Funniest Joke..!

[grakoff 7]

Everyone post your funniest jokes..!
whoever has the funniest joke is the joker..!

lol...

im bored...

just post ur jokes..

 

Some jokes made..

 

VectorSierra 

Q:How can you tell that a blonde's been baking chocolate chip cookies?

A:There's M&M shells all over the floor. 

 

shadewarttt

Husband: Quick, my friends r cummin! Hide everything!

Wife: Y? R they gonna steal anything??

Husband: No. They might recognize their own stuff!!

 

WarTank00 

This is a good one  :D must read!!

Son: Dad, how much do you love me?

Dad: Count the amount of stars in the sky, thats how much I love you  :)

Son: But its day! There are no stars in daylight.

Dad: Thats right!

 

rylegwapo  Conversation in an immigration center.

Staff - your name, sir?

Immigrant - Ryle Gwapo

Staff - Sex?

Immigrant - Three times a day.

Staff - I mean male or female, sir.

Immigrant - It doesnt matter.

 

1 more

 

Girls are like biscuits...

they are tough until they get wet..

xD 

 

GeneralPie            Knock Knock

Who's there?

Ya

Ya who?

Yahoo.com

 

flae99

#1 Knock Knock Whos there? I love doctor. I love doctor who? *Walks away feeling lika boss*

 

#2 A teacher asks the new student her name. The girl replies, "Happy Butt."
The teacher says, "I don't think that's your name. You need to go to the principal's office and get this straightened out."
The girl goes to the principal's office and he asks, "What's your name?" The little girl says, "Happy Butt."
The principal calls the girl's mother to get the truth. After getting off the phone, he says, "Honey, your name is Gladys, not Happy Butt."
The girl exclaims, "Glad Ass -- Happy Butt -- what's the difference?"

 

#3Q: What do you call a blonde in an institute of higher learning?

A: A visitor.

 

 

Firingsniper A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?" The husband says, "What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?" A few days go by, and he comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, the car won't start. I think it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?" He says: "What do I look like, Mr. Goodwrench?" Another few days go by, and it's raining pretty hard. The wife finds a leak in the roof. She says, "Honey, there's a leak on the roof! Can you please fix it?" He says, "What do I look like, Bob Vila?" The next day the husband comes home, and the roof is fixed. So is the plumbing. So is the car. He asks his wife what happened. "Oh, I had a handyman come in and fix them," she says. "Great! How much is that going to cost me?" he snarls. Wife says: "Nothing. He said he'd do it for free if I either baked him a cake or slept with him." "Uh, well, what kind of cake did you make?" asks the husband. "What do I look like," she says, "Betty Crocker?

 

Two campers are walking through the woods when a huge brown bear suddenly appears in the clearing about 50 feet in front of them. The bear sees the campers and begins to head toward them. The first guys drops his backpack, digs out a pair of sneakers, and frantically begins to put them on. The second guys says, "What are you doing? Sneakers won’t help you outrun that bear." "I don't need to outrun the bear," the first guy says. "I just need to outrun you."

 

 

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

 

My sister was with two men in one night. She could hardly walk after that. Can you imagine? Two dinners!

 

I have a large seashell collection, which I keep scattered on beaches all over the world.

 

A man is driving his five year old to a friend’s house when another car races in front and cuts them off, nearly causing an accident. "Douchebag!" the father yells. A moment later he realizes the indiscretion, pulls over, and turns to face his son. "Your father just said a bad word," he says. "I was angry at that driver, but that was no excuse for what I said. It was wrong. But just because I said it, it doesn’t make it right, and I don’t ever want to hear you saying it. Is that clear?" His son looks at him and says: "Too late, douchebag."

 

scorch-RC-1162  

officer:hurry shoot the men coming up the hill

soldier:sir those are our reinforcements!

officer:oh on second thought dont do that

 

 

 

 

DirtFighter 

2 tankmen walk into a bar, 1 Isida to the other, "slide me those twin freezers down the rail. Im as thirsty as a firebird" he then lit up a smokey and and said I'd like to give those thunder lips the shaft

 

VectorSierra

Walks into a bar....Dog day afternoon

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A guy walks into a bar and orders six shooters. The bartender says, "Looks like you are having a bad day."

 

The guy says, "Am I ever! I woke up late for work. On my way to work, I got in an accident. When I got to work, I was four hours late, so the boss fired me. To top it off, I came home to my wife screwing my best friend."

 

The bartender says, "What did you say to your wife?"

 

The guy says, "I told her to get out, and I never want to see her again."

 

The bartender says, "What did you say to your best friend?"

 

The guy says, "BAD DOG!"

Edited August 25, 2013 by grakoff

[VectorSierra 199]

Q:How can you tell that a blonde's been baking chocolate chip cookies?

 

A:There's M&M shells all over the floor. 

[shadewarttt 3,350]

Husband: Quick, my friends r cummin! Hide everything!

Wife: Y? R they gonna steal anything??

Husband: No. They might recognize their own stuff!!

[shadewarttt 3,350]

Q:How can you tell that a blonde's been baking chocolate chip cookies?

 

A:There's M&M shells all over the floor. 

Uhhh...What?? :huh:

[rylegwapo 3]

Uhhh...What?? :huh:

its a nub joke.

[VectorSierra 199]

Uhhh...What?? :huh:

It's a low level joke.Don't even make fun of me.

[VectorSierra 199]

its a nub joke.

Your a noob  -_-

[rylegwapo 3]

Your a noob  -_-

this is a alt acc..

[r_WarTank0070 47]

This is a good one :D must read!!

 

Son: Dad, how much do you love me?

 

Dad: Count the amount of stars in the sky, thats how much I love you :)

 

Son: But its day! There are no stars in daylight.

 

Dad: Thats right!

[r_gheorgh0 36]

Bloop

Edited August 26, 2013 by r_gheorgh0

[LETCHIK_WOLK 370]

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Edited August 24, 2013 by LETCHIK_WOLK

[rylegwapo 3]

Conversation in an immigration center.

Staff - your name, sir?

Immigrant - Ryle Gwapo

Staff - Sex?

Immigrant - Three times a day.

Staff - I mean male or female, sir.

Immigrant - It doesnt matter.

 

1 more

 

Girls are like biscuits...

they are tough until they get wet..

xD 

[r_WarTank0070 47]

Everyone post your funniest jokes..!

whoever has the funniest joke is the joker..!

lol...

im bored...

just post ur jokes..

Hey! You could make a list of jokes of us, so we wont have to read all the pages. Pls do it.

[grakoff 7]

Hey! You could make a list of jokes of us, so we wont have to read all the pages. Pls do it.

thats why im asking jokes coz im so bored..

[grakoff 7]

Husband: Quick, my friends r cummin! Hide everything!

Wife: Y? R they gonna steal anything??

Husband: No. They might recognize their own stuff!!

.

Edited August 24, 2013 by grakoff

[LETCHIK_WOLK 370]

not sure if wat ur word *cummin* really means..

Coming, I was confused in the beginning too :D

[r_WarTank0070 47]

Grakoff remove the word fast, This is a good thread. 

 

People lets don't post pervert jokes. 

[GeneralPie 603]

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Ya

Ya who?

Yahoo.com

[LETCHIK_WOLK 370]

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Ya

Ya who?

Yahoo.com

LOLOL

[I3loodShot 3,119]

LOL

[SpreadLoveNotHate 374]

:lol: That would totally happen. #Asian families

[joostcool 5,942]

Oh, btw, that's not my conversation!

[meronnatu 151]

:D  nice joke

[LETCHIK_WOLK 370]

Huh, I don't get it. What did he do wrong?

Edited August 24, 2013 by MisterGeneral
Do not qoute the violations

[r_WalkingDead1230 23]

Lol never expected that he would get a ban o.0