joke of the day

[felixbond 20]

 

I lol'd at this - and don't believe this, btw. I beat him in the argument (yes, it's arguing; that's how you know he's lying) but then he was spamming my PMs so I had to ignore him for it to stop.

 

you wish you beat me... anyways ya it would be pretty funny if it wasn't true. B)

[Irontank1v 836]

Back to topic Guys

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

[felixbond 20]

Back to topic Guys

Edited November 1, 2013 by felixbond

[Irontank1v 836]

 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_xjBAd5G84.

 

 

Edited November 1, 2013 by Irontank1v

[felixbond 20]

 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_xjBAd5G84.

 

 

clever, i'll give you that.

[shadewarttt 3,350]

 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_xjBAd5G84.

 

 

Where do u find these things? 

[felixbond 20]

Where do u find these things? 

youtube.....

[shadewarttt 3,350]

youtube.....

So u r telling me he searched up "yes yes yes 10 hour  Daniel Bryan " ?

[felixbond 20]

So u r telling me he searched up "yes yes yes 10 hour  Daniel Bryan " ?

no. i'm saying it probably came up on the "related videos section" on the side of the screen. why couldn't you assume that using the brain that god gave you? or wait, maybe he gave YOU a "train."

[shadewarttt 3,350]

no. i'm saying it probably came up on the "related videos section" on the side of the screen. why couldn't you assume that using the brain that god gave you? or wait, maybe he gave YOU a "train."

Is that supposed to be funny? It's not.

[Fwuffy_Giwaffe 6]

[Remaine 4,687]

So u r telling me he searched up "yes yes yes 10 hour  Daniel Bryan " ?

Oh come on, Shade. Common sense.

[buggativeryon 1]

Not really jokes but found some stupid labels on products........

 

On a bar of dial soap- use like regular soap.

On Saintsbury peanut - warning : may contain nut

On a cup of hot coffee- hot beverages are hot. (Srsly?????)

 

All these , my friends are true

[Meliora 1,652]

OK, here's another.

 

A man walks into a restaurant and orders some soup.

The waiter brings the man some soup, then walks away.

Man: Waiter, waiter!

Waiter: *Comes over* What's the problem, sir?

Man: Taste the soup!

Waiter: Is it too hot?

Man: Taste the soup!

Waiter: Is it too cold?

Man: Taste the soup, taste the soup!

Waiter: *Is about to taste, then pauses* But where's the spoon?

Man: Ahaaaaaaaaa!

 

Hope you get it :D.

[Irontank1v 836]

:lol:

[RampagingVenom 554]

A horse walked into a bar & the barman said "why the long face"
:D

[slash1524 74]

Am i aloud to post YO_mama jokes?

[ben.171270 21]

here comes the joke:

flae is a cool guy and a great player

 

[Who_Boss 154]

You are so fat when you walked past my tv I missed 3 episodes

[Mr.71 123]

A baby seal walk into a club.

[Royalworld 1,269]

Eragon posted 'Nice work' in a nooby thread

[monkeyburn 13,524]

 

 

[gocac 17]

wanna hear a joke:

My salary

 

 

 

PS. I stole that

[monkeyburn 13,524]

A man walks into a hardware store with a duck on his head. The clerk asks, "How may I help you?". The duck replies, "Do you have anything that can get this man out from under me?".

[Who_Boss 154]

^ lol..

Another joke..

Doctor: *knocks on the door* -knock- -knock-

2nd man: who'this

Doctor: doctor

2nd man: doctor who..

Doctor: you just said my name

2nd man: wwhhhaattt...!!!

Edited November 21, 2013 by Who_Boss