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Why did the chicken wallow in the mud then cross the road twice??

 

He is a dirty double crosser.

 

 

The rest of my jokes are to dirty to post here...this is my cleanest "dirty" joke

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a guy buys these shoes that are made so that they will walk you home when you've got a hangover. one day he woke up and he was on a cruise to Puerto rico. turns out the shoes had a mind of there own and got board just walking the dude home when he got a hangover, so they went on numerous cruises. the guy told them to stop it or he would throw them away. the shoes got so depressed that they decided to drive away. they pushed the start button and started to drive. the only problem was that the shoes couldn't turn the steering wheel. they ended up driving off a cliff and killing themselves. the guy went to the priest to see if the shoes would go to the afterlife. said the priest, "it's okay, they'll go to heaven; they've got souls!"

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I lol'd at this - and don't believe this, btw. I beat him in the argument (yes, it's arguing; that's how you know he's lying) but then he was spamming my PMs so I had to ignore him for it to stop.

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A man came round after a serious accident and cried

"Doctor , doctor - I can't feel my legs "

The doctor replied " I know you can't,I've cut your arms off " :lol:

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