[Forum Game] Survive the Above User's Attack

[omrot 2,327]

I bring the whole EN community to have a 100,000v20 battle

 

TPBM eats peanut butter although he is allergic (you see, TPBM isn't the smartest person out there)

[Rico_Viking_9000 942]

I have emergency surgery and have the PB taken out of me and barely survive. Probably not the cheapest idea, but not the smartest either.

 

TPBM's computer has a virus that makes the volume 200% and is stuck playing Adele-Hello for an infinite amount of time. 

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

THANK YOU I LOVE THAT SONG XD

(jk .) I destroy my computer then burn it until it melts just to make sure that crap song is gone from it . Then I go buy a better computer and make sure it has a good Anti Virus system on it

 

 

 

Tpbm gets trapped in a titanium box . Then the box gets put into a big thing of cement and the cement hardens/dries . Then the big thing of cement that has the Titanium box the tpbm is in gets thrown into the Pacific Ocean

[VVinning 25]

I had myself a light saber in by poket by chance... I then cut myself out.

The person below me gets teleported to the middle of the sun.

Edited April 11, 2016 by VVinning

[The-Operator219 1,929]

I strip and somehow survive at the cost of my fabulous eyebrows.

PBM is placed directly in front of the Wall of Flesh.

[teejay_tanker 95]

i attack at the eyes :P

TPBM is a good person but lives in taliban :P

[Gold_box_drop_never 7]

I used some lemon juice and gave him to drink  ;) 
For the user below:I threw my computer at you  :o

[The-Operator219 1,929]

It breaks against my thick head.

PBM has to drink a keg of Dr. Pepper laced with acid.

[Quarks 2,255]

Fake drink and pour it away.

 

TPBM approaches a black hole and is sucked into the event horizon. 

[MOO_I_AM_A_COW 110]

I pop out of the white hole on the otherside and land in a space shuttle

 

TPBM cannot read this reply and rages because he/she can't read it.

[omrot 2,327]

Guys, can anyone tell me what is written in the post above me?

 

TPBM is attacked by a lot of memes

[Quarks 2,255]

They are funny and well written.

 

TPBM has to listen to 1D.

[The-Operator219 1,929]

Okay then...?

TPBM has just kicked a rabid bear in the crotch.

[werty8763 1,483]

It was dead already.

TPBM stepped into a pitfall trap.

[DevereEdwards1 79]

It was dead already.

TPBM stepped into a pitfall trap.

I'm Dwight Howard. My hops are too high. I jump out of the trap.

TPBM  gets dunked on by Dwight Howard.

[The-Operator219 1,929]

I don't know who he is and simply ignore him.

TPBM is dropped from a high place, because I'm feeling lazy and gravity can do the job for me.

[noaches232 28]

lol I'm a mammoth nothing breaks a mammoth  :)

 

TPBM drowns in a bucket of blood 

[The-Operator219 1,929]

I just float on my back leisurely.

TPBM has to complete World 8-Airship without a P-wing.

Edited April 21, 2016 by The-Operator219

[werty8763 1,483]

I just ignore what you said.

TPBM trips and falls and breaks his leg, but by the worst luck, it was in the middle of the road, and a car is coming at you at 120p mph. :p

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

I'm dead pool and the road is 3000 miles long and the car is at the other end of it. So I heal before it reaches me and just walk away (:P)

 

I drop tpbm into a volcano and they have 3000 lbs of TNT strapped to them

[Heles 9,220]

hmmm

Put a huge lid on the volcano :) 
 

Professional Hundred Hired hunting Hit-man after u. (They don't sleep, eat or take a break. They don't listen to any order or rules.)

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

They don't listen to orders or rules" they all kill you and forget about me

 

 

Tpbm is dropped from an airplane without a parachute

[MOO_I_AM_A_COW 110]

Squirell suit ftw!

Player under me eats nothing. For 3 weeks.

[The-Operator219 1,929]

I manage.

TPBM is given a cookie. >:3

[Bugs.meeny 1,013]

Putin took my cookie to give to someone else

I stole TPBM's phone. sure death for kids these days . . .