[Forum Game] Survive the Above User's Attack

[tombstone_2014 27]

I die and reincarnate somewhere else and take my original form to come back and kill you

 

 

I tie someone against a pole in a cage of starving lions

[xxpvpxx_the_pvper 79]

Im Rambo, use my strength to break the rope and I kill every lion with my hands, then I run for the fence and take out the near by guard.

 

 

I tie someone to a table and torture them by playing Biggie Smalls (thomas tank engine) remix 10 hour version.

[GeeVuh 1,647]

i spit at the machine playing the music so much, it malfunctions and plays my favorite song

 

i dump u off the edge

[omrot 2,327]

You dump me off the edge of the last stair in my home's staircase 

 

I dump tpbm off the edge of a cliff

[r_AshTheGreat0 104]

I use the new 'Fly' supply thats supposedly gonna come in TO. Watch the last VLOG if u dont know.

I use the Ant supply and disturb you while u r trying to sleep

[MrCheezyPotato 850]

Because thats defiantly life threatening...XD(

no its not :P)

 

 

 

I give TPBM a wedgie and hang them off of a Boeing 747 while its in flight. I have a wing-suit and oxygen mask and magnet shoes so im actually able to do that too without falling off/suffocating/ dieing when i jump off

[The-Operator219 1,929]

I draw my mighty sword and proclaim "By the power of Greyskull!!!", deflecting the shot with my abdomen.

[teejay_tanker 95]

I draw my mighty sword and proclaim "By the power of Greyskull!!!", deflecting the shot with my abdomen.

you did not attack -_-

 

TPBM's house is attacked is attacked by terrorist who are not muslim 

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

Well I live at a Military base so....... bye bye terrorists

 

 

Tpbm is forced to eat human flesh

[The-Operator219 1,929]

I greedily devour it, thanking the person who gave it to me.

 

Tpbm is currently submerged in honey.

[TriNitroToIuene 4,765]

Yum, all the honey I want. My stomach's feeling full now.

 

I explode in TPBM's face.

[ethanisme 1,115]

I'm slenderman. I got no face

 

Tpbm looses %100 of the water inside them and turns into dust

[Quarks 2,255]

My name is Sandman, there is no water in my body.

 

You are removed from all planes of existence.

[r_AshTheGreat0 104]

It is scientifically, physically, chemically, biologically, geographically and anything-ically impossible to 'remove' a biological creature from all known planes which are of existence.

 

Sorry for being a nerd.

 

TPBM is locked in a room full of nerds for a month.

[r_MaquinaDeGuerra0 207]

I die...

 

Same attack

[The-Operator219 1,929]

I bore them with talks of football and sports.

PBM is suited up in armor made of raw beef and shoved towards rabid timber wolves.

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

I bore them with talks of football and sports.

PBM is suited up in armor made of raw beef and shoved towards rabid timber wolves.

I'm Chuck Norris they run away from me from fear

 

 

Tpbm gets stripped naked and shoved in front of everyone they have ever had a crush on

Edited April 8, 2016 by fordmustang12345

[ethanisme 1,115]

Im a mouse its no biggy

 

TPBM pees his pants in front of his crush

 

[edit] no fair u edited that once you saw it was me replying lol

Edited April 8, 2016 by ethanisme

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

My crush live 3 states away :) and its impossible for me to drive sense I'm nto 16/18 yet.(btw I didn't know that you where replying I just figured it was a much better attack :D )

 

 

I frame tpbm for the assassination of president Barack Obama

[Avizer 377]

Any proof? Clearly no -_-

 

I stab tpbm with a knife :P

[Quarks 2,255]

Um, armor, not very creative.

 

You are forced to watch Tommy Wiseau's the Room in a locked chamber with no windows, no doors, no nothing. You will slowly die of starvation while watching the worst movie of all time. There is also an old knife if you want to speed up the process. 

[The-Operator219 1,929]

I watch the Nostalgia Critic's review instead.

PBM has to dip his head in a deep fryer.

[teejay_tanker 95]

switched off and withoout oil?? i think is survived

TPBM is Justin beiber (all the people who read this message will attempt assassination anyways)

[jonas_fiz 6]

switched off and withoout oil?? i think is survived

TPBM is Justin beiber (all the people who read this message will attempt assassination anyways)

rallies the beib's army and squishies them like lil bugsses. ;)

 

PBM is dropped in a vat of cheesy potatoes ...

[DevereEdwards1 79]

I climb out of the vat.

PBM is attacked by 20 Godmode_ONs