[Forum Game] Survive the Above User's Attack

[marc.anthony 101]

I hack my own computer to get my password.

TPBM gets a comet the size of the moon on his head.

Edited June 8, 2013 by marc.anthony

[PownAndOwn 0]

But I got speed hacks and move quickly away.

 

The person under me got a gps device maunted by a wasp spy I rent, and it gives a sattelite the coordinates to fire a nuclear bom at.

Edited June 8, 2013 by PownAndOwn

[marc.anthony 101]

I'm not scared of a nuclear bom as that is a little ball.

 

TPBM gets turned tiny and eaten by a rat.

[r_Firingsniper0 1,215]

Before he eats me Mr.Cat saves me

TPBM is going to get scratched by mr.cat and mrs.cat

[marc.anthony 101]

I turn into a dog.

TPBM gets drowned in a pool of sewage.

[Ayesha_is_my_sister 13]

Luckily, the pool of sewage has a force field in which had save me from getting dirty...

TPBM is riding a subway from New York to Texas non-stop and he cant stand his feeling to pee.

[Joshua16 780]

I got a bottle, and you know what happenns next

TPBM had saturn fall on them

[raja612 2]

some guy with superstrength (hancock maybye) stopped saturn.

TPBM fell onto earth from high up in the atmosphere with no protection suits or parachute

Edited June 9, 2013 by raja612

[adil.pk 212]

i filliped over and over and safely landed....

TPBM found with a girl/boy. and his/her girlfriend/boyfriend has seen you. :P :P :P

[austinmyles 114]

I donz hve a gf TPBM gets attacked by 5000 wolves all hungrily unfed and can fly and shoot laser eheheheh no way to sruvivve

[monkeyburn 13,524]

Nice try, but If you have read this thread thoroughly; you will know that I am friends with beavers, who are friends with wolves for obvious reasons. They do not attack me. Instead, we build a giant beaver dam/wolf den in the middle of the woods. The user below me is so amazed at the structures perfection that he/she notices a small twig sticking out from the side. Exclaiming, "Here let me help" then reaching for the twig, pulls on it. "SWOOOOOSH-FFFFFFFF-CCCCACK-GURGLE-GURGLE-BLUB-BLUB-BLUB!" Too late.

[r_Slash1524_20 23]

The "SWOOOOOSH-FFFFFFFF-CCCCACK-GURGLE-GURGLE-BLUB-BLUB-BLUB!" was my mom screaming, not the structure falling down.

The user below me, gets an F, and fails 1st grade.

[spartan343 8]

nu cus i no how 2 pas the grad init.

User below is some sort of dolphin.

[tiger_of_malaysia 271]

yeah ima dolphin! *idk whats wrong with it, so i survived*

TPBM is forced to eat raw buffalo meat!

[FillTheWorldWithLove 345]

im from africa.... (true story) so i survive

TPBM had a heart failure

[r_Slash1524_20 23]

It was a bad dream

the next person just realized that he ate cheese that was made in 1983, expired 29 years ago.

[FillTheWorldWithLove 345]

turns out it was a french delicacy

TPBM is in a major car accident

[r_Slash1524_20 23]

I become a time traveler, go back, and fix the problem. Now that the problem has been fixed, i become Iron man in the present, and kill the person who made the car accident happen.

next noob thought he/she was a bear, and tried to steal honey from the bee hive. Turns out the bees attacked him/her.

Edited June 10, 2013 by r_Slash1524_20

[FillTheWorldWithLove 345]

turns out it doesnt apply to me cuz im not a noob, i survive

TPBM dies from going to a justin bieber concert

[r_Slash1524_20 23]

i came back to life, because my friend took me to the Pandora, the alien world, where they resurrected me.

the next person just entered his Older brother's room.

 

it's just very smelly

 

Edited June 10, 2013 by r_Slash1524_20

[marc.anthony 101]

Haha,I don't have an Older Brother.

TPBM gets teleported to Alpha Centurai

[tiger_of_malaysia 271]

good trick but actually idk what is alpha centurai...so idk its coordinate and i canceled the teleporter. the next person below me is forced to eat bloody zombie meat!

[marc.anthony 101]

I eat it then puke it up.

TPBM gets banned for life.

[MTAOTHE 19]

I create another acc.

tpbm is trapped bettwen 4 freezers and it is using islda

[tiger_of_malaysia 271]

luckily for me, they are idiots of freeze and wasp m0...im mammoth m10 and freeze m11. hahaha :lol:

TPBM stuck in a lift and he/she cant breathe properly and slowly dying! *the emergency button and voice call button wont work and theres no signal for ur phone*