Funniest Joke..!

[grakoff 7]

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Ya

Ya who?

Yahoo.com

nice..

[RiseOfCucumber 651]

:lol: That would totally happen. #Asian families

Hey man im asian , watch it -_-

[I.Devastation 2,053]

Knock Knock

Whos there?

I love doctor.

I love doctor who? *Walks away feeling lika boss*

[r_Firingsniper0 1,215]

A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?" The husband says, "What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?" A few days go by, and he comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, the car won't start. I think it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?" He says: "What do I look like, Mr. Goodwrench?" Another few days go by, and it's raining pretty hard. The wife finds a leak in the roof. She says, "Honey, there's a leak on the roof! Can you please fix it?" He says, "What do I look like, Bob Vila?" The next day the husband comes home, and the roof is fixed. So is the plumbing. So is the car. He asks his wife what happened. "Oh, I had a handyman come in and fix them," she says. "Great! How much is that going to cost me?" he snarls. Wife says: "Nothing. He said he'd do it for free if I either baked him a cake or slept with him." "Uh, well, what kind of cake did you make?" asks the husband. "What do I look like," she says, "Betty Crocker?"

Edited August 25, 2013 by r_Firingsniper0

[I.Devastation 2,053]

A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?" The husband says, "What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?" A few days go by, and he comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, the car won't start. I think it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?" He says: "What do I look like, Mr. Goodwrench?" Another few days go by, and it's raining pretty hard. The wife finds a leak in the roof. She says, "Honey, there's a leak on the roof! Can you please fix it?" He says, "What do I look like, Bob Vila?" The next day the husband comes home, and the roof is fixed. So is the plumbing. So is the car. He asks his wife what happened. "Oh, I had a handyman come in and fix them," she says. "Great! How much is that going to cost me?" he snarls. Wife says: "Nothing. He said he'd do it for free if I either baked him a cake or slept with him." "Uh, well, what kind of cake did you make?" asks the husband. "What do I look like," she says, "Betty Crocker?"

LOL

[legenddestroyer 824]

A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?" The husband says, "What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?" A few days go by, and he comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, the car won't start. I think it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?" He says: "What do I look like, Mr. Goodwrench?" Another few days go by, and it's raining pretty hard. The wife finds a leak in the roof. She says, "Honey, there's a leak on the roof! Can you please fix it?" He says, "What do I look like, Bob Vila?" The next day the husband comes home, and the roof is fixed. So is the plumbing. So is the car. He asks his wife what happened. "Oh, I had a handyman come in and fix them," she says. "Great! How much is that going to cost me?" he snarls. Wife says: "Nothing. He said he'd do it for free if I either baked him a cake or slept with him." "Uh, well, what kind of cake did you make?" asks the husband. "What do I look like," she says, "Betty Crocker?"

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Edited August 25, 2013 by legenddestroyer

[I.Devastation 2,053]

A teacher asks the new student her name. The girl replies, "Happy Butt."

The teacher says, "I don't think that's your name. You need to go to the principal's office and get this straightened out."

The girl goes to the principal's office and he asks, "What's your name?" The little girl says, "Happy Butt."

The principal calls the girl's mother to get the truth. After getting off the phone, he says, "Honey, your name is Gladys, not Happy Butt."

The girl exclaims, "Glad Ass -- Happy Butt -- what's the difference?"

[I.Devastation 2,053]

Q: What do you call a blonde in an institute of higher learning?

A: A visitor.

[r_Firingsniper0 1,215]

Two campers are walking through the woods when a huge brown bear suddenly appears in the clearing about 50 feet in front of them. The bear sees the campers and begins to head toward them. The first guys drops his backpack, digs out a pair of sneakers, and frantically begins to put them on. The second guys says, "What are you doing? Sneakers won’t help you outrun that bear." "I don't need to outrun the bear," the first guy says. "I just need to outrun you."

 

 

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

 

My sister was with two men in one night. She could hardly walk after that. Can you imagine? Two dinners!

 

I have a large seashell collection, which I keep scattered on beaches all over the world.

 

 

A man is driving his five year old to a friend’s house when another car races in front and cuts them off, nearly causing an accident. "Douchebag!" the father yells. A moment later he realizes the indiscretion, pulls over, and turns to face his son. "Your father just said a bad word," he says. "I was angry at that driver, but that was no excuse for what I said. It was wrong. But just because I said it, it doesn’t make it right, and I don’t ever want to hear you saying it. Is that clear?" His son looks at him and says: "Too late, douchebag."

Edited August 25, 2013 by r_Firingsniper0

[P3DRo0o 75]

If you had to choose between Megen Fox(male equivalent for females/homosexuals) and world peace, how many children would you make?

[I.Devastation 2,053]

...I'd choose food over Megan fox, she is sooo ugly!

[P3DRo0o 75]

...I'd choose food over Megan fox, she is sooo ugly!

-.-

 

Please excuse the flea, he's our pet troll.

 

i can see what you mean...

[I.Devastation 2,053]

-.-

 

 

i can see what you mean...

.-. I'm a pretty flea so you know!

[scorch-RC-1162 1]

officer:hurry shoot the men coming up the hill

soldier:sir those are our reinforcements!

officer:oh on second thought dont do that

[scorch-RC-1162 1]

does anybody like my joke?

[I.Devastation 2,053]

does anybody like my joke?

Me, joke.

[scorch-RC-1162 1]

:D  :D :D   :D  :D :D  

[scorch-RC-1162 1]

what do u mean flae99

[I.Devastation 2,053]

Nvm lol

[P3DRo0o 75]

what do u mean flae99

That was his joke. He pretended to like you're joke, but he actually didn't. 

 

It was pretty funny.

[scorch-RC-1162 1]

plz explain

[scorch-RC-1162 1]

:(  :(  :( :(  :(  :(  

[scorch-RC-1162 1]

i am sad now and i dont like u two

[scorch-RC-1162 1]

:angry:  :angry:  :angry: :angry:  :angry:  :angry:  

[P3DRo0o 75]

i am sad now and i dont like u two

Why? I'm likable. Did I say something? I was just explaining his joke. I don't think he meant it, he was being funny