Funniest Joke..!

[squirll-talk-rocks 1]

Knock knock

Who's there?

Lettuce

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in and you will find out

[Delta_88 17]

Here's a video of the comedian John Pinette (I dunno if there are cuss words in it... 'cause I don't remember if there was... if there is, I change it to Bill Engvall or Jeff Foxworthy)

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRPcYcaggNE

[r_JCar0 289]

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Horton Hierza.

Horton Hierza who?

(facepalm......walks away)  

Edited September 25, 2013 by r_JCar0

[Aero.v2.0 1,456]

Le mod candidate sits on s2 (who might that be :huh: )

Sees le spam of battle link

Starts to be le battle link spammer

Le autoban says: Player SPAMMER has been banned for 5 minutes. Reason: Wall Hacking. Read the Rules.

Le mod: NUUUU, Bad autoban -.-

[KunGawuliak 191]

^"NUUUU" is Funniest thing in your post :D Bad joke :D

[MusicJam19 737]

Most of these jokes are either sexual-related or against blondes - therefore against the rules

[Delta_88 17]

Most of these jokes are either sexual-related or against blondes - therefore against the rules

but that's where the best jokes come from

[r_wienerschnitzel0 25]

A Chinese guy walks into a restaurant and sees Steven Spielberg. He's a big fan, so he goes up to ask for an autograph.

Spielberg slaps him, and says, "You bombed Pearl Harbour!" The indignant Chinese guy retorts, "That was the Japanese!"

Spielberg waves him off, saying, "Well, Chinese Japanese, Taiwanese, all the same!"

The Chinese dude slaps Spielberg on the face, saying, "You sank the Titanic!" Spielberg replies, "That was an iceberg!"

The Chinese guy does the same, saying, "Iceberg, Carlsberg, Spielberg, all the same!"

 

Another one:

A helicopter carried 30 bricks. 1 fell out. How many are left?

 

29.

 

How do you put an elephant in a fridge?

 

You open the door, put it in, and close the door.

 

How do you put a giraffe in a fridge?

 

You open the door, take the elephant out, and close the door.

 

The Lion King had a party. All the animals were there, except?

 

The giraffe, as he was still in the fridge.

 

An old woman was crossing a river known to be infested with crocodiles. Why didn't she get eaten?

 

Because the crocodiles were at the party.

 

However, she died when she reached the other end. Why?

 

A brick fell on her head.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[MusicJam19 737]

but that's where the best jokes come from

I know, but still are against rules

[SpHryfBoss 573]

:lol: That would totally happen. #Asian families

hhhh :p

[Montano00 12]

1) A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."

 

2) Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?" The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."

 

3) A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"

 

EDIT: This is my last forum post before I quit.. Bye.

Edited September 25, 2013 by Montano00

[r_The-Player20 313]

1. Nine-eleven jokes aren't funny. Nine Muslims died here.

 

2. What do you do if you see your TV floating at night?

 

Shoot between the white dots.

 

Edited September 26, 2013 by r_The-Player20

[aojsd 144]

Leave no stone unturned in your quest to disrupt a rock garden.

[r_The-Player20 313]

From Google:

 

There was a preacher who fell in the ocean and he couldn't swim. When a boat came by, the captain yelled, "Do you need help, sir?" The preacher calmly said "No, God will save me." A little later, another boat came by and a fisherman asked, "Hey, do you need help?" The preacher replied again, "No God will save me." Eventually the preacher drowned & went to heaven. The preacher asked God, "Why didn't you save me?" God replied, "Fool, I sent you two boats!"

[Afro_Samurai 240]

Why did the blonde open the window?

To see what was on the other side.

 

[Afro_Samurai 240]

Ice 

Bank

Mice 

Elf.

 

 

Say it fast.. and really loud.. while you're in school .. or work. 

Iced

Ink

 

Say it fast while you're at school or work.  :D

[r_JCar0 289]

Le mod candidate sits on s2 (who might that be :huh: )

(Edited by JCar) -REMOVED-

This is considered public discussion of moderator's action, thus a violation of the rules. Please delete this post micah.

Edited September 26, 2013 by r_JCar0

[Delta_88 17]

From Google:

 

There was a preacher who fell in the ocean and he couldn't swim. When a boat came by, the captain yelled, "Do you need help, sir?" The preacher calmly said "No, God will save me." A little later, another boat came by and a fisherman asked, "Hey, do you need help?" The preacher replied again, "No God will save me." Eventually the preacher drowned & went to heaven. The preacher asked God, "Why didn't you save me?" God replied, "Fool, I sent you two boats!"

"Do you think God gets stoned? I think so . . . look at the platypus.", Robin Williams

[r_The-Player20 313]

Racist rude jokes below. Not intended to insult anyone, is for you to laugh at people of other nationalities. :>

 

 

 

Racist rude jokes deleted!

 

 

Edited September 27, 2013 by r_The-Player20

[canadarules 1,938]

what happened to this fun trolling topic

[Amagi 1,728]

Yo momma's so fat when she fell in love she broke it.

[canadarules 1,938]

Wow don't insult my mom okay. For your info she is not fat

[Amagi 1,728]

Wow don't insult my mom okay. For your info she is not fat

Its just a yo momma joke chill.

[r_55566320 2]

Lets make like the titanic and split

[Redwall2 18]

I have a really bad joke that no one will get .-.

A termite walks into a bar and asks "is the. Bartender here?"