[Issue 14] [Contest] Tanki Humour!

[GoldRock 6,165]

This contest has ended. No more entries can be submitted now.

Important: Whilst you are reading this, I, the author of this article, will be somewhere in the heart of North India, which is not known for providing access to reliable Internet connection. Therefore, as I won't be back 'til the 17th August, do not expect me to be able to read or reply to your responses and feedback until then. Thanks! ~ GoldRock.

Think you have a good sense of humour? Do you know how to tell a decent joke? Well, this contest is for you! All you have to do is create a Tanki-related bit o' humour!

The prizes will be:
1st place: 50,000 crystals
2nd place: 25,000 crystals
3rd place: 15,000 crystals

All winning entries will also be featured in the following issue of the newspaper!
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Rules:

- The entries can be anything humourous: extended jokes or simple one-liners, memes, gifs, photos of creations, and short videos are all permitted as long as they are related to Tanki, and are your own work. Obviously, some of these examples would take more effort to enter with than others; any exceptionally detailed or time-consuming entries will be appreciated, but they will ultimately be judged on how funny they are perceived to be. Use your imagination!

- All entries should be PMed to @Lhamster. The closing date for this competition is 25th August, and results will be announced at the start of September, when the next issue of the newspaper is released. Entries will be judged by myself, and possibly by others in the newspaper staff too.

- Any plagiarised entries will be disqualified.

- By 'related to Tanki', I do not mean you can post random tank-related jokes; the entries must be centred around specific aspects of the game, and so the relation to Tanki should be made obvious.

- Entries containing profanity, insults, racism, religious or sexual content etc. are not permitted.
- If you have any queries, PM me. However, I am likely not to respond until the 17th August, so if the query absolutely can't wait, feel free to PM another reporter, and I'm sure he or she will try to help solve any problems.


Good luck, and see you in the battle!

Edited August 25, 2013 by GoldRock

[MeCTb_3a_armenia1313 271]

:o

[I3loodShot 3,119]

:o

[I.Devastation 2,053]

:o

[Andrewhero100 65]

ok

 

 

 

All of this could be considered as spam. Be careful.

Edited August 25, 2013 by Andrewhero100

[Andrewhero100 65]

seems hard.. i might enter

[Gio_Control 581]

Oh no!!!  i didn't take a very great screen of misssed gold... with that i would win 1st place

Edited August 2, 2013 by Gio_Control

[MeCTb_3a_armenia1313 271]

^ Do you really think you have chances to win? I'm gonna B)

Edited August 2, 2013 by MeCTb_3a_armenia1313

[Remaine 4,687]

^ Do you really think you have chances to win? I'm gonna B)

You can barely speak English; Wolf would have more of a chance, tbh.

[MeCTb_3a_armenia1313 271]

You can barely speak English; Wolf would have more of a chance, tbh.

I speak English better than you speak Armenian.

[Andrewhero100 65]

50k crystals for 1st place  :o  :o  

Edited August 2, 2013 by Andrewhero100

[Remaine 4,687]

I speak English better than you speak Armenian.

I don't know a word of Armenian and it took me while to agree with that.

And that's a real bad comeback too.

[buster321 17]

:o

[MeCTb_3a_armenia1313 271]

Guys, you better fight for the 2nd and 3rd places, the 1st place is reserved by me :lol:!

[Remaine 4,687]

Guys, you better fight for the 2nd and 3rd places, the 1st place is reserved by me :lol:!

facedesk

[mchen 162]

im not very funny but ill give this a try :)

[Meliora 1,652]

Good luck guys.

[I.Devastation 2,053]

I would enter.. But i've got no chance. Hasta La Vista 50k crystals, I will miss thee

[MeCTb_3a_armenia1313 271]

I've some perfect ideas :wub:

[Lhamster 4,081]

Please note that I will be deleting PMs with entries so my inbox doesn't get full once I have put them our secret judging topic.  :ph34r: 

[RicoPalm 6]

Err..can we do two entries?

[MeCTb_3a_armenia1313 271]

No, but you can post the second one with our alternative account.

[Remaine 4,687]

No, but you can post the second one with our alternative account.

Nice.

[unholycloak5 1,814]

Good luck guys. Pretty hard, I should try it.

[TheLonelyEpic 212]

This one seems tough. It's worth a shot though.