I don't die

 

TPBM gets his blown off

[omrot 2,327]

Since nothing gets blown off its not really an attack

 

Honey-Boo-Boo's mom catches TPBM

[drazeruzumaki 5,021]

Nah she caught the wrong one.

 

TPBM becomes the leader of moon and is not allowed on earth anymore (basically they throw you in space and you die)

[thunderousrailgunner 1,934]

I get my little moonians to rocket me back to earth .. so i stay on earth ......

TPBM is digged into the earth's core ..

[teejay_tanker 95]

i escape from the other side with the help of my drillinator which i bought from duffinsmurtz(idk how to speel his name)

TPBM is farted upon by the hulk

[MrCheezyPotato 850]

His shorst are like a plasticy-rubber stuff so no smell(or anything else) gets through :D

 

 

TPBM is actually the Titanic, as they were sent back in time and morphed into it(by mee!!!) at the docks

[master_crafter 420]

I went back in the time machine (its was hard but i did) and went to present time.

 

TPBM got tried to get deadpool's powers but it didn't work so he got tortured even more.:P