[Guide] Noobs-How to win with lots of noobs

[red_tank_the_best 300]

You're in batlle?your team is made only by noobs?losing?well,i think that this guide can help you!

 

What is noob?Noob is usually new player,or player with less IQ

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1. Noobs in list by ranks:

 

1.From recruiter to sergeant-major

These noobs just found tanki while searching the net.They think that tanki is just an normal game( Biggest mistake).As every new one,don't know how to shoot or move.easy targets for enemies.chat is &$@149532$*@дјсал앚배언맵ㅇ넘 for them,so you can't see recruiters there.like ghosts.

 

2.from Wo1 to captain

Main noobs on these ranks are hackers.know to shoot,and nothing else.don't have any m1,cuz they don't know how to upgrade or move turret.drugs on "all in" when see 10 cristals(one box).50% of players are these noobs at these ranks.

 

3.from major to generalisimo

Still don't know to turn turet,use drugs more often,mammoth and twins on high maps.good in team,ignore messages.

 

2. Problems made by noobs

 

1.lots of profiles

1. rank group of noobs is new in game,and in 70% of cases stop to play tanki on small ranks.that lefts tanki main computer saved profile whoch adds 1 to number of profiles(reall number of players is 25 000 000)),uses some memory and takes one good nickname.

 

2.Violators

1 month ago,i saw about 20 hackers on small ranks who are flying.before making violators,hackers(noobs with hack) were everywhere.

 

3.No team-work

Noobs dpn't know to play like pro,which makes their team losing.kick-system is good for this,but less used.

 

Answers

1.All 1.rank group noobs profiles should be erased if inactive 2 or more months

 

2.violators,and please use printscr to bust hackers!

 

3.When playing with noobs in team,first use "kick system".if no one respond,then try to message them,if not even that work,then shoot them and show them by sins what they should do.always go to other side,npt with noobs.they at least know how to capture flag.if attacked go behind inactive or noob player(not if attacked by freeze,thunder or firebird).use them as friend,enemy of your enemy or protection :)

[datie9 72]

Can you tell me in what way the content is related to the thread title? It says how to win from them, but you are pointing out why they are noobs..

[Remaine 4,687]

no

[RedArmor 15]

Um.....this doesn't make any sence.I am not a noob but i still pick up crystal boxes.Why? Maybe to get a few extra crystals :/

[TheLonelyEpic 212]

Wow.  :o

[r_Firingsniper0 1,215]

Really? Really? Erase your account in 2 months?

 

What if your laptop was broken, and you couldn't get one for 3 months, to come back and realize your account was gone and taken by a noob?

[AntaresXT 12]

1. U mad bro?!

2. True

3. Definitely

 

There is a problem that smller ranks have quite a lot weaker weapons and hulls so I thought that may be the speed, health, power etc. Should be closer to each other to make it fairer gameplay and people wouldn't be desperate for next upgrades (logically micro-upgrades won't even help this). So overall the M0s would be as powerful as previous M1s and the game would be slightly like before rebalance that there wasn't much difference between the upgrades but this actually would be in-between the rebalanced upgrade distance and the old balanced upgrade distance if u know what I mean...

[TheLonelyEpic 212]

1. U mad bro?!

2. True

3. Definitely

 

There is a problem that smller ranks have quite a lot weaker weapons and hulls so I thought that may be the speed, health, power etc. Should be closer to each other to make it fairer gameplay and people wouldn't be desperate for next upgrades (logically micro-upgrades won't even help this). So overall the M0s would be as powerful as previous M1s and the game would be slightly like before rebalance that there wasn't much difference between the upgrades but this actually would be in-between the rebalanced upgrade distance and the old balanced upgrade distance if u know what I mean...

Nope, you a noob. And noob be wanting instant gratification with no effort involved.

Edited September 8, 2013 by TheLonelyEpic

[Joshua16 780]

Im sorry can you type english?

[AntaresXT 12]

Im sorry can you type english?

R u taking the mick?

[AntaresXT 12]

Nope, you a noob. And noob be wanting instant gratification with no effort involved.

What if I told u... I have 3 gold star account -__-

[RedArmor 15]

What if I told u... I have 3 gold star account -__-

Well,you are still a noob since you don't know it is called Lieutenant General.

[AntaresXT 12]

Well,you are still a noob since you don't know it is called Lieutenant General.

(facepalm) I knew that but wasn't sure u did. Because u actually r noob even conpared to my secondary acc. This is my third one lol!

[r_Firingsniper0 1,215]

This guide isn't useful at all.

 

 

How to fight with noobs? Just vote 'em out or drug.

[r_BigSpender0 12]

Tanki is a normal game you fool.

 

And this ain't even a guide, it's a stupid topic made by a noob 3rd lieutenant.

[r_BigSpender0 12]

Mod, most of the players that saw this are against the OP, close this topic.

Edited September 8, 2013 by r_BigSpender0

[Eragon 13,876]

look at the votes! :blink:

[iact0 2]

Close This

[Eragon 13,876]

agreed

[Farhan55 82]

You're in batlle?your team is made only by noobs?losing?well,i think that this guide can help you!

 

What is noob?Noob is usually new player,or player with less IQ

/.../

1. Noobs in list by ranks:

 

1.From recruiter to sergeant-major

These noobs just found tanki while searching the net.They think that tanki is just an normal game( Biggest mistake).As every new one,don't know how to shoot or move.easy targets for enemies.chat is &$@149532$*@дјсал앚배언맵ㅇ넘 for them,so you can't see recruiters there.like ghosts.

 

2.from Wo1 to captain

Main noobs on these ranks are hackers.know to shoot,and nothing else.don't have any m1,cuz they don't know how to upgrade or move turret.drugs on "all in" when see 10 cristals(one box).50% of players are these noobs at these ranks.

 

3.from major to generalisimo

Still don't know to turn turet,use drugs more often,mammoth and twins on high maps.good in team,ignore messages.

 

2. Problems made by noobs

 

1.lots of profiles

1. rank group of noobs is new in game,and in 70% of cases stop to play tanki on small ranks.that lefts tanki main computer saved profile whoch adds 1 to number of profiles(reall number of players is 25 000 000)),uses some memory and takes one good nickname.

 

2.Violators

1 month ago,i saw about 20 hackers on small ranks who are flying.before making violators,hackers(noobs with hack) were everywhere.

 

3.No team-work

Noobs dpn't know to play like pro,which makes their team losing.kick-system is good for this,but less used.

 

Answers

1.All 1.rank group noobs profiles should be erased if inactive 2 or more months

 

2.violators,and please use printscr to bust hackers!

 

3.When playing with noobs in team,first use "kick system".if no one respond,then try to message them,if not even that work,then shoot them and show them by sins what they should do.always go to other side,npt with noobs.they at least know how to capture flag.if attacked go behind inactive or noob player(not if attacked by freeze,thunder or firebird).use them as friend,enemy of your enemy or protection :)

Concept is right but not well expalined.

[Eragon 13,876]

why make such a huge quote? 

[I.D0M 601]

Fail topic.

[Endurance 543]

Fail.. -.-

 

haha you said from Major to Generalissimo, they still don't know how to use their turret.

[toomai51 55]

Thanks for your effort - but nope - sins ? what sins - it's a game !

[whodat34 58]

This is realy stupid and some mod close this waste of time topic