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A Generallisimo was saving up crystals for M3 Titan. After months of playing endlessly, he eventually collected enough. He went along to the garageman who counted his money. After carefully looking through the pile, the garageman spoke up. "Sorry mate, you''re 20 crystals short." The Generallisimo grunted, and quickly checked up on the lobby. Seeing his friend online, he typed over a message to him:

"Can I have 20 crystals? I want to buy M3 Titan."

It was a matter of seconds before his friend replied.

"Here's 40. Get one for me too!"

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It would be funny to be posted in "Ideas and suggestions" thread - I suggest that the sort of 'tweet' sound you hear when you take some supplies is replaced by a fart sound. :P
Then it would be even more funny if developers actually followed the suggestion. -_-

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A Generallisimo was saving up crystals for M3 Titan. After months of playing endlessly, he eventually collected enough. He went along to the garageman who counted his money. After carefully looking through the pile, the garageman spoke up. "Sorry mate, you''re 20 crystals short." The Generallisimo grunted, and quickly checked up on the lobby. Seeing his friend online, he typed over a message to him:

"Can I have 20 crystals? I want to buy M3 Titan."

It was a matter of seconds before his friend replied.

"Here's 40. Get one for me too!"

You once told me this joke in chat. :lol:

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this not related to tanki

 

 

 

 

Once a farmer had 2 goats. A man asked that farmer: What do u feed to ur goats?

Farmer:Which one? the white one or black one?

Man: White one.

Farmer: Grass

Man: And the black one?

Farmer: That one also grass.

Man: Where do  u keep them?

Farmer: Which one? the white one or black one?

Man: White one.

Farmer:I tie it with my bed.

Man: and the black one?

Farmer: that also i tie with my bed.

Man: How many kids does they give birth every year?

Farmer: Which one? the white one or black one?

Man: White one!

Farmer: 5

Man: and the black one?!

Farmer: also 5.

Man: (angrily) why are u always saying them separately?!?! they both do the same thing!

Farmer: Because the white one is mine.

Man: and the black one?

Farmer: that is also mine!

 

 

 

Edited by Mahin567
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this not related to tanki

 

 

 

 

Once a farmer had 2 goats. A man asked that farmer: What do u feed to ur goats?

Farmer:Which one? the white one or black one?

Man: White one.

Farmer: Grass

Man: And the black one?

Farmer: That one also grass.

Man: Where do  u keep them?

Farmer: Which one? the white one or black one?

Man: White one.

Farmer:I tie it with my bed.

Man: and the black one?

Farmer: that also i tie with my bed.

Man: How many kids does they give birth every year?

Farmer: Which one? the white one or black one?

Man: White one!

Farmer: 5

Man: and the black one?!

Farmer: also 5.

Man: (angrily) why are u always saying them separately?!?! they both do the same thing!

Farmer: Because the white one is mine.

Man: and the black one?

Farmer: that is also mine!

 

 

 

right...

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What do titan hull say to the mammoth hull?

 

 

 

 

Titan: how could you be the heaviest hull. i am titan the mighty tank.

Mammoth: Things you need to know about mammoths.

1. heavy

2. strong

3. power

Do it is funny or not? i can't think jokes

 

 

 

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What do titan hull say to the mammoth hull?

 

 

 

 

Titan: how could you be the heaviest hull. i am titan the mighty tank.

Mammoth: Things you need to know about mammoths.

1. heavy

2. strong

3. power

Do it is funny or not? i can't think jokes

 

 

 

You can't jokes , think cucumber !

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I suggest to create a chat command which deletes all crystals you own, so that all those "smart" kids who try to add crystals by writing something like "addcry9999" in chat will see that it actually works, even if not in the way they had expected.

If possible, contemporarily the webcam (if avaliable) should be turned on by the same command and take a photo of the player after he lost all crystals, photo to be published here on the forum.
(this actually would be a bastard but deserved joke)

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GodMode_ON says to Godmode_OFF," I got go god mode but you don't..." However, GodMode_Off tells GodMode_on," I have a higher rank than you ok"

Not funny at all ._.

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GodMode_ON says to Godmode_OFF," I got go god mode but you don't..." However, GodMode_Off tells GodMode_on," I have a higher rank than you ok"

Not funny at all ._.

ha ha

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