Predictions for 2014!

[r_GoldRock30 68]

Gold, how did u get your main account banned??

Witchcraft.

 

(Unfortunately, public discussion of mods' actions is forbidden - you can PM me if you like)

[Lhamster 4,081]

That. Was. Hilarious. :lol: Just as good if not better than the previous ones, I loled many times! You sir, have earned my 2nd ever vote.

Edited December 28, 2013 by Lhamster

[justoriginal 715]

Just Amazing!!! :D

[marcanthonyrocks 0]

skitee, on 28 Dec 2013 - 16:04, said: This month also features disgraceful

treatment of one of the most respected and

acclaimed staff members of Tanki Online's

English community. Some of the most vile,

outrageous and disgusting Private Messages

ever to be sent via the Tanki Forum private message system are sent during this month

of February 2013 to the penta-awarded

“Forum Moderator of the Month”,

FederalBureauFBI, after he accidentally bans

monkeybum for an “inappropriate

nickname”. One of the most appalling of these Private Messages are sent by a coward

hiding under the cover of a second account

with the account name of “already.alive” who calls the almighty FBI “a somewhat

incompetent moderator”. Under the barrage

of such disgusting hate mail, FBI eventually,

after a fortnight of “hanging in there”, calls it

quits and leaves Tanki, never to return.

 

Ok.

I was wondering who did this after I read this.

I was thinking must be someone with a sense of humor because everyone knows FBI Is secretly a cow Is a highly competent moderator and more a Consultant(He actually answered my questions)

[SuperNick95 5,312]

That. Was. Hilarious. :lol: Just as good if not better than the previous ones, I loled many times! You sir, have earned my 2nd ever vote.

 

It's your fourth

[BackSeatDriver 29]

Awesome!

[Fjelstad1678 186]

The removal of the American clans from the cybersport community raises little more than a few eyebrows until news breaks out from across the pond that “Surburban Gunners” leader RampagingVenom has sued Alternativa Platform as a result of his clan's elimination from the competition, which e describes as an “appalling undemocratic gesture, violating all the rights for freedom which our own glorious America is trying to force upon all the currently unfree countries of the world”. Unsurprisingly, the American state take these accusations very seriously and proceed onwards to investigating the matter carefully. After a few minutes of careful deliberations, the NSA decides that “Tanki Online is a threat to the freedom which we here in our beautifully free country stand for and as a result must be forcibly removed from the lives of our citizens, who will have no possibility to access this vile thing which risks removing all elements of freedom from our lives.”. Tanki is blocked in America. Britain and Canada promptly obey America's orders and block Tanki in their lands as well.

 

I loved this part. Britain and Canada obey! We must force all the rights of freedom! 

[Valletta 834]

 just at a key point in the dialogue, Valletta dies of starvation.

[Fjelstad1678 186]

^The odds are nowhere near your favor, Val

[skitee 555]

what if you are wrong?

I'm not.

 

3 years :o

Well, it's a serious case of animal cruelty, so that warrants a sentence of that kind of length.

 

 

You're doomed. I'm sorry. You should not have read this, I'm afraid. :( My condolences.

[X9-78 2]

 Being so highly anticipated, it initially is met with huge acclaim, with highly respected Tanki players such as robbie56 claiming that this update is the “best update ever!”. 

 

lul xaaxxaaxaxax <3

[r_DidYouKnowThat0 1,662]

@Supernick95: Objection. . .isn't that. . .. a video game of some sort.

[monkeyburn 13,550]

[r_comeandgetit0 5]

Skit, I think you should still be a reporter... Nice work!

Edited December 31, 2013 by r_comeandgetit0

[I.Devastation 2,053]

Best article I've ever read.

[Lhamster 4,081]

It's your fourth

I don't remember giving 2 of them :P

[r_GoldRock30 68]

I don't remember giving 2 of them :P

Maybe you gave two downvotes at some point? That would total four votes (positive or negative) in all.

[Fresh 2,390]

how do you become a reporter

[SpreadLoveNotHate 374]

Please read How to become a reporter

 

Though, there isn't any need for new reporters at the moment. 

[r_BLASTOISE-T120 241]

@loktinho.. skitee was a reporter once before :P

 

anywho

[splitterpoint 10,986]

 

 

'' Valletta dies of starvation ''

 

:lol:

 

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Absolutely love this, that dry humor you used.

Über-tastic.

[Imperza_WRX_STI 95]

However, a setback to Tanki's plans occurs when, on a live TV interview, Makarov.Dreyar, apparently a “passionate CSKA fan” states “This sucks”.

 

Huehuehue.. 

Edited December 30, 2013 by Imperza_WRX_STI

[legenda_belgia 0]

lol?

[slash1524 74]

Wow, you put a lot of work in to it.

[Therider 2,034]

Well well well. Just 20 years?

^