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Its just a joke Epic...My wife, kids and I are all blonde

 

2 tankmen walk into a bar, 1 Isida to the other, "slide me those twin freezers down the rail. Im as thirsty as a firebird" he then lit up a smokey and and said I'd like to give those thunder lips the shaft

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Bump...

 

I saw this on 9gag...

 

 

Guy1: Hey, did you see that clown who hides from gay people?

 

Guy2: No?

 

Guy1: HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAA

 

Guy2: $#*!

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ok this is a Jim Gaffigan quote k?

 

ok here it is: they finaly made a breakfast pocket. i can't find a better way to start the day! OH GOOD MORNING! ur about to call in sick. yea hot pockets for breakfast, lunch, then be dead by dinnertime. DEAD POCKET!

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theres a blonde brunette and a redhead at the stairs to heavean god say ok if you want in i will tell you a joke on each step there are 1000 steps

 

redhead goes3 steps and luaph brunette step 46 and luph so hard she almost falls and the the blonde gets to 999 and luaphs before he tells the joke god ask why did u luaph i didnt tell the joke the blonde says i just got the first joke

hey it took a lot of work to remember this

 

u luaph now

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me tell more joke

 

ok the emporer of china is looking for the best samuri in all the land so he sends out a messanger after 4 years the messanger comes back with 3 samuries a chines japanese and jewish samuri

 

the emporer says wat makes you the best

 

the chinese pulles out a match box and out comes a fly woooosh the fly in cut in half

 

the japanese say oh ya wath this he pulles out a match box out comes a fly woooosh wooosh the fly is cut in 4

 

the empoer says well whats your skill

 

he the jewish samuri pulls out a matchbox out comes a fly about 10 mins later after wat looked like him just randomly swinging at the fly the empoer is not impressed you may leave the jewish samuri says if you look close they fly had been circumsized

 

u luaph now

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