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I got a joke

I log on to my computer and it says your password is incorrect I type it in and it's correct I'll never forget my password

 

I'm sorry but my jokes r quite rubbish

Edited by sky128

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  • Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin."

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What happened when Elizabeth burped?

 

She issued a royal pardon.

 

 

Why did the one handed pirate crossed the road?

 

He wanted to go to second-hand shop.

 

Geddit?

 

What is the favourite subject of pirates?

 

Arrrrrrrrrt!

 

 

Why did the ghost of a queen who got her head cut kept on running?

 

Because she wanted to get a-head!

 

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Why did the blond climb up the glass wall?

 

She wanted to see what was on the other side.

 

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Why was the blond showering with the bathroom's door open?

 

 

So no one could peek in through the key hole.

Edited by r_JCar0

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  • Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin."

:lol:

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Flooding.

Who you're saying flood to? If you notice, my posts are not in sequence and much less posted on the same date. I'm a chat MOD (candidate atm) and I'm pretty sure I know better what flooding entails than you do. So please think before you point your finger at anyone. Thanks.

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um u do notice that is actually what happens to them and they get arrested or sent back to Mexico thats just cruel and mean to say

canada did u get the joke it wasnt supposed to be mean and i wasnt trying to offend

anyone and im sorry if u thought that it was mean

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AB, and Mab are watching news, in which a person is about to jump off a cliff

AB- I bet you $10 he is going to jump

MAB- Alright I bet he is not going to jump

The person finally jumps off the cliff, and AB wins the bet.

AB- Well, i must tell you this, that i cheated, This news already came earlier and i saw the person jump off.

MAB- Well, i saw the news too, but i didn't know he was going to jump again.

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