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Eh.. 

 

I would fire all the soldiers. 

 

and makes everything into robots, only using them for defending the country from enemy attacks.

 

Then I will use the money to improve peoples' lives in my country. 

 

Then I'll make it the most technologically advanced country in the world.

 

and make a space city. 

 

Muwahahaha. 

and thats evil how?

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I would be disgusted by the horrifying fact in which the disgrace which is republicanism has taken over the jolly fine institution which we over here call the monarchy, old chap!

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i would remove the police, remove all of the laws and allow the people to live by their own wishes. and than i would release the army to teach those lazybones some work ethics.

i would probably remove all the old folks from their homes and from the streets becouse they are a big traffic problem. they don't run fast enough when i'm driving. i wouldn't allow women to drive (less accidents) and man to work as bartenders (smaller tips). and the girls should train to be equal to men. they should open the doors for us. they should pay us some drinks. my wallet is sometimes empty cuz i can't treat all of us. all of the womens from my country should bring me (Mr. Presidente) at least red rose on Valentines day. as a saving law, i would order everyone to go barefoot during the summer to save shoes for some other season. roads: fast lane up to 150 mph, slow lane not below 90 mph and of course, presidents lane. and if you throw some garbage outside on the street, you will be in jail for at least 5 years. is there anything worse then stepping on a poop or a gum... i would forbid fish, onion and cheese in my teritories cuz they stink.

 

i would grow mustache for 10 years and when i die, i want a cascate in zeus paint. i have a cape too. and a crown cuz im the mighty leader. and a sword to be able for fast action with one cut.

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i would remove the police, remove all of the laws and allow the people to live by their own wishes. and than i would release the army to teach those lazybones some work ethics.

i would probably remove all the old folks from their homes and from the streets becouse they are a big traffic problem. they don't run fast enough when i'm driving. i wouldn't allow women to drive (less accidents) and man to work as bartenders (smaller tips). and the girls should train to be equal to men. they should open the doors for us. they should pay us some drinks. my wallet is sometimes empty cuz i can't treat all of us. all of the womens from my country should bring me (Mr. Presidente) at least red rose on Valentines day. as a saving law, i would order everyone to go barefoot during the summer to save shoes for some other season. roads: fast lane up to 150 mph, slow lane not below 90 mph and of course, presidents lane. and if you throw some garbage outside on the street, you will be in jail for at least 5 years. is there anything worse then stepping on a poop or a gum... i would forbid fish, onion and cheese in my teritories cuz they stink.

 

i would grow mustache for 10 years and when i die, i want a cascate in zeus paint. i have a cape too. and a crown cuz im the mighty leader. and a sword to be able for fast action with one cut.

The Arab Spring will come to you, and you will be impeached.

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